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« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2004, 03:35:57 PM »
ALyuh MEN KNOW THiS True  :D

Child of the 80's and or 90's


If you were a child of the 80s and early 90s in Trinidad, you might remember:

giving someone and receiving a meggie

collecting empty tic-tac containers for the smell, filling them with  water then drinking it

you filled empty orchard cartons with air and jumped on it to make a popping noise to scare someone

you screamed at the faintest sound of thunder

getting licks with a guava whip or a wooden ruler with a metal strip on the side

when push point pencils were in style

when stationery on a whole was in style, nice erasers were prized: scented and colourful, sharpeners shaped like hamburgers or mechanical pencils and pilot pens, fine-point preferably

when Bata was not in style but you had to wear one anyway

carrying ah lunch kit with a thermos flask inside

reading Enid Blyton, Nancy Drew or The Hardy Boys, Judy Blume, Sweet Dreams or Sweet Valley High.

wearing VERY ying, very short, very tight khaki pants to school

wearing socks with frills

wearing panties with frills on the back

the Coca-Cola yo-yo craze

how handwriting was a big thing in primary school among girls, you wrote extremely small and extremely neat with care

at some point in time, having to ask someone or be asked: a. if yuh father is a glass maker b. if yuh have ants in yuh pants c. if yuh monkey glands acting up

you loved pencil cases and you wanted a nice one shaped like a giant pencil with a zip on one end

holding hands with a another girl or boy to go somewhere on an outing (everybody, find ah partner!) meant that he/she was your good friend

you were a Brownie or a Cub Scout, no one was quite sure what Red Cross people did except you called them if somebody fell down

having your skin stained for days with iodine after you fell

boys making guns out of paper and shooting each other

saying "ABC, ketch ah crab, put it in ah ! paper ba g" to some First years or Second years

you read "Lucky Dip" and West Indian Readers

pennycools costing 25 cents

getting excited over the sight of three red beans sprouting on a wet piece of toilet paper in an old mayonaise jar

eating condensed milk from the can, tomato balls, paradise plums, chilibibi and planter's snacks

wearing poppies on Poppy Day was a fashion statement

cheese paste sandwiches with food colouring on Kiss bread cut in triangles

playing "in ah fine castle, do you hear my sissy-o", "I lost my glove on a Saturday night and found it Sunday morning.."

the smell of whitening your shoes

in primary school, you methodically collected eraser shavings

reciting time tables

you played catch, red-light/green-light, there's a brown girl in the ring and hand clapping games till your palms stung

a re-fashioned balloon was called ah chook-chook

you made those fortune telling finger toys from copy book paper

having to religiously support some curry-q, bar-b-q or chinee-q for the school

singing parang in a school Christmas concert or a folk song, "mangoes...mangoes.."

if you went to Catholic primary school: prayers, prayers and more prayers.


Teens of the 90s (early to mid) in Trinidad, you might remember:

fellas got an earring too-just one

football limes and Intercol

no matter where you went to school, Trinity College seemed so far away

your identity was defined by your school, there were girls and then there were "Convent girls" (be that good, bad or indifferent)

red band maxis and their hard pong

you hoarded coloured ink pens

you stressed about SBAs in Form 4 and 5

if you travelled home, you had to lime first before you got there

CXC lessons and the lessons' lime

boys hitting school desks to start a chanting session

maxis and maxi conductors were the scourge of Secondary school ! in these days, parents were always complaining about them

you knew at least one girl who was "dealing" with a maxi-man  Knight Rider, Street Hawk and Mc Gyver



If you remember any of these, you my friend are a child of the 80s and early 90s in sweet Trinidad!

...........the memories!  B)                      
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« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2004, 03:35:57 PM »

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« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2004, 09:09:17 PM »
that too much from me past :P                    

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« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2004, 03:31:37 PM »
Well done to you non-trinis who get this one!

Divorcing after 45 years an elderly Indian man in Couva calls his son in

New York and says,

"Son ah hate tuh spoil yuh day, but ah have to tuh tell yuh dat yuh

mudder an me divorcin; forty-five years ah dis shit is enough!"

