Author Topic: lame pick ups (Read 51637 times)

ShowTime · « **Reply #40 on:** October 13, 2003, 04:34:08 PM »

how bought-
"gyal, ya like barb wire, darlin, ah jus cya get over ya"

Carigamers · « **Reply #40 on:** October 13, 2003, 04:34:08 PM »

hooligan989 · « **Reply #41 on:** October 13, 2003, 04:46:52 PM »

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*ahem*
this is a good thread for me, i collect pick up lines

\"Hi, i lost my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?\"

\"well f___ me if i', wrong, but is your name Yolanda?\"

\"Hi, pardon the interruption but when u came into the room i passed out cold and hit the floor, i am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes\"

\"Excuse me, but u might be asked to leave soon, you are making the other women look bad\"

those are just a few

yours is de best

QDizzle · « **Reply #42 on:** October 13, 2003, 04:53:47 PM »

well f___ me if i', wrong, but is your name Yolanda?"

nah goddes who hit yuh dat one he deserve ah medal

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #43 on:** October 13, 2003, 09:45:03 PM »

whey @ rampage!! hmmm, the man have it down yes, daz rel interesting.

thank you thank you one and all for your compliments on the lame arse pick up lines i have heard used.
i collect pick up lines so i have a lot. i am actually sittin with five pages worth of pick up lines in front my face but there is no way in hell i can type it all, so little bits at a time.

and Qdizzle, that was not one used on me, but a medal? for wat? retardedness???

"baby was your daddy a baker? cuz u got sum nice buns!"

"honey your parents must have been retarded cuz u sure are special!"

"i may not be fred flinstone but i can make your bed rock"

"that's a nice shirt, can i talk u out of it?"

"do you sleep on your stomach...no? can i?"

"if i sed u had a gr8 body, would u hold it against me?"

"are you a surgeon? cuz u just took my heart away!"

"there must be a keg in your pants cuz i wanna tap that @$$"

"Are you a parking ticket? cuz u got FINE FINE FINE written all over ya"

"Hey gorgeous, the power company is lookin for ya, ur so electrifying!"

orginalvexman · « **Reply #44 on:** October 13, 2003, 10:00:31 PM »

dark and mandy ah telling allyuh if ah hit one of allyuh one mof my lines yuh would not even know yuh get hit

because most of these thing s out of timming

and like top use when yuh on shit

Carigamers · « **Reply #44 on:** October 13, 2003, 10:00:31 PM »

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #45 on:** October 13, 2003, 10:05:19 PM »

lol@ vexman
well lay sum on us nah

Adrien · « **Reply #46 on:** October 13, 2003, 10:05:28 PM »

The best thing to work on on girls is to not try to me macho or horny , and just tallk to her and get to know her better.Truuuuust me this really works.

Adrien · « **Reply #47 on:** October 13, 2003, 10:08:49 PM »

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Some more lines that don't usually work:
\"Yuh mind if I wine on yuh?\"

\"You want a drop home? I have a Sentra.\"

\"Nice tits\"

Jedd that 'Nice Tits' line will get you a hard blai in your face,doh ever try that.

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #48 on:** October 13, 2003, 10:25:57 PM »

adrien is right, the best way is to get to know her, but the pick up line is the start! lol
and adrien right about the "nice tits" line too
and the "nice ass" as well
the amount of fellas i kick hit and slap for those kinda line just not countable, too many mc....

DEATH · « **Reply #49 on:** October 13, 2003, 10:30:46 PM »

here is one "are ur parents retarded cuz i think u are special"

Waggy · « **Reply #50 on:** October 13, 2003, 10:31:32 PM »

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the line i use is
Hi

Works every time.

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #51 on:** October 13, 2003, 10:38:26 PM »

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here is one \"are ur parents retarded cuz i think u are special\"

death hunny yuh late, i gave that one already

and as for waggy, the last time some strange boy i didnt know walked up to me and just sed "hi", my response was: *blink* "do i know you?"

and seriousl talk, it wasnt meant as an offense or anything, i didnt mean to diss him either, but the thing is...how would u react if some stranger just walk up to ur face and goes "hi!" like allyuh is good friends?

now, after that, at any rate, the fella was like "uh...no..."
so i sed "oh, okay just checkin. Hey how u goin? wats ur name?"

so i guess the "hi" might work but not on everyone.

ak_47 · « **Reply #52 on:** October 13, 2003, 10:41:54 PM »

EY GYUL.....YUH WANT A BOX OF KFC???

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #53 on:** October 13, 2003, 10:44:34 PM »

"can i borrow a quarter?"
"wat for?"
"i'd like to call my mom and tell her i met the girl of my dreams"
OR
"can i borrow a quarter?"
"wat for?"
"i'd like to call ur mom and tell her thank you"

"Is your daddy a thief? no? then how did he steal the sparkle of the start and put it in your eyes?"

"that outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor in the morning"

"All thos curves and me with no brakes"

"is it hot in here or is it just you?"

"can i have directions?"
"to where?"
"to your heart"

"Bond. James Bond."

"Forget that! playing doctor if for kids! let's play gynecologist"

"sex is a killer, wanna die happy?"

Waggy · « **Reply #54 on:** October 13, 2003, 10:48:54 PM »

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EY GYUL.....YUH WANT A BOX OF KFC???

It sucks that this line works sometimes.
Dark Goddes, I promise I'm gonna do that "hi' thing to you if we bounce up in SnS or another gatt meeting place.

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #55 on:** October 13, 2003, 10:52:40 PM »

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EY GYUL.....YUH WANT A BOX OF KFC???

It sucks that this line works sometimes.
Dark Goddes, I promise I'm gonna do that "hi' thing to you if we bounce up in SnS or another gatt meeting place.

wat d mc???
it actually works??? on who??? or rather, on WHAT???

heh@ waggy. okay, kewl. i will b on the look out, lol

ak_47 · « **Reply #56 on:** October 13, 2003, 11:00:36 PM »

"EY GYUL YUH WANT A BOX OF KFC AWAT???"

TO THIS MOST GIRLS REPLY " LEG AN THIGH OR WINGS???"

:-P [/quote]

CRaZyAnGeL · « **Reply #57 on:** October 13, 2003, 11:09:18 PM »

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adrien is right, the best way is to get to know her, but the pick up line is the start! lol
and adrien right about the \"nice tits\" line too
and the \"nice ass\" as well
the amount of fellas i kick hit and slap for those kinda line just not countable, too many mc....

lol pickup lines cud make a relationship interestin an fun...comedy helps evrytin...jus whisper sum a dem ting in yuh babes ear....she go kno iz jones an u might get a lil luvin for dat lol

Waggy · « **Reply #58 on:** October 13, 2003, 11:25:50 PM »

Yeah pickup lines should be for couples on kix.

Yeah the kfc line is usually replied to with something like "what you wanna give me that for"
Then you say something like" I'm hungry and you just rubbed your belly"
Some crap like that. Have it on a light note, not a stalker scene.
I never used it though, just know ppl who did.

CRaZyAnGeL · « **Reply #59 on:** October 13, 2003, 11:31:11 PM »

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\"Hi, i lost my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?\"

jus for fun i tell one ah meh frens dat...she start to buff me cuz she thought i was callin she fluffy an soft lol....whey allyuh gyals mad yes...no scene i luv allyuh still lol

Carigamers · « **Reply #59 on:** October 13, 2003, 11:31:11 PM »

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