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How many gatters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« on: July 04, 2004, 10:18:19 AM »
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How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.                    
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How many gatters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
« on: July 04, 2004, 10:18:19 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2004, 10:34:13 AM »
hahhahahha

so true, so true.

you forgot 4 to call the guy installing the light bulb a NOOB!!!                    

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« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2004, 12:12:05 PM »
and 3 to point out different ways of tweaking the lightbulbs and cooling them with water.                    
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« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2004, 12:15:37 PM »
how many gatters does it take to change a light bulb?

22 men to pass the bun out bulb straight
1 trying to read the label of a Nrop CD realizes its to dark, and the bulb blow
2 nex pardners to go along with him to complain to management
1 original gatter to stand up and bawl 'weak bulb here bring' ....whatever that means
2 nex ol gatters to come along and talk about the 'good ol days' when no bulbs were needed, and sweat was under mango tree
1 man to go and find the bulb, then realise he has no ladder
1 man to call he pardner with a ladder living nearby (the next day)
1 absent fellah with ladder who was SUPPOSED to reach by 2 o'clock

de bulb never change because management say "who need bulb for sweat anyway? we go use torchlight"

1 man to realise the batteries dead in de torchlight....
ad infinitum                    

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« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2004, 09:41:01 PM »
I can't believe you posted this and worst of all i can't believe i read it all                    

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« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2004, 11:46:22 PM »
LOL@thread
buh dem ting making sense with d forums lol                    

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« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2004, 07:58:00 AM »
I say FIVE.

1 to assume the role of 'Clan Leader';
3 to engage the lightbulb in a typical SOF sweat;
and one to cuss de lightbulb mudda-fadda-uncle when the lightbulb wins and starts to spam the bejesus out of the Chat function.

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« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2004, 11:02:31 AM »
Dread dis is some good $shit... haffee link ppl to this mess                    

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« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2004, 01:55:22 AM »
Quote

1 original gatter to stand up and bawl 'weak bulb here bring' ....whatever that means  
2 nex ol gatters to come along and talk about the 'good ol days' when no bulbs were needed, and sweat was under mango tree  



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« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2004, 10:59:47 AM »
how the hell you come with that..... boredom???                    

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« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2004, 11:08:02 AM »
^^^^
well i doubt is hidden who make it up buh i sure sum bored mc must hav originally made it up yea                    

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« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2004, 08:33:15 PM »
he said it was from tweaknews.net.

how many nihilists does it take to change a light bulb??


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« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2004, 11:33:41 AM »
thats real badness lol
i could really see them thing happening in forums                    

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« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2004, 04:33:59 PM »
-_-' this is really ridiculous....                    
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« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2004, 10:16:30 PM »
/me lights his candle so he can see what he is typing.....
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« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2004, 11:13:16 AM »
I say none

when sweating in the wee hours of the morning going to turn it off anyway                    
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« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2004, 02:16:17 AM »
i cyar believe i read tha whole thing tuh see where it was goin. then realise it take me nowhere then bring me back to the start                    
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« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2004, 08:24:49 PM »
why screw in the bulb, my pc monitor gives off enough glare
this is coming for a lazy man                    

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« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2004, 03:46:28 AM »
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why screw in the bulb, my pc monitor gives off enough glare
this is coming for a lazy man


well said:)                    
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« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2004, 11:05:38 PM »
how yuh goin and screw in the lightbulb if it aint have no ligh ttuh see by                    
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