Author Topic: lame pick ups (Read 52204 times)

Fault · « **Reply #280 on:** November 30, 2003, 12:37:08 AM »

I don't believe this. "I wanna put my thingie into your thingie' has a 80% success rate? Goodness GRIEF!!!

Carigamers · « **Reply #280 on:** November 30, 2003, 12:37:08 AM »

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #281 on:** November 30, 2003, 01:58:19 AM »

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I don't believe this. \"I wanna put my thingie into your thingie' has a 80% success rate? Goodness GRIEF!!!

rotflmao!
so u checked it out eh?
that was my first thought too, i was like "Wtf??" what kinda IDIOT girl goes for that???

butter_knife · « **Reply #282 on:** November 30, 2003, 03:16:01 AM »

"my sims profile has a house in malibu!"

"i have 4 mbs of ram to stick in your hard drive"

"wanna come up to my cabin?...i've got...nintendo

"

"ever done it doing DDR?"

Fault · « **Reply #283 on:** November 30, 2003, 07:07:58 AM »

Butters that should be more like 9mbs of ram if you know what I mean. Unless your intention is to recieve a dredd brace.

CRaZyAnGeL · « **Reply #284 on:** November 30, 2003, 10:36:24 AM »

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\"my sims profile has a house in malibu!\"

\"i have 4 mbs of ram to stick in your hard drive\"

\"wanna come up to my cabin?...i've got...nintendo \"

\"ever done it doing DDR?\"

lol ppl gettin technological now lol
goes wit d modern world lol
*tinks of technological pickup line to hit on goddess*
lol

Carigamers · « **Reply #284 on:** November 30, 2003, 10:36:24 AM »

butter_knife · « **Reply #285 on:** November 30, 2003, 01:53:19 PM »

yea fault it was supposed to be a brace pick up line

Fault · « **Reply #286 on:** November 30, 2003, 02:14:19 PM »

OK. No problem.

Imperial_X · « **Reply #287 on:** November 30, 2003, 08:12:59 PM »

Are you Irish? Do you want Irish in you?

Bob · « **Reply #288 on:** November 30, 2003, 08:20:52 PM »

Nah Inperial it does go like dis

Do you have any black in you?

No?

Well would you like some?

*douglarisation ensues*

Imperial_X · « **Reply #289 on:** November 30, 2003, 08:28:51 PM »

lmao. Milk Chocolate IWMC!!!!

mangoseed_89 · « **Reply #290 on:** November 30, 2003, 08:48:18 PM »

are you hungry?
if you are, you can spread your buns,let me add the sausage,and make a sandwich
you can have a taste of the mayo if you want

i found this one in a email with tips on how to get turned down on a date

Shogun · « **Reply #291 on:** November 30, 2003, 10:08:55 PM »

i think ole dirty bastard said it the best
"bitch get in the car!!!"

perfectdrug · « **Reply #292 on:** December 01, 2003, 10:53:36 AM »

(Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes...

...Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag...

Imperial_X · « **Reply #293 on:** December 01, 2003, 12:28:17 PM »

Waaaaaayz. My eyes have been opened to new realities. Behold the glory.

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #294 on:** December 01, 2003, 02:34:39 PM »

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(Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes...

...Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag...

ROTFLMAO!!!!
i would SO use that wet clothes line! or if its used on me, LOL!!!!
BUT i would have to use it on someone i know...(not a "pick up" but hey!)

crazy angel, to think to hard babes, your english will get worse

but you could use the wet clothes one on me

Killa · « **Reply #295 on:** December 01, 2003, 02:58:25 PM »

girl i would like to get to know you so i show you
push my C@cky pun you so i can ownz j00

nah thas jus words from a song, but hwo knows, HEY IT COULD HAPPEN

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #296 on:** December 01, 2003, 10:46:58 PM »

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute (100% success rate, ROTFLMAO!!!)

Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)

Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?

When she's leaving:"Hey, where are you going?" Answer:"home." You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are you?"

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. (WHAT THE HELL?? this line has a 100% success rate...lies!! they have to be!!!)

(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready. ( 9/11)

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down. (13/15)

these are all courtesy that site i posted about, omg this is hilarious. To think humans are silly enough to fall for half of these things, rotflmao

Fault · « **Reply #297 on:** December 02, 2003, 01:31:03 AM »

Just got inspired(hmmmm...)
Guys Only
* coyly and frustratedly attempt to straighten pants *
"Damn thing so big it's annoying...."

WELL YEHS. I mean "I wanna put my thingie in your thingie"?. Anything goes.

~*Ashiee*~ · « **Reply #298 on:** December 02, 2003, 08:42:54 AM »

fellas lemme ask allyuh a question

what does possess allyuh to drop these lines on girls anyhow?

orginalvexman · « **Reply #299 on:** December 02, 2003, 09:39:51 AM »

u remeber me from lessons

Carigamers · « **Reply #299 on:** December 02, 2003, 09:39:51 AM »

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