Author Topic: lame pick ups (Read 51642 times)

TinyGrasshopper · « **Reply #20 on:** October 12, 2003, 09:30:05 PM »

i can't think of any but i know of a good response someone i knew gave when she got a lame line:

"Ok, let's put our heads together and think of a better line than that one, eh? and then you can back up and try it again!" when he backs up she runs away

Carigamers · « **Reply #20 on:** October 12, 2003, 09:30:05 PM »

CRaZyAnGeL · « **Reply #21 on:** October 12, 2003, 09:40:36 PM »

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speakin of which i remember another one: "Hello, do you have any scottish in your family? No? Do you want some?"

dat kinda funny eh...i actually laff at dat one lol

TinyGrasshopper · « **Reply #22 on:** October 12, 2003, 10:27:32 PM »

i have a question though, what would constitute a good pick-up line? i know some of these lines are truly retarded, but still what are we supposed to do? saying hi doesn't worked it just creeps girls out.

and you ever wonder if these lines worked with girls, i saw a tv show where it did. it's altogether possible, that the receiver would just laff it up, but noooo when a guy does it....[/i]

Bourbon_Shihan · « **Reply #23 on:** October 12, 2003, 10:45:33 PM »

You ever heard this one
i used it before
" those are some nice legs what time do they open''.

rb2k2 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 12, 2003, 10:53:07 PM »

lol @ thread

what about "Good Morning"

Carigamers · « **Reply #24 on:** October 12, 2003, 10:53:07 PM »

CRaZyAnGeL · « **Reply #25 on:** October 12, 2003, 11:07:39 PM »

dats a start eh rb2k2....
buh is trinidad...iz "aye gyul waz d scene?"
"life kool?"
or sumtin so...

perfectdrug · « **Reply #26 on:** October 12, 2003, 11:28:42 PM »

i knead you like flour...

you are the raisins in my sweetbread...
...the channa in my doubles...
...and if you were a bogger in my nose i would pick you

TrinireturnofGamez · « **Reply #27 on:** October 13, 2003, 12:06:08 AM »

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I'm sure 99.9999% of the time those were used you girls wanted to slap the man .

Lagamus · « **Reply #28 on:** October 13, 2003, 12:08:41 AM »

Some more lines that don't usually work:
"Yuh mind if I wine on yuh?"

"You want a drop home? I have a Sentra."

"Nice tits"

~Psycho^Dunpeal~ · « **Reply #29 on:** October 13, 2003, 12:12:33 AM »

of all the sugars in the world, ur the mosr granulated....

my love for u is so strong, it has muscles......

my love for u is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it in.....

Waggy · « **Reply #30 on:** October 13, 2003, 12:26:14 AM »

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*ahem*

\"Hi, i lost my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?\"

ROFL!!

Pickup lines dont work again, well wont likely work.

Pickup line that worked on me: "Ey yuh have ah right to hold de wash rag over yuh nose, this arcade real stink boy"

SamBlaZ!ng · « **Reply #31 on:** October 13, 2003, 07:55:28 AM »

My name Is Mind What's Your Own

Rampage · « **Reply #32 on:** October 13, 2003, 10:03:27 AM »

lawd, alyouh had me real laughing!
hahahha@not you dollar hops, lawdey lawd lawd!

i miss trinidad yes!!! miss it more than anything in this world!

the pickup line that i see that works many times is:
"what's the time? ", when the girl checks the time an ~if she looks up~, then you say "wow, you're beautiful", she'l say thanks, then you say "no i really mean it", then she'l blush, well then anything can come after i guess

Dardura · « **Reply #33 on:** October 13, 2003, 10:55:22 AM »

rb said it the best yes......... Good Morning,I didnt even know that so many pickup lines existed.geez.LOL

QDizzle · « **Reply #34 on:** October 13, 2003, 12:58:36 PM »

i lost my number can i have yours

u have been a bad girl go to my room

Flippant · « **Reply #35 on:** October 13, 2003, 01:36:08 PM »

from 'the ladies man'
"girl, is your father a meat burglar?"
"no, why?"
"'cause it looks like somebody stole 2 fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress."

mandy · « **Reply #36 on:** October 13, 2003, 03:29:17 PM »

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Mandy,

You can't have heard all the lame lines. has someone sung Barry Manilow to you as yet?

Dark Goddess,

Seeing is believing.

-rich
Letch mode=ON

nah not yet

mandy · « **Reply #37 on:** October 13, 2003, 03:34:37 PM »

heard this one today
hey redz I is your bredz butter meh nah

Anonymous · « **Reply #38 on:** October 13, 2003, 04:30:12 PM »

the line i use is
Hi

ShowTime · « **Reply #39 on:** October 13, 2003, 04:33:16 PM »

i don't think that 'good morning' thing would work unless it's actually morning.

Carigamers · « **Reply #39 on:** October 13, 2003, 04:33:16 PM »

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