Author Topic: lame pick ups (Read 52497 times)

~Psycho^Dunpeal~ · « **Reply #60 on:** October 14, 2003, 12:01:49 AM »

dat is all yuh could do...luv them......is like that's what they are there for... to take care of and jus....well.... lov......

Carigamers · « **Reply #60 on:** October 14, 2003, 12:01:49 AM »

orginalvexman · « **Reply #61 on:** October 14, 2003, 06:34:01 AM »

it not go work unless ah see facial expression reaction

Imperial_X · « **Reply #62 on:** October 14, 2003, 09:55:50 AM »

This one works.

Hello, I just came to tell you that you have me feeling great like cheese. Note the pun on the word "great". It actually works.

Pretty much all these pick up lines could work. Except for those that are blatant admissions of wanting to have sex. Delivery is the key.

Sometimes the person doesn't like you so they won't work everytime. duh. I'd like to take this time to urge fellas to stop the stalking scene.

~*Ashiee*~ · « **Reply #63 on:** October 14, 2003, 10:24:40 AM »

UMM I AGREE WITH WAGGY HI IS A NICE LINE
idon't see theuse of pick up lines, the point is to be straight and honest with someone.
Don't hold on to false hopes either anddon't try to pick people up using lines because they run out....

Heady · « **Reply #64 on:** October 14, 2003, 01:16:55 PM »

This is the best one yet.

AND I DON'T WANT NE BODY USING IT.
BUT I'm SURE YOU WILL.

"BEAUTIFULL YOU LOSE YOU'RE VIRGINITY YET?"
(*they really don't have to answer.)

"WELL CAN I GET THE BOX YOU GOT IT IN?"

you can't tell me that ain't hot.

Carigamers · « **Reply #64 on:** October 14, 2003, 01:16:55 PM »

Imperial_X · « **Reply #65 on:** October 14, 2003, 02:03:53 PM »

WTMC?!?!?! That is a bess!!!!

Zero-X · « **Reply #66 on:** October 14, 2003, 02:07:54 PM »

here's one to ponder on....

the guy asks if u want bread and jam....
if u say yes....
he says 'Well i'll be the bread, and u be the jam'

richjob · « **Reply #67 on:** October 14, 2003, 05:26:22 PM »

I love you very many plenty much.

I love you with all my heart, soul and piece of my liver.

WHerever you is I want to be are.

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #68 on:** October 14, 2003, 06:53:11 PM »

*grab his/her tush* "hi, is this seat taken?"

"can i flirt with you?"

"wow! are those real?"

""inheriting eighty million dollars doesnt mean much when you have a weak heart"

"i'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing u do with your tongue" (actually, this one WAS used on me, it was hilarious)

"I have only three months to live..."

"i lost my virginity, can i have yours?"

"When god made u, he was showing off"

"it's not my fault i fell in love! you're the one that tripped me!"

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #69 on:** October 14, 2003, 06:54:58 PM »

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adrien is right, the best way is to get to know her, but the pick up line is the start! lol
and adrien right about the \"nice tits\" line too
and the \"nice ass\" as well
the amount of fellas i kick hit and slap for those kinda line just not countable, too many mc....

lol pickup lines cud make a relationship interestin an fun...comedy helps evrytin...jus whisper sum a dem ting in yuh babes ear....she go kno iz jones an u might get a lil luvin for dat lol

lol, yeah it just might

CRaZyAnGeL · « **Reply #70 on:** October 14, 2003, 08:25:47 PM »

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lol, yeah it just might

u wha me try sum lines on u goddess?? lol...an splits doh get serius nah...dis thread iz real jones lol....

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #71 on:** October 14, 2003, 08:29:14 PM »

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lol, yeah it just might

u wha me try sum lines on u goddess?? lol...an splits doh get serius nah...dis thread iz real jones lol....

hmm, lay sum on me nah babes, lets see wat ya got

CRaZyAnGeL · « **Reply #72 on:** October 14, 2003, 08:35:42 PM »

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lol, yeah it just might

u wha me try sum lines on u goddess?? lol...an splits doh get serius nah...dis thread iz real jones lol....

hmm, lay sum on me nah babes, lets see wat ya got

no scene babe...msn chat iymc lol

Waggy · « **Reply #73 on:** October 14, 2003, 10:07:31 PM »

LOL!!
just heard this one in Bobby's bar.
"Baby ah doh usually play with dolls but ah could play with you"
I real crack up on de bartender.

Don't forget the original Joey Tribbiani line...
"How YOU doin!"

~Psycho^Dunpeal~ · « **Reply #74 on:** October 15, 2003, 12:45:16 AM »

bobby's bar? where is that?
an what is tribbiani?

Waggy · « **Reply #75 on:** October 15, 2003, 02:07:53 AM »

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bobby's bar? where is that?
an what is tribbiani?

A bar in Curepe, by the junction.
And Joey, that guy from Friends.

~*Ashiee*~ · « **Reply #76 on:** October 15, 2003, 07:59:02 AM »

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This is the best one yet.

AND I DON'T WANT NE BODY USING IT.
BUT I'm SURE YOU WILL.

\"BEAUTIFULL YOU LOSE YOU'RE VIRGINITY YET?\"
(*they really don't have to answer.)

\"WELL CAN I GET THE BOX YOU GOT IT IN?\"

you can't tell me that ain't hot.

i love this one
serious this is really the best
i would big up anyone who ask me that lol :-P

Muhe · « **Reply #77 on:** October 15, 2003, 08:05:15 AM »

:whazup: it had to be you mandy to talk about lame pickups eh!!!
:hmm: :why:

~*Ashiee*~ · « **Reply #78 on:** October 15, 2003, 08:06:35 AM »

hrmm lawddd check plaque cards in that u having a strike or wha??

Fault · « **Reply #79 on:** October 15, 2003, 10:13:12 AM »

Ladies I feel your pain. Weeeey. ki ki

Carigamers · « **Reply #79 on:** October 15, 2003, 10:13:12 AM »

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