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r u ppl on CRACKBatman!?!?!?!?!Batman is a lunatic, he doh even have powersbest SUPER hero, he have no super powers, he's power is money.shoot him in he friggin head he dead, u don't even have to shoot him, shoot he butler and he'll won't survive.i won't even talk about that, THAT BOY ROBIN!!!steupscan't believe they talking about Batman.
1. Money can't by physical fitness2. Batman wiped the floor with Superman's ass already3. Nobody makes an exit like bats.Could you ever beat having Chief Gordon still talking only to turn around and realize that a window is open and breeze blowing through it hard no mc. It's like damn, the mc gone already???
I was never talking talking about comics. I NEVER said anything about them. I have no time to waste on those. I have better things to read.There was an episode I happened by in the Batman & Superman adventures where both met.Some crap happens and then batman pulls out a teeny weeny pinch of kryponite. Batman then says \"It doesn't take much, does it?\"Superman becomes weak. He puts down the kryptonite and proceeds to lay the smackdown on the ole flyboy. Hey superman would have won if he was any good. Anyway, after batman gets in a few solid hits, superman retaliates and batman is STILL standing from attacks from SUPERMAN. Superman uses Xray vision to look under Batman's mask. Superman is shocked to learn who he is as he utters the name \"Bruce Wayne?\"Batman retorts \"You peeked!!!\"Some other crap happens and Batman sends the boy in blue flying into a wall making for a very steep repair bill. Superman uses his uber speed to quickly come to his feet only to realize that batman is GONE. He did a NINJA on SUPERMAN. Can you understand the MAGNITUDE of such a feat? Superman has Xray vision and all yet he STILL couldn't find Batman.Good ole Kal el flies home only then to realize after taking his costume off that he has a stalker. He sees batman a sizable distance away looking at him with his binoculars. Batman jumps off whatever building he's on and goes home only for Superman to find out that a tiny tracer was planted on his cape during the skirmish.Can you get any dreader than that? Superman is too straighforward and batman is about intelligence and skill. No competition...EVAR!!!!!
QuoteI was never talking talking about comics. I NEVER said anything about them. I have no time to waste on those. I have better things to read.There was an episode I happened by in the Batman & Superman adventures where both met.Some crap happens and then batman pulls out a teeny weeny pinch of kryponite. Batman then says "It doesn't take much, does it?"Superman becomes weak. He puts down the kryptonite and proceeds to lay the smackdown on the ole flyboy. Hey superman would have won if he was any good. Anyway, after batman gets in a few solid hits, superman retaliates and batman is STILL standing from attacks from SUPERMAN. Superman uses Xray vision to look under Batman's mask. Superman is shocked to learn who he is as he utters the name "Bruce Wayne?"Batman retorts "You peeked!!!"Some other crap happens and Batman sends the boy in blue flying into a wall making for a very steep repair bill. Superman uses his uber speed to quickly come to his feet only to realize that batman is GONE. He did a NINJA on SUPERMAN. Can you understand the MAGNITUDE of such a feat? Superman has Xray vision and all yet he STILL couldn't find Batman.Good ole Kal el flies home only then to realize after taking his costume off that he has a stalker. He sees batman a sizable distance away looking at him with his binoculars. Batman jumps off whatever building he's on and goes home only for Superman to find out that a tiny tracer was planted on his cape during the skirmish.Can you get any dreader than that? Superman is too straighforward and batman is about intelligence and skill. No competition...EVAR!!!!!THats not what happened imperial.First off, as is true for the xmen cartoons as well, they arent accurate about the characters. THey screw up storylines.And secondly, batman did not throw superman into the wall. It was the other way around.Batman uses his kryptonite and starts hitting superman, superman allows it for awhile, then gets annoyed. Batman throws superman thru some tables using superman's momentum against him.Then a split second later, superman shoulder rams batman into a brick wall, incapacitating him momentarily.Superman then uses the xray vision and realises who it is. THe joker then proceeds to blow some stuff up, distracting superman.Batman then runs away cause he couldnt possibly carry on.HE then follows superman around metropolis like a little panty man.Superman sees him after he finds out who he is yadda yadda yadda.SUperman could have killed him at any point.But that isnt superman as we all know.*yawn*Get the facts straight next time imperial.
I was never talking talking about comics. I NEVER said anything about them. I have no time to waste on those. I have better things to read.There was an episode I happened by in the Batman & Superman adventures where both met.Some crap happens and then batman pulls out a teeny weeny pinch of kryponite. Batman then says "It doesn't take much, does it?"Superman becomes weak. He puts down the kryptonite and proceeds to lay the smackdown on the ole flyboy. Hey superman would have won if he was any good. Anyway, after batman gets in a few solid hits, superman retaliates and batman is STILL standing from attacks from SUPERMAN. Superman uses Xray vision to look under Batman's mask. Superman is shocked to learn who he is as he utters the name "Bruce Wayne?"Batman retorts "You peeked!!!"Some other crap happens and Batman sends the boy in blue flying into a wall making for a very steep repair bill. Superman uses his uber speed to quickly come to his feet only to realize that batman is GONE. He did a NINJA on SUPERMAN. Can you understand the MAGNITUDE of such a feat? Superman has Xray vision and all yet he STILL couldn't find Batman.Good ole Kal el flies home only then to realize after taking his costume off that he has a stalker. He sees batman a sizable distance away looking at him with his binoculars. Batman jumps off whatever building he's on and goes home only for Superman to find out that a tiny tracer was planted on his cape during the skirmish.Can you get any dreader than that? Superman is too straighforward and batman is about intelligence and skill. No competition...EVAR!!!!!