Author Topic: what is the most lame joke u ever heard (Read 17651 times)

343_Guilty_Spark · « **Reply #20 on:** September 25, 2003, 09:53:37 AM »

Abraham buys Issac a computer with no physical memory. When Issac asks him why Abraham replies "Don't worry son God will provide the Ram" :?

Carigamers · « **Reply #20 on:** September 25, 2003, 09:53:37 AM »

SIRblackice · « **Reply #21 on:** September 25, 2003, 10:20:16 AM »

and i never saw this thread b4 well look stale joke here

what do you call a dog with no legs???

it don't matter he can't come anyway

QDizzle · « **Reply #22 on:** September 25, 2003, 10:29:31 AM »

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Abraham buys Issac a computer with no physical memory. When Issac asks him why Abraham replies "Don't worry son God will provide the Ram" :?

throws fire grenade @ spark burn mo fo burn that joke is contaminated by the bacteria stale

Zero · « **Reply #23 on:** September 25, 2003, 12:54:45 PM »

Ummm stale joke time!!!!

:smash:

What knid of car would Farmer Brown drive?
A Cornvertible!

:cry:

Twister · « **Reply #24 on:** September 25, 2003, 07:10:46 PM »

aye lawd hoss i pass by the police station the other day an i see a kidnapping.
Then some fella come an wak the goat up.

Carigamers · « **Reply #24 on:** September 25, 2003, 07:10:46 PM »

Twister · « **Reply #25 on:** September 25, 2003, 07:14:03 PM »

a man walked into a bar...OUCH!!!

Twister · « **Reply #26 on:** September 25, 2003, 07:17:05 PM »

u sould never explain a joke but lawd, yall ned help.That joke about the fruit makin u high an it bein an apple...apple(ah-pull).
get it now?

Lagamus · « **Reply #27 on:** September 25, 2003, 07:40:07 PM »

The deer jokes so stale people does get vex when they hear them so here goes.
What do you call a deer that can't see?
- No idea (no eye deer)
What you call the same deer with his legs chop off?
- Still no idea
What you call the same deer chewing on razor blades?
- Still no bloody idea
What you call the same deer condemned to hell?
- Still no bloody God damned idea
It goes on but I doh want to collect a buss head.

QDizzle · « **Reply #28 on:** September 26, 2003, 01:24:24 AM »

comes back from store with big stone *****

he didnt continue aight ah go jus hadda donate dis den*** sigh******

orginalvexman · « **Reply #29 on:** September 26, 2003, 07:44:00 AM »

lord father ah never see so much stale jokes in any ither circumstances me and my friends would ah throw bigh stones at allyuh this is to much shit to take in

Ninja644 · « **Reply #30 on:** September 26, 2003, 08:06:44 AM »

What did the baby corn call his father?

Pop corn

QDizzle · « **Reply #31 on:** September 26, 2003, 09:40:20 AM »

nah the joke that real teif my head fuh weeks was dis

uh umm

One day Superman wrote on a wall Batman is a geek
The next day batman wrote Super man is Clark Kent

Set · « **Reply #32 on:** September 28, 2003, 05:27:24 PM »

seriously...
it hadda be-

a man walk in a bar-ouch

lawd!

PyroSlasher · « **Reply #33 on:** September 30, 2003, 12:17:41 PM »

Knock Knock? Whos there?
Mash mesh .
Mash mesh who?
(Say it out and youll figure it out!)

SK3D · « **Reply #34 on:** September 30, 2003, 01:35:41 PM »

*bump*

Joke = Two packs of nuts were walking down the road, one salted and one fresh

I heard that joke in a bar and everyone laughed, then again almost everyone was drunk

Rampage · « **Reply #35 on:** September 30, 2003, 02:32:03 PM »

you are not a mc

that hadda be the stallest joke cause we is all mcs

Asian§pices · « **Reply #36 on:** September 30, 2003, 06:35:37 PM »

three men : currents, banana and curry
went to a grocery
then there was a stickup

currents roll
banana split
curry duck

androsovic · « **Reply #37 on:** September 30, 2003, 06:56:52 PM »

lol

Set · « **Reply #38 on:** September 30, 2003, 10:34:24 PM »

really

how bout

a man walk into a bar....................ouch!
a man try to drink a bear.....................OUCH!

and yes,move this back to d bar

*hope i get dat damn crown*

PsiVal · « **Reply #39 on:** October 01, 2003, 07:28:25 PM »

What kind of shoe do u find in the forest?
Lugs

Carigamers · « **Reply #39 on:** October 01, 2003, 07:28:25 PM »

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