Author Topic: lame pick ups (Read 51630 times)

Imperial_X · « **Reply #240 on:** November 27, 2003, 04:17:05 PM »

Firstly. I think it makes little sense because the comparisons are just too obvious. I mean come on, if you make it too straightforward, nobody will understand what the hell you're saying. Most people look for a hidden meaning with those things.

Secondly, I'm denser than the Amazon forest. I just had to point that out.

DG has godpowers?!?!?! WTF!?!?!?!?!

Run and Hide!!!!!!!!!

Carigamers · « **Reply #240 on:** November 27, 2003, 04:17:05 PM »

Shogun · « **Reply #241 on:** November 27, 2003, 04:17:14 PM »

i like to use this as a pick up line

hi! i like frogs!

Imperial_X · « **Reply #242 on:** November 27, 2003, 04:22:01 PM »

Wait till a female blurts back at you sayin something like "Well why don't you hop yuh MC out my face!!?!?!?!?!?!"

I've seen it happen, and worse. They're getting smarter I say!!!!!! Damn you Charles Darwin. Soon, there will be little hope for the male of the human species.

*Packs survival necessities and moves into cave behind waterfall with ps2 in hand*

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #243 on:** November 27, 2003, 04:23:41 PM »

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Firstly. I think it makes little sense because the comparisons are just too obvious. I mean come on, if you make it too straightforward, nobody will understand what the hell you're saying. Most people look for a hidden meaning with those things.

Secondly, I'm denser than the Amazon forest. I just had to point that out.

DG has godpowers?!?!?! WTF!?!?!?!?!

Run and Hide!!!!!!!!!

awwwwwwwwww come on!
if u all run and hide that makes it harder for me to use you as human torches

spoil my fun

shogun...i have no comment...none :shock:
though in all honesty i know pple on whom that would work :shock:

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #244 on:** November 27, 2003, 04:25:51 PM »

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Wait till a female blurts back at you sayin something like \"Well why don't you hop yuh MC out my face!!?!?!?!?!?!\"

I've seen it happen, and worse. They're getting smarter I say!!!!!! Damn you Charles Darwin. Soon, there will be little hope for the male of the human species.

*Packs survival necessities and moves into cave behind waterfall with ps2 in hand*

yeah..the human race (male at least) is doomed
for example: what are you plugging the PS2 into imperial? unless u have a battery pack or something...

Carigamers · « **Reply #244 on:** November 27, 2003, 04:25:51 PM »

Imperial_X · « **Reply #245 on:** November 27, 2003, 04:58:44 PM »

I plan to create a field of human beings hooked inot a computer system so that I can feed off of their biological energies and convert them into electricity providing power to my glorious system.

Having done this, I will come to realize that I don't have a tv and will begin to curse erratically for years, till I'm forced to withdraw from my seclusion where some unnamed female waits to burn me with her "god powers"

ROFLMAO

I don't know if I've posted this one already but there were these two girls walking down the road.

Some guy yells out "Aye sweet buscuit!!!"

By some miracle, one of them turns around, unfortunately for her, she was not the one being addressed.

The man steups and bawl "Not you crixx!!!!"

Ouchie.

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #246 on:** November 27, 2003, 07:33:33 PM »

that is like a variation on the "Sweet bread/dollar hops" comment of some fatima fellas that i heard about.

anyway, remember to feed your human batteries

and don't get lost in the matrix

orginalvexman · « **Reply #247 on:** November 27, 2003, 07:46:04 PM »

but the best line will always be talking bout yuh self

crazy_samurai · « **Reply #248 on:** November 27, 2003, 07:51:37 PM »

man:those clothes look really good on you
woman:why thank you
man:they'd look even better on my bedroom floor

Twister · « **Reply #249 on:** November 27, 2003, 07:57:55 PM »

Excuse me, i need to get to heaven.
Can u show me the hole from which u fell?

hooligan989 · « **Reply #250 on:** November 27, 2003, 08:52:54 PM »

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Excuse me, i need to get to heaven.
Can u show me the hole from which u fell?

fadda you win

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #251 on:** November 27, 2003, 09:51:12 PM »

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Excuse me, i need to get to heaven.
Can u show me the hole from which u fell?

of all the "you're an angel" lines i have heard that one is probably the most decent.

Imperial_X · « **Reply #252 on:** November 27, 2003, 09:55:39 PM »

Waay. In my neighbourhood, that might get you nothing short of a good stabbing. roflmao.

Bob · « **Reply #253 on:** November 27, 2003, 09:57:27 PM »

:shock: stabbing?

WDMC kinda neighborhood u livin in boy?

Dem girls bad!!!

Imperial_X · « **Reply #254 on:** November 27, 2003, 10:02:26 PM »

Hoss, I told a gurl walking in the opposite direction from me "Good afternoon" and the she just trip and bawl, "I have a man!!!!" I was like, "well ain't that nice" and buss outta there fast.

Some ppl forget about simple things like common courtesy.

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #255 on:** November 27, 2003, 10:09:26 PM »

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Hoss, I told a gurl walking in the opposite direction from me \"Good afternoon\" and the she just trip and bawl, \"I have a man!!!!\" I was like, \"well ain't that nice\" and buss outta there fast.

Some ppl forget about simple things like common courtesy.

holy freakin crap boy! where d hell you livin?

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #256 on:** November 27, 2003, 10:10:14 PM »

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Hoss, I told a gurl walking in the opposite direction from me \"Good afternoon\" and the she just trip and bawl, \"I have a man!!!!\" I was like, \"well ain't that nice\" and buss outta there fast.

Some ppl forget about simple things like common courtesy.

holy freakin crap boy! where d hell you livin?

you know how hard it is to find normal polite people around? a guy with manners and all that stuff???
and she tell yuh what? dry so?
stupid, stupid woman....

Imperial_X · « **Reply #257 on:** November 27, 2003, 10:25:37 PM »

Like some of them now get a man and want everybody who they think is interested to back off thereby increasing their self worth in their mind's eye. That's what I think anyway.

orginalvexman · « **Reply #258 on:** November 28, 2003, 12:25:38 AM »

it just shows that women mines ar e just as slack as men own

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #259 on:** November 28, 2003, 01:25:34 PM »

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it just shows that women mines ar e just as slack as men own

SOME women, only some, cuz i can guarantee there a a LOT of females out there who would appreciate that.

but then again, for all you fellas who use "good mornin' " as a pick up line...maybe that's why?

Carigamers · « **Reply #259 on:** November 28, 2003, 01:25:34 PM »

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