Author Topic: lame pick ups (Read 52250 times)

CRaZyAnGeL · « **Reply #220 on:** November 25, 2003, 07:58:59 PM »

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*shakes head*
there is no school that teaches such a thing(i think)
i have yet to create one open to the public.
anyway, i learnt that \"breakdown\" at a young age, and no doubt a number of other females did as well.
remember ladies, the knee is a powerful weapon when applied correctly, and if u are short, all the better!

get your girlfriend to check imperial
j/k

seriously, if u need to have it checked out go to a doctor.

I have done this to enough guys to know some of the efftects, if your package beging to feel numb in any way contact a doctor.

fellas, the best way to avoid this is NOT to anger a female.

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned.

my dear u r scarin me lol
attemptin to strike below any real man's belt iz a cruel an unforgivable punishment lol

d santa line real jed lol....i go use it sumtime jus for jones lol

Carigamers · « **Reply #220 on:** November 25, 2003, 07:58:59 PM »

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #221 on:** November 25, 2003, 08:22:56 PM »

boy...that santa line...whooo!
that one is really sweet

well, i never did it to anyone who didnt deserve it.
Fellas, dont be too scared please, i always give you a warning to stop watever crap you doing bcuz i only disable you as a last resort. Be good and you shall never suffer thus.

and crazy angel...oh gooooosh, how could i EVER do that to you?

never!

Imperial_X · « **Reply #222 on:** November 25, 2003, 11:36:22 PM »

Lmao @ samanosuke

Oh right, let my girlfriend check. I'll do that as soon as I find her. She's somewhere around here on my hard drive. roflmao

PerfectDrug, what video games do you have at your place? lmao

I thought it was hell hath no fury like a Woman's Scorn. That made more sense but whatever.

orginalvexman · « **Reply #223 on:** November 26, 2003, 06:07:51 AM »

what good 2 is walking around with a camara and asking gils if yuh could take the pictures

response
"i not looking good"
"ah ugly"
"ah take out pitures badly"

~*Ashiee*~ · « **Reply #224 on:** November 26, 2003, 07:52:37 AM »

i went out with someone yesterday and i must say they had such a lame line it was funny

we were in the car and in the middle of conversation he said

"let's make out" lol

(thanks god it was my good friend so it did not sound so korney) lol

Carigamers · « **Reply #224 on:** November 26, 2003, 07:52:37 AM »

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #225 on:** November 26, 2003, 09:57:57 AM »

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Lmao @ samanosuke

Oh right, let my girlfriend check. I'll do that as soon as I find her. She's somewhere around here on my hard drive. roflmao

PerfectDrug, what video games do you have at your place? lmao

I thought it was hell hath no fury like a Woman's Scorn. That made more sense but whatever.

lol@hard drive. well, i will withold my comment on THAT one, hee hee hee hee

isn't that what i said?
*goes to topic review and scrolls down*
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ack! yeah imperial i think you are right, lol.
but then again what i said makes some sense too. when yuh scorn a female (or at least a few that i know) you will also need to have some sort of protection whether financial, emotional or physical

Imperial_X · « **Reply #226 on:** November 26, 2003, 11:40:57 AM »

Yea, you do need protection. Like a titanium gonad protector. Sheesh. lol

If had something like that, I'd patrol around the place yelling I'm invincible!!!!!!

CRaZyAnGeL · « **Reply #227 on:** November 26, 2003, 01:40:44 PM »

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i went out with someone yesterday and i must say they had such a lame line it was funny

we were in the car and in the middle of conversation he said

\"let's make out\" lol
(thanks god it was my good friend so it did not sound so korney) lol

lol d fella makin plenty sense dey lol
no stikkin...no beatin round d bush..get straight to d point lol

imperial gyal on he pc LOL...dat real wrong eh hoss lol
i kno hun i kno iz all good lol@ DG

a line i had use when i was younger..it go b lame now if i realy tink about it lol...."can i guess wha flavour lip gloss ur wearin? can u GIVE me a hint?

"

androsovic · « **Reply #228 on:** November 26, 2003, 04:23:33 PM »

hear this big line, girl u are the ethanoic acid in my methyl ethanoate

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #229 on:** November 26, 2003, 05:06:06 PM »

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Yea, you do need protection. Like a titanium gonad protector. Sheesh. lol

If had something like that, I'd patrol around the place yelling I'm invincible!!!!!!

:shock:

OKAY then!

i will refrain from commenting further

lol@crazy angel, that pick up line not too bad, its a decent excuse, lol

and splits, that fella rel boldface man. lol

Imperial_X · « **Reply #230 on:** November 26, 2003, 07:47:16 PM »

Lol. Blasted smiley. They haunt my sleep so.

How about this one people "Want to do something so freaky, it'll make the publishers of the Kama Sutra print a supplement?"

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #231 on:** November 26, 2003, 07:52:22 PM »

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Lol. Blasted smiley. They haunt my sleep so.

How about this one people \"Want to do something so freaky, it'll make the publishers of the Kama Sutra print a supplement?\"

OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! ROTFLMAO

hot daaaaaaymn!!!

boy...lay that one on me...i would buss out laughing like i did just now.
i fall off me mc chair!!!

Fault · « **Reply #232 on:** November 26, 2003, 11:12:07 PM »

Big Big line from Luda. courtesy 2Fast 2Furious
"Why don't you bring that body down to my garage, let me work on that frame."

I seein a big big triangle here boy
Imperial X - Dark Goddess - Perfect Drug
(* Chuks fire and wait's for it to ignite in his face *)

Imperial_X · « **Reply #233 on:** November 26, 2003, 11:48:41 PM »

Fault. What scene is you on, I came here with my boots on and my unflammable suit's on.

lmao@ chuckin fire.

spinster · « **Reply #234 on:** November 27, 2003, 09:29:07 AM »

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This is one some one actually said to me:
\"darlin you are the sour lime of my eye......de pumkin of my heart and de pear of my ear..\"
and this person was not drunk....

Another thing i remember he saying to me was
"honey you are de calabash of adams apple......de banana of he grion and de copy of he heart"

spinster · « **Reply #235 on:** November 27, 2003, 09:29:27 AM »

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This is one some one actually said to me:
\"darlin you are the sour lime of my eye......de pumkin of my heart and de pear of my ear..\"
and this person was not drunk....

Another thing i remember he saying to me was
"honey you are de calabash of adams apple......de banana of he grion and de copy of he heart"
He got a slap after that last comment

Bob · « **Reply #236 on:** November 27, 2003, 09:53:24 AM »

seriously wtf

Imperial_X · « **Reply #237 on:** November 27, 2003, 01:24:05 PM »

Not only was that lame, it made little sense. Whatever happened to the good ole I'm on a roll like toilet paper type of pick up lines. lol

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #238 on:** November 27, 2003, 04:01:50 PM »

that was lame and made NO sense atall watsoever :shock:
i dont understand
bleh
watever

fault...u have issues or what? lol@fire
uses godpowers to make fire consume fault

i was going to make a "yuh just jealous!" comment, but i doh want to say that in case allyuh take it seriously.
but hey..to quote imperial "every good triangle needs four corners"

orginalvexman · « **Reply #239 on:** November 27, 2003, 04:07:50 PM »

allyuh real dense if yuh ent pick that up

Carigamers · « **Reply #239 on:** November 27, 2003, 04:07:50 PM »

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