My Christmas Present to Warlock

[ShowTime]

Well, Warlock wanted it really bad, so I'm giving it to him.
let me clear my throat........ahem


"I, ShowTime, in one game of SOF, in one elimination match, on one day, in one week, in one month, in one year in one lifetime, lost to the aforementioned party.  I admit that.  This statement, however, relinquishes no loss of rights, dredness, or awesomeness. The game was close, I got careless.  He came out the victor.  

I lost to the better man.  Warlock has time and time again proved to me, that he is better than not only me, but everyone else in SOF and all other digital games.  In fact, why should I toil and burden myself by continuing on and trying so hard to follow in the footsteps of one that is to far ahead?  WHY?  What is the sense?  I should just find a good book to read, one that would last until the end of my days so that i would no longer be tempted to play any sort of games in fear that Warlock will come and surpass me, the same way he did in SOF.

Therefore, farewell gatt.  I have no need of games any longer.  Warlock reeks of more awesomeness now."                    

[CRaZyAnGeL]

wait wait wait wait wait
u lose a match an u goin an stop playin games to read books??
u doh hav to b d best in d game to comtinue playin dem....once u r satisfied by playin games den y stop?? personaly i tink dat u nut makin any sense lol                    

[ShowTime]

0.o
wow, I've never written more bullsh*t in my entire life.  In fact, one time, in school, I was suppose to give an oral report on any topic in the news, and i forgot about it, so when it came time to do it, i just thought of the first thing in my head and gave a 15 minute oral report on bus route traffic.  WHAT I WROTE THERE WAS MORE BULLSH*T THAT MY ORAL REPORT.  

Warlock, warlock, warlock, my young padawan, do you actually think that you can beat me?  ME?  I have surpassed your imaginations wildest dreams.  It is b/c of me and my clan that SOF is still popular in sns.  We set the bar for AWESOMENESS.  I've watched you warlock.  I've observed your ways.  Sure you can kill a man by running up to him with a grenade and blowing urself up to........but what's the sense?  It takes no skill.  

But i realize that you don't learn very well.  not after the first lix u got.  But that's in the past.  no sense in bringing that up.  Long ago are the times when battles were honorable, and even the most vile admitted defeat when the time came.

The important thing is, warlock, that you feel better.  You got to enjoy your christmas because you can now say that you've beaten ShowTime in SOF.  Alas, your children will now look at you with some pride that although you're not anywhere near my calibur, you were once one of those who played in the same servers as I and you were able to escape victorious.....once, by one kill.  

Well, i hope i've made ur christmas merry and new year's happy.  I have given you something that you can cherish to your deathbed.  A blessing for your future generations.  A star on ur christmas tree.  The salt in ur prune.  The........anyway, ur still sh*tty and I still reek of more awesomeness

"Oh yea, keepin it gansta."                    

[QDizzle]

me in know it hadd other suicide bombers in trinidad i taught i was d only one runs up to killa with grenade whike he pumping mih with  he shot gun

**QDizzle was pumped full of lead by killa***
***Killa was detonated by Qdizzle;s grenade__((*****                    

[ARCH_ANGEL]

Hmmm cool scene
lol

Well showtime Dc is not known for their Pros as a one man army i wonder how  a  DC FEAR match up would come out                    

[PyroSlasher]

Showtime leaving GATT because he get licks.Cmon be serious!!I dont think he is but if he really leaving then thats just really sad man.I mean just because u lost.If yuh cant stand the loses with the gains then you shouldnt of started playing games in the first place.                    

[Anonymous]

^^^^^^^
if someone can read what was written
they would realise what they just wrote is tata                    

[Imperial_X]

^^^^^^  A genius this one is.                    

[QDizzle]

^^^^^^^^^
a few lol's on d scene
lol @ 4th to last post  alot
somebody lookin fuh bachannal @ 3rd to last post
LOL @ Genious                    

[Fault]

Pyro should take school more seriously. He read straight through Showtime's post and straight past the meaning.... sad...                    

[Killa]

cant people understand sarcasim anymore
this is sarcasim:
oh yes dizzle, i cyah beat yuh in NO game, specially not tekken, U IS A BOSS DIZZLE, u ENT NO SPAMMER
yeah tha was sarcasim
big up to warlock on his victory though
regardless if yuh won the race by a foot or a mile, YUH WON D RACE                    

[ChickenNBeer]

whey hav some real dumbies in dis thread to make out dat scene......                    

[QDizzle]

cant people understand sarcasim anymore
this is sarcasim:
oh yes dizzle, i cyah beat yuh in NO game, specially not tekken, U IS A BOSS DIZZLE, u ENT NO SPAMMER
yeah tha was sarcasim
big up to warlock on his victory though
regardless if yuh won the race by a foot or a mile, YUH WON D RACE

****puts up index finger opens mouth to argue***
**** closes mouth and puts down finger***
i not even goin to bother

jus remember ramp splits and dem watchin mih and if i geh spammer status i breakin in yuh house and donating ally yuh gold into my account

PS The word is tink d word is sarcasm
i done