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« Reply #220 on: November 25, 2003, 07:58:59 PM »
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*shakes head*
there is no school that teaches such a thing(i think)
i have yet to create one open to the public.  
anyway, i learnt that \"breakdown\" at a young age, and no doubt a number of other females did as well.
remember ladies, the knee is a powerful weapon when applied correctly, and if u are short, all the better!

get your girlfriend to check imperial :P  
j/k

seriously, if u need to have it checked out go to a doctor.  

I have done this to enough guys to know some of the efftects, if your package beging to feel numb in any way contact a doctor.  

fellas, the best way to avoid this is NOT to anger a female.

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned.


my dear u r scarin me lol
attemptin to strike below any real man's belt iz a cruel an unforgivable punishment lol

d santa line real jed lol....i go use it sumtime jus for jones lol                    

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« Reply #220 on: November 25, 2003, 07:58:59 PM »

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« Reply #221 on: November 25, 2003, 08:22:56 PM »
boy...that santa line...whooo!
that one is really sweet :)

well, i never did it to anyone who didnt deserve it.
Fellas, dont be too scared please, i always give you a warning to stop watever crap you doing bcuz i only disable you as a last resort. Be good and you shall never suffer thus.

and crazy angel...oh gooooosh, how could i EVER do that to you? :( never!                    

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« Reply #222 on: November 25, 2003, 11:36:22 PM »
Lmao @ samanosuke

Oh right, let my girlfriend check.  I'll do that as soon as I find her.  She's somewhere around here on my hard drive.  roflmao

PerfectDrug, what video games do you have at your place?  lmao

I thought it was hell hath no fury like a Woman's Scorn.  That made more sense but whatever.                    
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« Reply #223 on: November 26, 2003, 06:07:51 AM »
what good 2 is walking around with a camara  and asking gils if yuh could take the pictures

response
"i  not looking good"
"ah ugly"
"ah take out pitures badly"                    



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« Reply #224 on: November 26, 2003, 07:52:37 AM »
i went out with someone yesterday and i must say they had such a lame line it was funny

we were in the car and in the middle of conversation he said

"let's make out" lol :)
(thanks god it was my good friend so it did not sound so korney) lol                    

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« Reply #224 on: November 26, 2003, 07:52:37 AM »

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« Reply #225 on: November 26, 2003, 09:57:57 AM »
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Lmao @ samanosuke

Oh right, let my girlfriend check.  I'll do that as soon as I find her.  She's somewhere around here on my hard drive.  roflmao

PerfectDrug, what video games do you have at your place?  lmao

I thought it was hell hath no fury like a Woman's Scorn.  That made more sense but whatever.



lol@hard drive. well, i will withold my comment on THAT one, hee hee hee hee


isn't that what i said?
*goes to topic review and scrolls down*
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ack! yeah imperial i think you are right, lol.
but then again what i said makes some sense too. when yuh scorn a female (or at least a few that i know) you will also need to have some sort of protection whether financial, emotional or physical                    

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« Reply #226 on: November 26, 2003, 11:40:57 AM »
Yea, you do need protection.  Like a titanium gonad protector.  Sheesh.  lol

If had something like that, I'd patrol around the place yelling I'm invincible!!!!!!                    
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« Reply #227 on: November 26, 2003, 01:40:44 PM »
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i went out with someone yesterday and i must say they had such a lame line it was funny

we were in the car and in the middle of conversation he said

\"let's make out\" lol :)
(thanks god it was my good friend so it did not sound so korney) lol


lol d fella makin plenty sense dey lol
no stikkin...no beatin round d bush..get straight to d point lol

imperial gyal on he pc LOL...dat real wrong eh hoss lol
i kno hun i kno iz all good lol@ DG

a line i had use when i was younger..it go b lame now if i realy tink about it lol...."can i guess wha flavour lip gloss ur wearin? can u GIVE me a hint?  :P "                    

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« Reply #228 on: November 26, 2003, 04:23:33 PM »
hear this big line, girl u are the ethanoic acid in my methyl ethanoate                    

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« Reply #229 on: November 26, 2003, 05:06:06 PM »
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Yea, you do need protection.  Like a titanium gonad protector.  Sheesh.  lol

If had something like that, I'd patrol around the place yelling I'm invincible!!!!!!


:shock:

OKAY then!

i will refrain from commenting further :)

lol@crazy angel, that pick up line not too bad, its a decent excuse, lol

and splits, that fella rel boldface man. lol                    

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« Reply #230 on: November 26, 2003, 07:47:16 PM »
Lol.  Blasted smiley.  They haunt my sleep so.

How about this one people  "Want to do something so freaky, it'll make the publishers of the Kama Sutra print a supplement?"                    
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« Reply #231 on: November 26, 2003, 07:52:22 PM »
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Lol.  Blasted smiley.  They haunt my sleep so.

How about this one people  \"Want to do something so freaky, it'll make the publishers of the Kama Sutra print a supplement?\"
OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! ROTFLMAO

hot daaaaaaymn!!!

boy...lay that one on me...i would buss out laughing like i did just now.
i fall off me mc chair!!!                    

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« Reply #232 on: November 26, 2003, 11:12:07 PM »
Big Big line from Luda. courtesy 2Fast 2Furious
"Why don't you bring that body down to my garage, let me work on that frame."

I seein a big big triangle here boy
Imperial X - Dark Goddess - Perfect Drug
(* Chuks fire and wait's for it to ignite in his face *)                    
...and the fault is my own...

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« Reply #233 on: November 26, 2003, 11:48:41 PM »
Fault.  What scene is you on, I came here with my boots on and my unflammable suit's on.

lmao@ chuckin fire.                    
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« Reply #234 on: November 27, 2003, 09:29:07 AM »
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This is one some one actually said to me:
\"darlin you are the sour lime of my eye......de pumkin of my heart and de pear of my ear..\"
and this person was not drunk....

Another thing i remember he saying to me was
"honey you are de calabash of adams apple......de banana of he grion and de copy of he heart"                    

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« Reply #235 on: November 27, 2003, 09:29:27 AM »
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This is one some one actually said to me:
\"darlin you are the sour lime of my eye......de pumkin of my heart and de pear of my ear..\"
and this person was not drunk....

Another thing i remember he saying to me was
"honey you are de calabash of adams apple......de banana of he grion and de copy of he heart"
He got a slap after that last comment                    

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« Reply #236 on: November 27, 2003, 09:53:24 AM »
seriously wtf                    


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« Reply #237 on: November 27, 2003, 01:24:05 PM »
Not only was that lame, it made little sense.  Whatever happened to the good ole I'm on a roll like toilet paper type of pick up lines.  lol                    
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« Reply #238 on: November 27, 2003, 04:01:50 PM »
that was lame and made NO sense atall watsoever :shock:
i dont understand
bleh
watever

fault...u have issues or what? lol@fire
uses godpowers to make fire consume fault  :lol:

i was going to make a "yuh just jealous!" comment, but i doh want to say that in case allyuh take it seriously.
but hey..to quote imperial "every good triangle needs four corners" ;)                    

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« Reply #239 on: November 27, 2003, 04:07:50 PM »
allyuh real dense if yuh ent pick that up                    



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« Reply #239 on: November 27, 2003, 04:07:50 PM »

 


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