Author Topic: lame pick ups (Read 52491 times)

de_spider_an_de_wolf · « **Reply #160 on:** November 03, 2003, 09:30:04 PM »

eh allyuh eva hear dis 1 (ah didn bother tuh read through all 7 pages of de forum so sorry if it has already been posted)
"gyul, you is de froth on my carib"

(heard my cuz usin it on someone)

Carigamers · « **Reply #160 on:** November 03, 2003, 09:30:04 PM »

Set · « **Reply #161 on:** November 03, 2003, 10:11:25 PM »

i hear dis sometime

Aye gyul, ur car looking like it givin trouble,let me stick MY key in ur ignition, turn on and rev up

~*Ashiee*~ · « **Reply #162 on:** November 03, 2003, 10:54:28 PM »

lol @ good morning
u sure that works boy?

Fault · « **Reply #163 on:** November 04, 2003, 09:47:03 AM »

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Lol. This thread is a better morning starter than any coffee on this earth lol.

i knew i liked this man for a reason
he is rel kix.
even his bad english

No pipsin on de forums! Wait is there such a rule? hmmmm. Here's my line, I'll put this here just for jones and at pain of manslaughter charges from people dying from laughter at it's lameness. A moi original.

"Ever since I read where the bible says to think about beautiful and virtuous things, I've been thinking about you all the time."

Appropriate use would be an acquaintance who you never really got to know.

Fault · « **Reply #164 on:** November 04, 2003, 09:55:21 AM »

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do u have a map?
i keep on gettin lost in ure eyes!

u seem like a sweet person...
mind if i lick you to find out

Nice, real nice. I am loving that second one. LOL.

I get this one the other day.

"Oooh , you're eyes, they're light brown."

I chuckled and said OK. I guess that wasn't so awful.

Carigamers · « **Reply #164 on:** November 04, 2003, 09:55:21 AM »

Fault · « **Reply #165 on:** November 04, 2003, 10:16:35 AM »

Nex one. Dunno if it's here or not.

"My you're pretty, do you mind if I stare?"

Alternative

Male: "God you're beautiful, mind if I stare?"
Female: "I do."
Male: "Great, I'd much rather talk to you."

(Made up the comeback)

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #166 on:** November 04, 2003, 04:12:12 PM »

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Lol. This thread is a better morning starter than any coffee on this earth lol.

i knew i liked this man for a reason
he is rel kix.
even his bad english

No pipsin on de forums! Wait is there such a rule? hmmmm. Here's my line, I'll put this here just for jones and at pain of manslaughter charges from people dying from laughter at it's lameness. A moi original.

"Ever since I read where the bible says to think about beautiful and virtuous things, I've been thinking about you all the time."

Appropriate use would be an acquaintance who you never really got to know.

lol, that one not too bad
and FYI i was NOT pipsin him...good lord. That isn't the kind of "like" that i meant...:shock: geez
we get a long fairly well is all.

anyway, someone gave me this at some fatima mayfair:
*playin the ass dancin stupid*
*guy walks up to me*
"Aye..gurl wat is that? yuh two stepping?? Come come...let me help yuh"
*guy procedes to ask me to dance (he was cute so he get away with it)*

and some time ago a fella my friend knew from long days but eh see in a long time: "Girl...you are so blessed...marry me and have my children..please!"

i swear...the gall of sum fellas...

Killa · « **Reply #167 on:** November 04, 2003, 04:52:25 PM »

well this one always wroks for me:
hi, how are you
girl replies: im fine
you are a very beautiful person on the outside, i would luv to get to know u on the inside:
girl smilesn and the pipsing begins, try it fellas , it might work

~Psycho^Dunpeal~ · « **Reply #168 on:** November 05, 2003, 07:36:49 PM »

u know girl, u really crack me up.... how bout being the glue and put me back together?

Bong53 · « **Reply #169 on:** November 05, 2003, 10:05:47 PM »

Do people actually use this unintelligible CRAP?

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #170 on:** November 05, 2003, 10:09:49 PM »

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Do people actually use this unintelligible CRAP?

yes...yes they do...sad...but undeniably true...

CRaZyAnGeL · « **Reply #171 on:** November 06, 2003, 07:25:26 PM »

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Do people actually use this unintelligible CRAP?

yes...yes they do...sad...but undeniably true...

pickup lines r fun lol.....used for jokes an ting lol....can make a relationship very fun if u an ur bf/gf use dem on each odder during uhhhh...."intimate moments" i suppose lol

mangoseed_89 · « **Reply #172 on:** November 16, 2003, 08:50:13 PM »

ok here is one i hear a fella use :

woi gyul yuh body like drums, it bangin...

zaibatsu · « **Reply #173 on:** November 16, 2003, 09:08:11 PM »

My all time favourite, kinda crude,

"Nice shoes- wanna f***?"

Dardura · « **Reply #174 on:** November 16, 2003, 09:34:11 PM »

LOL..................................Whey HOSS,well done zaibatsu,DAT REAL FUNNY!!!!
I go used that on someone dat i know wont kick me in the nuts.LOL

Fault · « **Reply #175 on:** November 17, 2003, 01:30:36 AM »

I dare you to try that on someone you not sure about!!! HA HA. Death wish.

snake_eater · « **Reply #176 on:** November 17, 2003, 07:47:46 AM »

this 1 is a trini pickup "gyal yuh like a lobster all d meat in yuh tail!" lol

clawz · « **Reply #177 on:** November 17, 2003, 09:51:15 AM »

man: baby are you tried?
woman: why?
man: because u've been running through my mind all night long.

Hi !! don't i know u from somewhere? !!!

yuh wanna box ah KFC ? !!!

:baa:

:wink:

Gaia · « **Reply #178 on:** November 17, 2003, 10:29:03 AM »

BABY, MEH LOVE FUH U IS LIKE A POKEMON BECAUSE I CHOOSE YOU

perfectdrug · « **Reply #179 on:** November 17, 2003, 10:51:14 AM »

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BABY, MEH LOVE FUH U IS LIKE A POKEMON BECAUSE I CHOOSE YOU

CRACK UP...
...well done...

Carigamers · « **Reply #179 on:** November 17, 2003, 10:51:14 AM »

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