Author Topic: lame pick ups (Read 52546 times)

Killa · « **Reply #200 on:** November 20, 2003, 05:59:43 PM »

Baby it only have 2 things in the world that i need everyday
1) To see and be with you
2) BOX LUNCH

Carigamers · « **Reply #200 on:** November 20, 2003, 05:59:43 PM »

Bob · « **Reply #201 on:** November 20, 2003, 06:25:20 PM »

my fav is

"Aye girl"

Fault · « **Reply #202 on:** November 24, 2003, 09:44:36 AM »

Fellah walk up to my friend and say:
"Aye girl, Ah like yuh"
Dat takes either unsurmounted stupidity or balls. I vote for the former.

Bob · « **Reply #203 on:** November 24, 2003, 11:18:29 AM »

Hey it works when you're a security guard in uniform ok.

But only on hoodrats.

~*Ashiee*~ · « **Reply #204 on:** November 24, 2003, 11:53:34 AM »

this is one "can you tell me the time?"
even though yuh watch blingin of yuh hand....

Carigamers · « **Reply #204 on:** November 24, 2003, 11:53:34 AM »

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #205 on:** November 24, 2003, 08:19:20 PM »

"Um...excuse me...can i take your picture? I want Santa to know EXACTLY what i want for christmas

"

perfectdrug · « **Reply #206 on:** November 24, 2003, 08:28:36 PM »

courtesy of the movie 'thirteen'...

Can i put my stuff in your garage?

~*Ashiee*~ · « **Reply #207 on:** November 24, 2003, 09:36:29 PM »

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\"Um...excuse me...can i take your picture? I want Santa to know EXACTLY what i want for christmas \"

i find this is a good one
if a fella tell me this i go be flattered

i find it original and spunky

i like spunky

zaibatsu · « **Reply #208 on:** November 24, 2003, 11:24:50 PM »

I saw this in one of the valentines greetings the guardian always publishes every year. It had a nice ring, and it stuck.

"I love you once, I love you twice,
I love you more than dhal and rice."

Heh. Sad......

zaibatsu · « **Reply #209 on:** November 24, 2003, 11:26:48 PM »

That santa one is in good taste. I must remember it. Heh.

Imperial_X · « **Reply #210 on:** November 24, 2003, 11:36:25 PM »

Try this one for size.

How you ain't gon' f#$%, B!&^% I'm me. I'm the God D@#$ reason you in VIP......

You will know the meaning of pain having tried this.

*sings*
"Gonads and strife, Gonads and strife, Gonads and strife"

Mez · « **Reply #211 on:** November 25, 2003, 10:37:40 AM »

d baddest mc pickup line ever

my favourite word is "quite" , u know why? cuz it has u and i together

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #212 on:** November 25, 2003, 01:12:06 PM »

ent@ meh santa line!
a fellas use that on me i think i just might swoon.
lol@ "quite" kinda sad...

zaibatsu...that valentine thing just...just...yeah...sad...

at least imperial knows thay he commited suicide when he stated what he just did

Imperial_X · « **Reply #213 on:** November 25, 2003, 01:17:07 PM »

Using Ludacris lyrics is NOT anyway to try to pick up girls. Trust me, your GONADS DEMAND THIS KNOWLEDGE.

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #214 on:** November 25, 2003, 01:19:05 PM »

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Using Ludacris lyrics is NOT anyway to try to pick up girls. Trust me, your GONADS DEMAND THIS KNOWLEDGE.

ROTFLMAO

imperial, you sound like you have experience.
not realy my business, but u can still have children right? *snickers*

Imperial_X · « **Reply #215 on:** November 25, 2003, 01:32:36 PM »

I swear that their is a self defense class for women somewhere in this country wherein women are shown the biological breakdown of the gonad. Some of them revolutionized the knee to groin scene. That is not good.

You know DG, you do have a point. Where do you get that examination done. I want to have kids coz I need more friends.

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #216 on:** November 25, 2003, 06:43:48 PM »

*shakes head*
there is no school that teaches such a thing(i think)
i have yet to create one open to the public.
anyway, i learnt that "breakdown" at a young age, and no doubt a number of other females did as well.
remember ladies, the knee is a powerful weapon when applied correctly, and if u are short, all the better!

get your girlfriend to check imperial

j/k

seriously, if u need to have it checked out go to a doctor.

I have done this to enough guys to know some of the efftects, if your package beging to feel numb in any way contact a doctor.

fellas, the best way to avoid this is NOT to anger a female.

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned.

perfectdrug · « **Reply #217 on:** November 25, 2003, 07:22:02 PM »

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I swear that their is a self defense class for women somewhere in this country wherein women are shown the biological breakdown of the gonad. Some of them revolutionized the knee to groin scene. That is not good.

You know DG, you do have a point. Where do you get that examination done. I want to have kids coz I need more friends.

...im a doctor...come by me for your examination...hehe...
...i know the cure for it...
...it is the perfect drug...

The_Dark_Goddess · « **Reply #218 on:** November 25, 2003, 07:28:45 PM »

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Quote
I swear that their is a self defense class for women somewhere in this country wherein women are shown the biological breakdown of the gonad. Some of them revolutionized the knee to groin scene. That is not good.

You know DG, you do have a point. Where do you get that examination done. I want to have kids coz I need more friends.

...im a doctor...come by me for your examination...hehe...
...i know the cure for it...
...it is the perfect drug...

OH
MY
GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shock:

perfectdrug...NO!!!!!!!

now THAT is a SHAMELESS pick up line!!!!

Bob · « **Reply #219 on:** November 25, 2003, 07:52:11 PM »

*Puts on his old uniform*

*looks around for an unsuspecting female*

Carigamers · « **Reply #219 on:** November 25, 2003, 07:52:11 PM »

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