27 fun things you can do in a supermarket!

[New Era Outlaw]

And now, (because nobody asked), 27 fun things that you can do when you go to a supermarket!!

1. Juggle the fruits.
2. Wedge things in all the freezer and refrigerator doors so that they don't close all the way.
3. Buy a live lobster and set it free in the store.
4. Shake all the sodas.
5. Have shopping cart races down the aisles.
6. Talk to the fresh fish.
7. Dump the tray of food samples in your purse or pockets.
8. Pop the champagne bottles.
9. Use cantalopes for bowling balls and pineapples for bowlings pins and hold a bowling tournament in the aisles.
10. "Accidentally" drop a jar of pickles and walk away very, very fast.
11. Fill a shopping cart with things like toilet paper, daipers, and kleenex and leave it in the cereal aisle.
12. Throw a party.  :djparty:
13. Use a banana as a telephone and talk to your Aunt Edna.
14. Go to sleep in a shopping cart in the middle of the aisle.
15. Make race car noises as you "drive" your shopping cart up and down the aisles.
16. Try to auction off a grapefruit.
17. When they ask you if you want "paper or plastic" reply, "papestic please."
18. Switch the price labels on very expensive items with those of very cheap items.
19. Play hopscotch on the tiles on the floor.
20. Tell them you are with the Department of Health and you need to test all of their foods.  
21. Get in the express line with more than ten items.
22. Try a food sample and then say in a loud voice, "This tastes like my Aunt Martha!"
23. Whenever someone is blocking the aisle infront of you go "beep beep!"
24. Buy 75 sticks of deodorant. :wtf:
25. Randomly stick boxes of Midol into guys' shopping carts when they aren't looking.
26. Ask one of the cashiers if they have any pork that is suitable for a sacrificial offering.
27. Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" very loudly while walking around the supermarket with a shopping cart full of lambchops.


.....yes, before you ask, I was completely BORED when I found this, and NO, there AREN'T any chimpanzees in my medicine cabinet. But thanks for asking.  

....besides which, they're all ORANGUTANGS.                    

[Bob]

After having worked in a supermarket I can say Ive done most of the above.  LOL                    

[Imperial_X]

Man I've been there too.

Numbers 18, 20, 25 and 26 look like fun.  Nothing better than placing  feminine sanitary articles/medicines in the carts of unknowing, unfortunate fellas.  The reaction is worth it.  Memories of the good ole day....                    

[CRaZyAnGeL]

lol@thread
lol@bob
for shizzle i did in a few when i was younger lol                    

[nytemare]

Oh heres a good one

28. When you hear someone say something on the Intercom get into the fetal position and put your hands over your ears and start yelling "the voices, someone stop the voices"                    

[QDizzle]

***** U NEO DAZ ALL I HADDA SAY                    

[TrinireturnofGamez]

no. 29  run through the grocery singing 'all your base are belong to us' lyrics at the top of your lungs .
30 . get an old motherboard, platic wrapped red candle sticks , tie then together and hide the contraption under a coat... walk around and show people your 'bomb' ... scream things like 'Alah Ackbarah!' randomly .                    

[CRaZyAnGeL]

lol@mobo/candle bomb
good lawd@dizzle spamming

grocery fun iwmc                    

[Ice]

i did 10 already....... seriously it wuz an accident....... did 25...... well kinda..... it wuz tampons i put in some guys cart                    

[New Era Outlaw]

You know, I would just LOVE to do number three, but only one, teeny-tiny problem....



















...I DON'T HAVE AN AUNT EDNA!!
(plus, my banana calling priveleges have been revoked. I have to use a grapefruit instead.)                    

[The_Falener]

ok u no what that is jus several shades of wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!but i will love to do no. 25.                    

[carlsberg]

i always do n0. 18 @ Tru-VAlue or any damn grocery store
itz so much fun watching @ the expressions on unsuspecting sh0pperz
* WHAT $160 4 a boX of cereal !!!!????o_0''                    

[ShinSagat]

I always found acting like a tourist cuz yuh desprate to change yuh foriegn money some relative give yuh was fun                    

[Mugsy]

31) Walk around opening boxes of cereal to check for the toy inside, then put it back on the shelf when u aint find any                    

[Crixx_Creww]

rofl m a$$ off at mother board bomb

ALLAHHHHHHHHH AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HAHAAH

i will seriously do that

alyuh men look on de news for meh! i go hail men out by name and adress an ting!
ploy!                    

[Chedder]

(this may be a little off topic but...)
a fun thing to do in a cd shop is stick the magnet thingy that beebs by the metal detector on sombodys clothes,
sometimes the get puller aside and searched                    

[cereal_killer]

(this may be a little off topic but...)
a fun thing to do in a cd shop is stick the magnet thingy that beebs by the metal detector on sombodys clothes,
sometimes the get puller aside and searched

dat real mad, i go do dat next time i got to a cd store.
nos. 18 and25 lookin real fun to do                    

[PyroSlasher]

One fealla have a book in school FILLED with crap like this.No wonder its called' The book of crap.'                    

[carlsberg]

(this may be a little off topic but...)
a fun thing to do in a cd shop is stick the magnet thingy that beebs by the metal detector on sombodys clothes,
sometimes the get puller aside and searched

ROFLOL!!!
 I hADDA do diAT nEXt TimE i goNE 2 bUY a CD
i can juS imagine the expression on the unsuspected victim noW!!
[MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]
(*whistles and walks awayinconspicuously)                    

[carlsberg]

here iz another g00d thing to do @ a supermarket

1st) you'll need 1 black marker
2nd)you need to be real mischivous
3rd)make sure no one's looking
4th) take the marker and change all the nos. to 8's .. ..