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« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2004, 12:05:29 AM »
^^^
carlsberg, no offense, but that alternating CAPS typing is giving me a headache.
Take it easy on the Caps lock, por favor.                    

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« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2004, 01:28:32 PM »
KK. . . .I will stop.                    
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« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2004, 09:12:44 AM »
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And now, (because nobody asked), 27 fun things that you can do when you go to a supermarket!!

1. Juggle the fruits.  
2. Wedge things in all the freezer and refrigerator doors so that they don't close all the way.  
3. Buy a live lobster and set it free in the store.  
4. Shake all the sodas.  
5. Have shopping cart races down the aisles.  
6. Talk to the fresh fish.  
7. Dump the tray of food samples in your purse or pockets.  
8. Pop the champagne bottles.  
9. Use cantalopes for bowling balls and pineapples for bowlings pins and hold a bowling tournament in the aisles.  
10. \"Accidentally\" drop a jar of pickles and walk away very, very fast.  
11. Fill a shopping cart with things like toilet paper, daipers, and kleenex and leave it in the cereal aisle.  
12. Throw a party.  :djparty:  
13. Use a banana as a telephone and talk to your Aunt Edna.  
14. Go to sleep in a shopping cart in the middle of the aisle.  
15. Make race car noises as you \"drive\" your shopping cart up and down the aisles.  
16. Try to auction off a grapefruit.  
17. When they ask you if you want \"paper or plastic\" reply, \"papestic please.\"  
18. Switch the price labels on very expensive items with those of very cheap items.  
19. Play hopscotch on the tiles on the floor.  
20. Tell them you are with the Department of Health and you need to test all of their foods.  :)  
21. Get in the express line with more than ten items.  
22. Try a food sample and then say in a loud voice, \"This tastes like my Aunt Martha!\"  
23. Whenever someone is blocking the aisle infront of you go \"beep beep!\"  
24. Buy 75 sticks of deodorant. :wtf:
25. Randomly stick boxes of Midol into guys' shopping carts when they aren't looking.  
26. Ask one of the cashiers if they have any pork that is suitable for a sacrificial offering.  
27. Sing \"Mary Had a Little Lamb\" very loudly while walking around the supermarket with a shopping cart full of lambchops.  


.....yes, before you ask, I was completely BORED when I found this, and NO, there AREN'T any chimpanzees in my medicine cabinet. But thanks for asking.  :)  

....besides which, they're all ORANGUTANGS.


What?!
No Shoplifting? :lol:                    
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« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2004, 10:53:40 AM »
Nope. THAT will get you arrested.
But why SHOPLIFT when you could......talk to fish?!                    

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« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2004, 01:17:28 PM »
crazy mc yes

racin thru with d carts does get yuh thrown out tho                    

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« Reply #25 on: August 31, 2004, 08:36:17 PM »
COCAINE'S A HELLUVA DRUG                    
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And I\'ll be right here waitin for you to come back with it - 50 Cent

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« Reply #26 on: August 31, 2004, 08:40:53 PM »
HOw is dat relevant to the thread???                    
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« Reply #27 on: August 31, 2004, 08:45:09 PM »
I have no idea, but I see the fine art of SPAM-jutsu is taking the world by storm....                    

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« Reply #28 on: September 03, 2004, 10:25:10 PM »
Meaning who thought of this may be on drugs.                    
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« Reply #29 on: September 04, 2004, 04:05:02 AM »
Oh! Well, in that case.....
Why yes. Yes it is.
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« Reply #30 on: September 07, 2004, 01:36:46 AM »
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racin thru with d carts does get yuh thrown out tho


nah tha depens on wah grocery yuh in.
what u never get bored b4
lol                    
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