"Pa, whey yuh talkin bout?" The son screams.

"We cayr stan de sight ah each odder any longer," the old man says.

"We sick ah each odder, an ah sick ah talkin bout dis, so you call yuh

sister in Chicago an tell she!"

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

"Divorce!  wey de arse rong wid dem two ole jackass" she shouts, "Wait

dey ah go call yuh back"

She calls Couva immediately, and screams at the old man,"You ent gettin

no divorce yuh hear me Pa. Don do nutten till ah come, ah callin Boboy

rite now an we comin home tuh hear whut causin all dis dam chupidness"

She hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Is okay", he

says,  "bote ah dem comin fuh Diwali and payin for dey own ticket !!!!!"

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :ph34r:  :ph34r:  :blink:  :ph34r:  :ph34r:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:                      
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« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2004, 08:20:20 PM »
look a lil comedy for alyuh, anyone ever wondered wat became of steve urkel...may be closer than we think

                   

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« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2004, 08:23:19 PM »
AH GO LET ALYUH IMAGINATION GO HERE A BIT........ :P  :P  :P  :P  :P  :P


                   

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« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2004, 08:23:19 PM »

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« Reply #25 on: October 23, 2004, 11:45:48 AM »
know alyuh go get kicks off ah dem pics  :D  :D  :D                      

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« Reply #26 on: October 23, 2004, 10:04:52 PM »
i hope the owner of the car cuased them and hope he had  a great nite :P                    

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« Reply #27 on: October 23, 2004, 10:07:27 PM »
where alya men does get these stories from?                    

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« Reply #28 on: October 26, 2004, 11:28:28 AM »
that car pic really hav meh laughing yes :lol:
ROFL :lol: not bad at all                    
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« Reply #29 on: October 26, 2004, 05:25:17 PM »
fuh real ghost fuh real                    

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« Reply #30 on: October 27, 2004, 11:57:19 AM »
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

                     
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« Reply #31 on: October 27, 2004, 12:16:26 PM »
ahhaahahahah  o crap hmm hhaahahaah   that jus sad hoss                    
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« Reply #32 on: October 27, 2004, 04:26:31 PM »
damn  that was some real good SH!T                    

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« Reply #33 on: November 10, 2004, 10:09:26 AM »
yeah sry i haven't been able to post as much as before eh fellahs but i back now so check this out...ah know alyuh agree the fellahs i mean

Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine
will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife
is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few women who can handle the truth


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol2:  :lol2:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol2:  :lol2:  :lol:  :lol:                      
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« Reply #34 on: November 17, 2004, 01:18:36 PM »
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman:   Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer:   Ma'am, you were speeding.





Older Woman:   Oh, I see.

Officer:   Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer:   Don't have one?

Older Woman:   Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer:   I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman:   I can't do that.

Officer:   Why not?

Older Woman:   I stole this car.

Officer:   Stole it?

Older Woman:   Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer:   You what?

Older Woman:   His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.



 

 


Officer 2:   Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

 



 


Older woman:   Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2:   One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman:   Murdered the owner?

Officer 2:   Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2:   Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman:   Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2:   One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2:   Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman:   Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.



 

MORAL:


Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies

ps: this one had meh rolling ! :lol2:                    
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« Reply #35 on: November 17, 2004, 01:38:41 PM »
oh hellllllll no.loooooooooooooooooooooool
LOL I SAY                    

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« Reply #36 on: November 18, 2004, 11:39:31 AM »
lol...yalldoes get a lot e-mails dont yall...hmmm                    
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« Reply #37 on: November 21, 2004, 12:43:38 AM »
That picture with the couple humping on the car is FAKE.
Note that the women is STILL wearing her pants.
It was a prank made by two people on somebody's dirty car.
Guess they didn't think it all the way through, eh? :)
I'll find the article....it's on Snopes, somewhere.


And, in other news, I'm not wearing any pants.
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« Reply #38 on: November 23, 2004, 09:15:38 AM »
ewwwwwwwwwww neo, no put thoughts like that in man head dread :lol: :lol:                    

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« Reply #38 on: November 23, 2004, 09:15:38 AM »

 


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