*shakes head* allyuh children reach far......but still have a long way to go.
girls are de hardest ppl to understand trust meh
let me tell you a little story out of Christian theology.
When God created woman he caused man to go into a deep sleep and then took a limb from his side. He didn't take her out of his head so that she would be superior to him and rule over him. Nor from his heel that she might be subject to him and trodden over by him. Instead, she was taken from his side so she would stand equal to him. From under his arm that they might protect eachother. And near his heart so that they would love eachother.
Girls are hard to understand? maybe you should try understanding yourself.
Ah see: Wisdom and Equality IYMC from PS. Take it to heart ppl-take it to heart...
I agree with Waggy, Bob and G_pinkie's statements about the whole smell issue to an extent. Sensitive sinus from since I was a kid made my nose sensitive to almost ANY odor and I memorise odors easily. This may sound odd-but I recognise almost ALL of my friends by a certain scent or pheremone they give off, so I can recognise if they've been in an area recently or not. Its a person's scent that attracts me MAJOR in a relationship of any kind. It's how I memorise them.
Bob-I hear ya with the scent comment. One of my ex's had this wonderous smell of her hair...she never told me what shampoo she used but everytime I was around her, I used to just bury my nose in her hair, the scent alone kept me calm.
Oh and with 'easy' girls-one word- B-O-R-I-N-G!
Shallowness and lack of other things make for slow and short relationships. I don't know about most people-NO generalisation meant here btw-I want a LIL bit more out of a relationship than just the 'easy love'. Here's an algorithim.
Start
See girl.
Talk to girl.
IF girl$ seems 'easy' THEN iniciate 'pips talk'
ELSE get her drunk and make out.
IF girl$ is not 'easy' THEN act a personality
ELSE leave because she's 'not your type'
IF relationship starts and you cant handle it THEN leave.
ELSE Play it out
REPEAT UNTIL you get laid with girl$ THEN
End.
This explains SOME people I know metality. Sickening ain't it?
Now some persons are emotional in a few ways-so some say the person is strange or 'dat gyhal weird'. Heard this line end many realtionships. Now I'm not going off topic here in terms of leaving the discussion, but I just thought I had to put in my two cents here with how I've seen some say that some girls 'hard' and 'ting ting ting' because of what they KNOW what they want out a guy and some guys want something else and the guy don't make the 'cut' so they buss out then stare them down and say 'she a real weirdo man....' Again, I mean no generalisation.
*cracks knuckles* Woo hoo! I'm on a roll!
Now I don't know what EVERY woman wants in a relationship-I'm no psychic and some don't like to speak their mind in a literal sense-hence the biggest argument between men and women since time began: Communication or lack of it.
Now in this day and age, it makes me WONDER how and WHY some guys must still use those age old TIRED 'pips' line. And even odder, is how some females still fall for it. Now I ain't gonna put my head on a block here and say that a guy AND women don't like to get nice comments and sweet talk once in a while-Who doesn't? but seriously: COME ON!...How shallow can some ppl be when they use some of these lines when all they are wondering is what color underwear he/she has on and what they'd look like in something short, dark and see-through.
girls very very strange...plus where women are considered men as a species are doom
That statement makes me wonder what kind of Amazon woman island you living on man. But I can attest to this statement. If I had $5 for every female friend and every time I heard a woman say 'All men is dogs' or 'there aren't any good guys left...' I could buy Bill Gates house from him and make him wear a tanuki suit while serving me coffee. So some of us who actually have a degree of thought in us can keep a relationship goiing for a LONG time and have females look at us, proud to know us as some actual, decent, caring male. Yes, its a bit of an ego boost
Makes you feel kinda special don't it?
So advice here-be yourself, open, free and honest-see if females like that. If they don't, either find one that does or change your lifestyle, but PLEASE-don't blatently lie in their face about it okay?
Most I can say is I go with Imperial and Fault here. Be yourself. a relationship like THAT lasts as long as you can act and lie. And with females, you hafta come DAMN good not to get ketch and worse, get yuh tail beat sore for doing it too. Lie to a woman-you will get caught....SOMEDAY.
*yawns* Now if your're too lazy to read above-here's my opinion/s in a nutshell.
SOME Women smell nice. (Thanks for reminding me Bob
)
Some girls make very great friends.
Try not to lie to a female...its dangerous...
Men and women are equal. they come from the same place and they go to the same end. Each have different strengths and weaknesses, but that does'nt make them any less better or worse than the other.
Be honest. Be fair. Be equal to them and you'll get treated with the same respect you give them.
If you give it and don't get it back-call the Mental bank and get your deposit back and look for somewhere else to put your trust funds.
Whoo! That was fun
Nothing like a good argument to start the day
*leaves an extra $10 as a tip to whoever wants it*
