Author Topic: lame pick ups (Read 52502 times)

orginalvexman · « **Reply #260 on:** November 28, 2003, 01:35:44 PM »

u know if women never use to get pregnant they would be sexing just as bad as men

Carigamers · « **Reply #260 on:** November 28, 2003, 01:35:44 PM »

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #261 on:** November 28, 2003, 01:49:13 PM »

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u know if women never use to get pregnant they would be sexing just as bad as men

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roight....

CRaZyAnGeL · « **Reply #262 on:** November 28, 2003, 03:01:32 PM »

anyways back to d pickup lines....
*drives up to chik's house*
*chik jumps in car*
*leaves house*
him: where do want to go 2nite? dinner? movies?
her: anywhere
him: ....my bed?

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #263 on:** November 28, 2003, 03:13:23 PM »

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anyways back to d pickup lines....
*drives up to chik's house*
*chik jumps in car*
*leaves house*
him: where do want to go 2nite? dinner? movies?
her: anywhere
him: ....my bed?

blast! he beat me to it!

oh well:

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate
I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
You know what I like about you? My arms.
You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign

androsovic · « **Reply #264 on:** November 28, 2003, 03:38:56 PM »

i doh see the big hype about lines and ting.hear this big plan of mine.seeing as if a girl like u she wudnt tell u to ur face,do the same,tell her friend and if she feels the same way then u will know and then move in.worked kinda way for me but i get mess up down the line

Carigamers · « **Reply #264 on:** November 28, 2003, 03:38:56 PM »

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #265 on:** November 28, 2003, 03:50:17 PM »

well while that works for some pple it wont work for all, i personally prefer a guy who will have the guts to face me on his own and not work his way around to me.

bsides, the pick up lines thing is just kix,
those are things you and your friends can just be chillin and start to tell each other off of jokes. it's all cool

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #266 on:** November 28, 2003, 03:57:47 PM »

"Ever since i saw/met you...i've been suicidal..."
"Oh my God! That's terrible! why??"
"Because now i know what heaven looks like and i am just dying to get there..."

androsovic · « **Reply #267 on:** November 28, 2003, 04:29:23 PM »

hear this: i have a chronic tongue disease which can only be cured by raw passion.Can you help me?

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #268 on:** November 28, 2003, 04:58:42 PM »

lol, funny.

http://linesthataregood.com/

i too lazy to type anymore.
just go there.

Imperial_X · « **Reply #269 on:** November 28, 2003, 05:02:27 PM »

lmao. There's a damn WEBSITE!!!!! roflmao.

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #270 on:** November 28, 2003, 05:10:15 PM »

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lmao. There's a damn WEBSITE!!!!! roflmao.

of course there is.
quite hilarious too, of you thought this thread was better than coffee then god knows what you will think of that website.
some of the pick up lines there are just plain...well...just trust me on this, read it and laugh.
laugh loudly.

when yuh idle like me...you find lots and lots of strange things, like that website for example

androsovic · « **Reply #271 on:** November 28, 2003, 05:11:55 PM »

stop being idle and study your french!

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #272 on:** November 28, 2003, 05:13:52 PM »

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stop being idle and study your french!

you ain't my daddy

its too late for me and french boy, but doh worry i not as delinquent as i pretend to be

Imperial_X · « **Reply #273 on:** November 28, 2003, 05:49:29 PM »

Andro, stop posting before French snipe yuh mc!!!!

androsovic · « **Reply #274 on:** November 28, 2003, 06:01:22 PM »

Imperial,le francais,c'est tres bon.N'est pas?

Imperial_X · « **Reply #275 on:** November 28, 2003, 06:15:41 PM »

Le Francais,c'est bon? C'est dommage mon ami.

perfectdrug · « **Reply #276 on:** November 28, 2003, 06:51:44 PM »

i vo vot know vhat you vare saying...
*hack, hack, hack*
*spits out hairball*

..i really though ppl was hitting DG dem lines boi...

pandemonium · « **Reply #277 on:** November 28, 2003, 06:55:55 PM »

wanna play fetch get down on all knees and ill throw u a bone

Imperial_X · « **Reply #278 on:** November 28, 2003, 07:11:45 PM »

Whoahohooooooooaaaaa!!!!!! This man skip the foreplay oui.

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #279 on:** November 28, 2003, 08:16:58 PM »

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..i really though ppl was hitting DG dem lines boi...

LOL
pple HAVE hit me some of those lines
i only discovered that site yesterday.
lol

but like i said previously i COLLECT pickup lines the same way i collect quotes.
some have been tried on me, some have been tried on my friends and some i have never heard tried at all.

Carigamers · « **Reply #279 on:** November 28, 2003, 08:16:58 PM »

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