Author Topic: lame pick ups (Read 52496 times)

mandy · « **on:** October 12, 2003, 04:56:03 PM »

ok people as a female i have herd real lame pick ups
so u tell me what is the lamest pick up line u have herd or use
mine is do u belive in love @ first sight or do i have to walk pass u again

Carigamers · « **on:** October 12, 2003, 04:56:03 PM »

ShinIori · « **Reply #1 on:** October 12, 2003, 05:02:12 PM »

Just one?
I`ve heard many.

"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?"

"Your legs must be tired cause you`ve been runnin through my mind all day."

"Lets say this leg is Christmas and this leg is New Years. Why don`t you visit me in between holidays?"

mandy · « **Reply #2 on:** October 12, 2003, 05:06:08 PM »

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Just one?
I`ve heard many.

"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?"

"Your legs must be tired cause you`ve been runnin through my mind all day."

"Lets say this leg is Christmas and this leg is New Years. Why don`t you visit me in between holidays?"

yeah I have them too

STUPID PEOPLE!

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #3 on:** October 12, 2003, 05:07:07 PM »

*ahem*
this is a good thread for me, i collect pick up lines

"Hi, i lost my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?"

"well f___ me if i', wrong, but is your name Yolanda?"

"Hi, pardon the interruption but when u came into the room i passed out cold and hit the floor, i am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes"

"Excuse me, but u might be asked to leave soon, you are making the other women look bad"

those are just a few

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #4 on:** October 12, 2003, 05:09:39 PM »

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Just one?
I`ve heard many.

"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?"

"Your legs must be tired cause you`ve been runnin through my mind all day."

"Lets say this leg is Christmas and this leg is New Years. Why don`t you visit me in between holidays?"

lol yeah i got these as well,

also "the word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word"

*looks at the tag on the back of her top/dress* "yep, made in heaven"

"girl u got more curves than a race track"

Carigamers · « **Reply #4 on:** October 12, 2003, 05:09:39 PM »

richjob · « **Reply #5 on:** October 12, 2003, 07:05:15 PM »

Mandy,

You can't have heard all the lame lines. has someone sung Barry Manilow to you as yet?

Dark Goddess,

Seeing is believing.

-rich
Letch mode=ON

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #6 on:** October 12, 2003, 07:08:08 PM »

seeing is believe? huh?
please dont tell me that means these things are actually used...i know some are but oh gawd...it so sad...

wat u mean seein is believin? allyuh confusin my poor head...my brain not workin well lately u know!

crazy_samurai · « **Reply #7 on:** October 12, 2003, 07:08:16 PM »

"Baby you so fine, you all that and a box ah chicken wings"

X · « **Reply #8 on:** October 12, 2003, 07:11:54 PM »

Here's some:

You must have horrible, painful blisters on your heels. Because you've been running through my dreams all night. In uncomfortable shoes.

You're so fine, I bet you'd slip through a colander.

Once I knew two people who didn't fall in love. They both died horribly the following day. Makes you think.

richjob · « **Reply #9 on:** October 12, 2003, 07:28:25 PM »

Well, I've not seen you yet.

Heh.

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #10 on:** October 12, 2003, 07:31:33 PM »

or hor, i know wat u talk about now, i think

and btw pple just for ur info, these lines i have not neccessarily heard directed to me.

i am NOT curvaceous :shock:

richjob · « **Reply #11 on:** October 12, 2003, 07:38:47 PM »

lemme rephrase. Not accustomed to meeting young folk who like to read. Sue me, I'm curious.

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #12 on:** October 12, 2003, 07:45:15 PM »

lol
small thing rj
speakin of which, i am being seriously starved of good reading, i cant pick up any books or else i will sit down and read instead of doin meh school wok...so!
i dying here

i hopin i can get my hands on a few lil shorts stories an stuff, things i can read in like 10min or so (i am a fast reader so ANYTHING) and thus satisfy my hunger

and i understand, i know so few pple my age who have a reading apetite like mine it is a shame.

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #13 on:** October 12, 2003, 07:46:59 PM »

but back to the pick up lines:

"ur so hot u would make the devil sweat"

"excuse me, do u have a bandaid? i bruised my knee when i fell for you"

hiddenagenda · « **Reply #14 on:** October 12, 2003, 08:06:55 PM »

LOL@the Yolanda one
I still laughing ,just say "hey how did you know that was my name?"
Alya ppl jokey yes..

Lagamus · « **Reply #15 on:** October 12, 2003, 08:24:18 PM »

Heard this one from some fella on Independence Square as a red ting was passin by:
"Ey gyul ah love yuh."

This is one of mine while in a drunken dilirium:
"Whenever yuh f---ing ready."

Needless to say, neither worked.

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #16 on:** October 12, 2003, 08:28:50 PM »

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Heard this one from some fella on Independence Square as a red ting was passin by:
"Ey gyul ah love yuh."

This is one of mine while in a drunken dilirium:
"Whenever yuh f---ing ready."

Needless to say, neither worked.

wtmc?

this is a fatima fella thing: *two girls pass by, one "sweet" one and one other nondescript gilr* "aye aye sweet bread, sweet bread" *nondescript girls turns while other girl walks ahead* "Not you dollar-hops"

:shock: this was just terrible

CRaZyAnGeL · « **Reply #17 on:** October 12, 2003, 08:28:58 PM »

lol@ laggy....doh tink dey posed to work lol...
u eva see a big rasta man watch a small chinee gyul an bawl "Aye family!"

richjob · « **Reply #18 on:** October 12, 2003, 08:30:06 PM »

"wherever you is, I want to be are"

" i love you with my heart and soul and piece of my liver"

"I love you very many plenty much"

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #19 on:** October 12, 2003, 08:31:40 PM »

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lol@ laggy....doh tink dey posed to work lol...
u eva see a big rasta man watch a small chinee gyul an bawl "Aye family!"

dred daz one thing i doh get...if you trackin a girl why do u call her "family"? cuz if she is already family daz incest, unless u want her to BE family but she isnt so why u callin her that?

speakin of which i remember another one: "Hello, do you have any scottish in your family? No? Do you want some?"

Carigamers · « **Reply #19 on:** October 12, 2003, 08:31:40 PM »

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