Best Super hero

[Imperial_X]

Batman and Superman fought already.  Needless to say, superman got his ass handed to him on a silver platter.

Oh yea, and after the fight, i.e. after hurling superman through the air like a rag doll, superman got up and Batman was GONE!!!!!!  This is SUPERMAN here I'm talking about.  Lightning quick reflexes, super speed, Xray vision and he STILL couldn't find wherever the hell it is that Batman went.  HE couldn't even find him so what chance do you think that another human would have?

Batman usual conceals himself before striking and doesnt need to disappear like the dreadman he is after he opens that can of gourmet whoop ass on his foes.

That's why he is better.  Because he's human and can still dish out pain like a boss.                    

[coledraft]

Batman hands down                    

[Heady]

r u ppl on CRACK

Batman!?!?!?!?!

Batman is a lunatic, he doh even have powers
best SUPER hero, he have no super powers, he's power is money.
shoot him in he friggin head he dead, u don't even have to shoot him, shoot he butler and he'll won't survive.

i won't even talk about that, THAT BOY ROBIN!!!

steups
can't believe they talking about Batman.                    

[ShowTime]

I think the problem lies in the fact that Superman is uninteresting.  He's already stronger than everybody, faster than everybody, etc.
So everyone already knows what's gonna happen.  With Batman now, he's more or less on the same level as his villains, making him a more interesting, realistic character to follow.  

Personally i feel Superman needs to master the art of "dodging".  I mean, "faster than a speeding bullet" and he takes everyother hit head on.  And that's what makes him uninteresting.  He's too "Superman"                    

[Mercusho_Arazi]

r u ppl on CRACK

Batman!?!?!?!?!

Batman is a lunatic, he doh even have powers
best SUPER hero, he have no super powers, he's power is money.
shoot him in he friggin head he dead, u don't even have to shoot him, shoot he butler and he'll won't survive.

i won't even talk about that, THAT BOY ROBIN!!!

steups
can't believe they talking about Batman.

That's why he is so dread, no super powers and still injectin needles in rel super powered men. That makes jus a boss overall.                    

[Crixx_Creww]

two questions

imperial, what fight between superman and batman are you speaking of? id realllyyy like to know, i know of all the instances of them clashing and i know the stories behind them, so if yu could mention which clash yu are speaking of, ill enlighten the public on the  issue.

Secondly, who are these super powered beings that batman injects needles into?

Batman fights humans, derranged humans, or some weak mutated humans.

Batman never faces down omega level  oponents. WHY? because as has been stated, hes human and has no power so the conclusion of those fights would be painfully obvious.

Batmans nemesis is joker , the very very best human criminal of all time.
Batmans greatest struggle, bane. A drugged up human, who would have stood no chance against any super powered hero.
Even flash coulda cut his ass, and thats saying very little of him.

Superman's nemesis, lex luthor.
Greatest struggle : he has had a few, dooms day, dark seid, dr dark(a very very bad badman) lobo.

And any of these would crush batman in a flutter.

You could imagine batman fighting dark seid???
OMG YU KNOW HOW MUCH PIGGY BATMAN WOULD GET??


if we wanna talk fueds, then lets talk bout the hypothetical  feud of wolverin vs super man. Putting flying and speed aside, woulda adamantium cut superman?
hmmmmmmmmm


de batman thing is totally played
thas like saying SCOTT IS AH BADDA MAN THAN LOGAN!                    

[carlsberg]

BATMAN!!!!
cause he has no special powers and he still
beats up every body                    

[Bourbon_Ghost]

People Batman is the dreadest!He's the dark pimp and just because he don't got powers ain't mean he isn't super! It only means you humans are dreader! :rockon:

Robin is a Drk pimp too!

Green Lantern is of course a boss too but, if may correct "Killa" Static Shock is also a black super hero! :pffft:                    

[Bourbon_Ghost]

Crixx i understand what you saying but bats' is the man                    

[Crixx_Creww]

1.  Money can't by physical fitness

2.  Batman wiped the floor with Superman's ass already

3.  Nobody makes an exit like bats.

Could you ever beat having Chief Gordon still talking only to turn around and realize that a window is open and breeze blowing through it hard no mc.  It's like damn, the mc gone already???

OF course i couldnt  let such insane accusations go unpunished.

I delved into my extensive resources to pull up the source of this claim.
Imperial is going on a clip he would have read in a wizard comic,taken from the dark knight returns series, where batman stated,
 "You're beginning to get the idea, Clark. This is the end, for both of us. We could have changed the world, now, look at us; I've become a political liability, and you, you're a joke." And as Batman really starts slugging him, he says, "I want you to remember, Clark... in all the years to come... in your most private moments... I want you to remember my hand at your throat... I want you to remember the one man who beat you..."


