Author Topic: what is the most lame joke u ever heard (Read 17968 times)

butter_knife · « **Reply #40 on:** October 01, 2003, 08:06:11 PM »

set yuh spoiler my laugher ofa the deer joke

Carigamers · « **Reply #40 on:** October 01, 2003, 08:06:11 PM »

butter_knife · « **Reply #41 on:** October 01, 2003, 08:20:27 PM »

3 men walked into a bar. The bartender said if you can stay in my basement for a day i will give you free beer forever. The first man says easy but walks out 5 minutes later. It's impossible you gota swarm of flys in there, so the second man tried his luck but couldn't take no more then 10 minutes. So the thrid guy goes in and comes out a day later. The others ask him how he did it, he said I sat in one coner and pooped in the other.

{P}Hellraiser_X · « **Reply #42 on:** October 01, 2003, 09:07:59 PM »

why can't a thief steal a rasta man's car
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because he hav some dread locks
ploy ploy

ShowTime · « **Reply #43 on:** October 01, 2003, 09:08:06 PM »

what did the crab say after he fell off the cliff?

....Mahatma-ghandi !!!!!!!

ShowTime · « **Reply #44 on:** October 01, 2003, 09:09:37 PM »

What is a rasta man's favorite soap?

...lux

Carigamers · « **Reply #44 on:** October 01, 2003, 09:09:37 PM »

{P}Hellraiser_X · « **Reply #45 on:** October 01, 2003, 09:10:30 PM »

what do u call an indian in a freezer

a collie
hahahahahahahahahaha

{P}Hellraiser_X · « **Reply #46 on:** October 01, 2003, 09:14:20 PM »

what do u call an iadian who fell down

boodoop shign

{P}Hellraiser_X · « **Reply #47 on:** October 01, 2003, 09:22:11 PM »

what do u call an indian in the freezer

a coolie

Saitou · « **Reply #48 on:** October 01, 2003, 09:29:39 PM »

how many teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb
we still tryin to calculate tht

{P}Hellraiser_X · « **Reply #49 on:** October 01, 2003, 09:47:05 PM »

3 men walkin through a forest a rich man alabourer and a vagrant.it waz gettin dark and they saw an old house,but it only had 1bedroom and 1 bathroom.so the rich man say since i am the richest i get the bedroom,then the labourer say since i is d second richest i get the bathroom so the vagrant say since i acustom sleepin outside i go sleep out side and guard d house.but in d middle of d night the rich man wake up cause he hav to carp,but he remember d labourer in d bathroom so he crap in a pillow case an throw it outside .the next mornin when they eatin breakfast the vagrant say "see wat a good gaurd i am , a gost com in the middle of the nightb an i nock d crap outta him..............

that one bad

Hitman_Jim · « **Reply #50 on:** October 01, 2003, 11:48:04 PM »

What do computers eat when they get hungry?

Chips.

Hitman_Jim · « **Reply #51 on:** October 01, 2003, 11:49:06 PM »

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

butter_knife · « **Reply #52 on:** October 02, 2003, 12:40:10 AM »

wo do u call the worlds greatest chinese mathematican...
Count Ting

oh goku u cwack me up

clawz · « **Reply #53 on:** October 02, 2003, 10:38:37 AM »

Wat key can't open a door !!!

:-?

.......... A Donkey !!!

SIRblackice · « **Reply #54 on:** October 02, 2003, 10:57:04 AM »

a farmer paint he house green and a cow eat it

{P}Hellraiser_X · « **Reply #55 on:** October 02, 2003, 08:45:42 PM »

a crix jump off a table and bawl oh crumbs

SK3D · « **Reply #56 on:** October 02, 2003, 09:13:10 PM »

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why can't a thief steal a rasta man's car
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because he hav some dread locks
ploy ploy

LMAO!!!

{P}Hellraiser_X · « **Reply #57 on:** October 02, 2003, 09:50:44 PM »

well duh it supposed 2 b a lame joke can't u read

Frozen · « **Reply #58 on:** October 03, 2003, 12:01:46 AM »

wat u does say when u see 3 hole with water in front of yuh

well,well,well

{P}Hellraiser_X · « **Reply #59 on:** October 03, 2003, 07:07:11 PM »

frozen that real lame

Carigamers · « **Reply #59 on:** October 03, 2003, 07:07:11 PM »

Author Topic: what is the most lame joke u ever heard (Read 17968 times)

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