Author Topic: The gamers prayer (Read 6624 times)

Mez · « **on:** March 13, 2004, 01:18:07 PM »

Our gamer who art in pc
forgive us our shit misses
as we lube those who have shit missed us
Deliver us lord from every sh!thound
and grant us kills in our day
give us this day our daily sweat
SWWEATAMEN!!

Carigamers · « **on:** March 13, 2004, 01:18:07 PM »

Mez · « **Reply #1 on:** March 13, 2004, 05:46:29 PM »

revised edition:

Our gamer who art in PC
Halo be thy game
thy loaded gun
shitounds will be shot on earth
as they are in heaven
give us this day our daily sweat
and forgive us our shit misses
as we gun up those who shit miss against us

Bsensei · « **Reply #2 on:** March 13, 2004, 06:55:00 PM »

PsiVal · « **Reply #3 on:** March 13, 2004, 07:30:15 PM »

Lol....yall had nuthin 2 do when u think of this but some good shite

Mez · « **Reply #4 on:** March 13, 2004, 11:04:31 PM »

and lead us not into an ambush lord
and deliver us from all firefights

Carigamers · « **Reply #4 on:** March 13, 2004, 11:04:31 PM »

Mez · « **Reply #5 on:** March 13, 2004, 11:05:16 PM »

Bedtime prayer:
as i lay me down to sleep
i pray this safe my games will keep

Arucard-D · « **Reply #6 on:** March 13, 2004, 11:41:14 PM »

lol...that rel cool....

~*Ashiee*~ · « **Reply #7 on:** March 14, 2004, 12:14:56 AM »

lol @ this
hope god does not claim copy right infringment iymc lol

Evangelion_01 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 14, 2004, 02:57:39 AM »

*cracks knuckles*

WEAK poem here bring. THIS is a prayer. Do it right if you must do it son.

El Nombi Di Wolfenstein, et Doom, et Quake.

Our Father
Who art in heaven.
Hallowed be thy game.
Thy sweat will be done.
As lubing will be done, even in heaven.
Give us this day our daily frag,
And forgive us our rocket launchers.
As we forgive those who mercilessly frag us.
Lead us not into camping,
But deliver us tfrom Daikatana.
For thine is the Quakecon,
The Armor and the Healthpack,
For Timelimit=0 and Fraglimit=300
For Ever and Ever.

Amen.

BAW on your weak poetry.

Mez · « **Reply #9 on:** March 14, 2004, 12:22:10 PM »

Shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Hoss......but your poem is BALLS

Arucard-D · « **Reply #10 on:** March 14, 2004, 02:28:41 PM »

both were good...like this part of eva's....
"The Armor and the Healthpack,
For Timelimit=0 and Fraglimit=300
For Ever and Ever. "

Rommel · « **Reply #11 on:** March 14, 2004, 05:39:37 PM »

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El Nombi Di Wolfenstein, et Doom, et Quake

yes but this shows eva has knowledge

ARCH_ANGEL · « **Reply #12 on:** March 14, 2004, 08:57:54 PM »

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both were good...like this part of eva's....
"The Armor and the Healthpack,
For Timelimit=0 and Fraglimit=300
For Ever and Ever. "

Who is Arucard new shadow skill member and me aint know you but any way bad prayer... real cool it should not be in up comming lan parties i sweat it was about something else but real cool

Arucard-D · « **Reply #13 on:** March 14, 2004, 09:21:09 PM »

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both were good...like this part of eva's....
"The Armor and the Healthpack,
For Timelimit=0 and Fraglimit=300
For Ever and Ever. "

Who is Arucard new shadow skill member and me aint know you but any way bad prayer... real cool it should not be in up comming lan parties i sweat it was about something else but real cool

yehh i am, Arch Angel...jus joined...

Evangelion_01 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 15, 2004, 04:01:45 AM »

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crapttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Hoss......but your poem is BALLS

Sonny, get real eh. You can't even spell a sentence correctly, much less make a repectable, translated version of the Lord's Prayer. I can put you over my lap and beat you with a dictionary or thesaurus with my poetry man. Come better than that. You get owned by my better version. Just admit it

PapaSmurf · « **Reply #15 on:** March 15, 2004, 09:49:35 AM »

Allyuh men NOW seeing that prayer? That has been around since forever.

Roadrunner · « **Reply #16 on:** March 15, 2004, 10:59:13 AM »

lol
weak prayer here bring

Roadrunner · « **Reply #17 on:** March 15, 2004, 10:59:56 AM »

and ah wasn't talkin bout Eva1 own
dredz

(daffy) · « **Reply #18 on:** March 15, 2004, 04:48:18 PM »

I liked Eva's prayer, it makes me feel all repentant and stuff. I think I'll go pay $125 and see a movie at movie town

Rommel · « **Reply #19 on:** March 15, 2004, 05:35:30 PM »

hmm......I wonder which movie is that?

Carigamers · « **Reply #19 on:** March 15, 2004, 05:35:30 PM »

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