What the clip doesnt include is the fact that superman just returned from fighting a nuclear war with russia. THe skies have been covered in dust so the sun has been blocked out. As this took place before the infinite crisis event, superman's powers dissapears when he has been out of sunlight for to long and batman looks like he weighs 400 pounds. yada yada.

Anyways, superman returns from the nuclear fight, president reagan orders superman to take down batman. Superman asks batman where he wants to do this, batman says crime alley, the place his parents were killed.
Batman shos up in a tank, yada yada, starts shooting at a weakened superman, then low and behold, THE GREEN ARROW, SHOOTS SUPERMAN WITH A KRYPTONITE ARROW, AND FURTHER WEAKENS HIM.
Superman tells batman that he must stop this fight, it is taking a toll on batmans heart, batman doesnt listen.Batman is wearing a powered up mech suit, and starts pounding on superman, superman again warns batman to be wary of his heart, Batman then utters his famous phrase about beating superman, AND THEN HE DIES!

BATMAN DIES OF A FRIGGIN HEART ATTACK WHILST TRYING IN VAIN TO BEAT SUPERMAN!

so ipso facto, superman does not lose to batman. Sorry kids, try again.

THis hole situation with the nuclear war and batman dying was corrected in the infinte crisis event, where this never happens and alot of plot holes are fixed in the d.c universe, including that little snag about superman losing his powers.

Kal el is your daddy.                    

[InFamOus]

superman cuz he jus so damn sexy                    

[Angelus]

batman.....without a doubt                    

[Imperial_X]

I was never talking talking about comics.  I NEVER said anything about them.  I have no time to waste on those.  I have better things to read.

There was an episode I happened by in the Batman & Superman adventures where both met.

Some crap happens and then batman pulls out a teeny weeny pinch of kryponite.  Batman then says "It doesn't take much, does it?"

Superman becomes weak.  He puts down the kryptonite and proceeds to lay the smackdown on the ole flyboy.  Hey superman would have won if he was any good.  Anyway, after batman gets in a few solid hits, superman retaliates and batman is STILL standing from attacks from SUPERMAN.  Superman uses Xray vision to look under Batman's mask.  Superman is shocked to learn who he is as he utters the name "Bruce Wayne?"

Batman retorts "You peeked!!!"

Some other crap happens and Batman sends the boy in blue flying into a wall making for a very steep repair bill.  Superman uses his uber speed to quickly come to his feet only to realize that batman is GONE.  He did a NINJA on SUPERMAN.  Can you understand the MAGNITUDE of such a feat?  Superman has Xray vision and all yet he STILL couldn't find Batman.

Good ole Kal el flies home only then to realize after taking his costume off that he has a stalker.  He sees batman a sizable distance away looking at him with his binoculars.  Batman jumps off whatever building he's on and goes home only for Superman to find out that a tiny tracer was planted on his cape during the skirmish.

Can you get any dreader than that?  Superman is too straighforward and batman is about intelligence and skill.  No competition...EVAR!!!!!                    

[Crixx_Creww]

I was never talking talking about comics.  I NEVER said anything about them.  I have no time to waste on those.  I have better things to read.

There was an episode I happened by in the Batman & Superman adventures where both met.

Some crap happens and then batman pulls out a teeny weeny pinch of kryponite.  Batman then says \"It doesn't take much, does it?\"

Superman becomes weak.  He puts down the kryptonite and proceeds to lay the smackdown on the ole flyboy.  Hey superman would have won if he was any good.  Anyway, after batman gets in a few solid hits, superman retaliates and batman is STILL standing from attacks from SUPERMAN.  Superman uses Xray vision to look under Batman's mask.  Superman is shocked to learn who he is as he utters the name \"Bruce Wayne?\"

Batman retorts \"You peeked!!!\"

Some other crap happens and Batman sends the boy in blue flying into a wall making for a very steep repair bill.  Superman uses his uber speed to quickly come to his feet only to realize that batman is GONE.  He did a NINJA on SUPERMAN.  Can you understand the MAGNITUDE of such a feat?  Superman has Xray vision and all yet he STILL couldn't find Batman.

Good ole Kal el flies home only then to realize after taking his costume off that he has a stalker.  He sees batman a sizable distance away looking at him with his binoculars.  Batman jumps off whatever building he's on and goes home only for Superman to find out that a tiny tracer was planted on his cape during the skirmish.

Can you get any dreader than that?  Superman is too straighforward and batman is about intelligence and skill.  No competition...EVAR!!!!!

THats not what happened imperial.
First off, as is true for the xmen cartoons as well, they arent  accurate about the characters. THey screw up storylines.


