Eleven reasons why Mario may be a Crack Addict

[Nebuchadnezzar]

ROFL repeatedly                    

[Osiris]

Neo yuh rell late i hear this one almost 3 years now there a new version to it *ahem*

Stroyline Behind Luigi's Mansion and Mario Sunshine

aight one day mario and luigi limin by de side of de road smokin a frickin 20 piece and they got sooo high that they had no idea what was goin on so they eventually began groping passersby and soon someone called the cops for them ........Mario since he was less stoned told luigi that the cops were coming and luigi got frantic and began running like a mad-ass... eventually mario got caught and had to do community service (hence mario having to clean up the city in mario sunshine) and luigi since he was soooo high wandered into a haunted mansion with the illusion that he saw mario go in and spent a few weeks wandering the mansion halls lookin for mario....                    

[orginalvexman]

some interesting point what is your view on yoshi NEO                    

[parboil]

wow as a little babylet i never thought of that...man!!!thats true!!!                    

[New Era Outlaw]

some interesting point what is your view on yoshi NEO

My view on Yoshi?
Just about as stoned as Mario, probably even MORE so.
I mean, think about it for a sec.

This is one video game character that CYAH stop eating. NEVER.
Have you ever tried to feed Yoshi a time, and he stop and say:"Nah, boy, I good dey..."? Never happened, right?
I'll be damned if that ain't the biggest case of the munchies I've ever seen...and hanging around with a chronic pothead like Mario? I'll be surprised if Yoshi didn't pick up a thing or two from him....

Now, the real question is:
If yoshi is supposed to be a boy dinosaur, then how de A$$ could he lay eggs?! Is there something he, or it's not telling us? Or was there some genetic cross breeding with that brand of weed?                    

[New Era Outlaw]

Maybe Mario should really check into rehab...
Take a look at this clip, and see exactly what Mario sees when he eats one of those strange mushrooms he just happens to run across...

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=19257

..now, if THAT didn't scare him into checking into Betty Ford, I don't know what will.                    

[parboil]

i feel wot realy goin on is that, bowser steal mario weed an he want it back,but he need help so yoshi agree tuh help im if he gettin half de weed.no?                    

[Mercusho_Arazi]

I'd never looked at it that way, but fuh real, mario had to be high on someting to be doing some of the stuff he has to do.