And secondly, batman did not throw superman into the wall. It was the other way around.
Batman uses his kryptonite and starts hitting superman, superman allows it for awhile, then gets annoyed. Batman throws superman thru some tables using superman's momentum against him.
Then a split second later, superman shoulder rams batman into a brick wall, incapacitating him momentarily.
Superman then uses the xray vision and realises who it is.
THe joker then proceeds to blow some stuff up, distracting superman.
Batman then runs away cause he couldnt possibly carry on.
HE then follows superman around metropolis like a little panty man.

Superman sees him after he finds out who he is yadda yadda yadda.
SUperman could have killed him at any point.
But that isnt superman as we all know.

*yawn*
Get the facts straight next time imperial.                    

[MisterX]

Superman is the best he was born a supewr hero and dont need noting else                    

[butter_knife]

woo i wana heard more about this stuff with batman and superman

on a side note: a movie in production about Superman and Batman                    

[ShowTime]

I was never talking talking about comics.  I NEVER said anything about them.  I have no time to waste on those.  I have better things to read.

There was an episode I happened by in the Batman & Superman adventures where both met.

Some crap happens and then batman pulls out a teeny weeny pinch of kryponite.  Batman then says "It doesn't take much, does it?"

Superman becomes weak.  He puts down the kryptonite and proceeds to lay the smackdown on the ole flyboy.  Hey superman would have won if he was any good.  Anyway, after batman gets in a few solid hits, superman retaliates and batman is STILL standing from attacks from SUPERMAN.  Superman uses Xray vision to look under Batman's mask.  Superman is shocked to learn who he is as he utters the name "Bruce Wayne?"

Batman retorts "You peeked!!!"

Some other crap happens and Batman sends the boy in blue flying into a wall making for a very steep repair bill.  Superman uses his uber speed to quickly come to his feet only to realize that batman is GONE.  He did a NINJA on SUPERMAN.  Can you understand the MAGNITUDE of such a feat?  Superman has Xray vision and all yet he STILL couldn't find Batman.

Good ole Kal el flies home only then to realize after taking his costume off that he has a stalker.  He sees batman a sizable distance away looking at him with his binoculars.  Batman jumps off whatever building he's on and goes home only for Superman to find out that a tiny tracer was planted on his cape during the skirmish.

Can you get any dreader than that?  Superman is too straighforward and batman is about intelligence and skill.  No competition...EVAR!!!!!

THats not what happened imperial.
First off, as is true for the xmen cartoons as well, they arent  accurate about the characters. THey screw up storylines.


And secondly, batman did not throw superman into the wall. It was the other way around.
Batman uses his kryptonite and starts hitting superman, superman allows it for awhile, then gets annoyed. Batman throws superman thru some tables using superman's momentum against him.
Then a split second later, superman shoulder rams batman into a brick wall, incapacitating him momentarily.
Superman then uses the xray vision and realises who it is.
THe joker then proceeds to blow some stuff up, distracting superman.
Batman then runs away cause he couldnt possibly carry on.
HE then follows superman around metropolis like a little panty man.

Superman sees him after he finds out who he is yadda yadda yadda.
SUperman could have killed him at any point.
But that isnt superman as we all know.

*yawn*
Get the facts straight next time imperial.

Both of allya wrong.  Ya know why Batman dredder?  Because Batman all he woman dem and come to Metropolis, beatin men, and still pipsin Superman gyal.  That is dredness.  Bruce had Lois weak in the knees and all Clark could do is watch..............and hopefully, he learned something                    

[Imperial_X]

Well its been a few years since I've seen the damn thing but you still miss the key point.  Batman will always be dreader.  I noticed how you cleverly left out that Batman outsmarted Superman with that tracer of his.  Superman is too stupid to be alive.  If he didn't have those powers, he'd be a dead man from crossing the street trying to prove the why the chicken crossed the road theory.

Superman is faster than a speeding bullet (But he gets hit VERY OFTEN)

Can leap tall buildings with a single bound ( Ooh, looky how useful that is in stopping crime.  I'll hop you to death!!!!"

I forgot the rest coz this guy is UBER gay.

How in the hell could a flying PERSON be mistaken for a Bird or a Plane?  I'd say, you looked like a fool maybe.                    

[QDizzle]

ok Imperial yuh begining to become very difficult cause u know that homeboy is a real supeman maniac i know u know whey crixx commin from anyways the dark knight has his attributes come one in batman beyond when superman was like super old and still leadin d justice league though he was being controlled he still call on batman to help himbuh superman however ah mean come on he cyar be born a super hero he was simply brought into a solar system where the sun was yellow which made his ass super strong
so wha u sayin is that any other surviviors of krypton would be super heroes too                    

[~*Ashiee*~]

i would have to say superman
something about that red

plus, he is not human
cannot get injured unless kryptonite is present

plus smallville (based on superman) rocks!