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« on: July 13, 2004, 10:11:13 AM »
SIXTEEN THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN by
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1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7. Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that,deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14. Your friends love you anyway.

15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

FINAL Tip for the day:

16. Men are like a fine wine They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.                    
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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2004, 10:58:20 AM »
I disagree.  Licking steak knives are fun.  It also makes for quite the hobby these days.                    
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2004, 02:32:27 PM »
lol
damn imperial youposting up a storm these days.
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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2004, 03:03:43 PM »
screw no.11, boi i like meh birtday gift                    
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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2004, 03:49:27 PM »
no.16 is totally right dem f**king b!tches but u gots to still love dem nice a$$ nice tits whoo :-D                    

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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2004, 08:57:28 PM »
That was very deep CrashKid....                    
...and the fault is my own...

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« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2004, 12:05:49 AM »
yes i know i should become a poet                    

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« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2004, 12:09:42 AM »
that would be a true threat to hummanity                    
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« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2004, 01:47:53 AM »
That's pretty deep, hidden.
Only one that bothers me is number three, though.
It's going on the assumption here that just because I chase after deep-sea leprechauns in my spare time, it automatically qualifies me as insane.


........what?
Don't tell me you've never heard of deep sea leprechauns.
What???
You...HAVEN'T?
(gasp)
You poor, poor soul living such a sheltered existence....

.....no, I won't tell you the secret to finding them.
That's MY little secret.
Okay, okay, you've convinced me.....it involves MAYONNAISE.
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« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2004, 12:00:38 PM »
no15 yep dats true always try something new like 3somes n sh!t                    

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« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2004, 11:50:35 PM »
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I disagree.  Licking steak knives are fun.  It also makes for quite the hobby these days.

Please refer to number 3.

And yes, I've seen those deep sea leprechauns. Seen em with me own eye.                    
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« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2004, 01:12:07 AM »
it depends which SIDE of the steak knife you lick, the sharper end always has this nice metallic tang to it, very juicy too.

@15 , noah didn't have to deal with ice burgs or navigation.

@8 the most destructive force in the universe  is a  large falling object [ wiped out the dinasours, crushed several people, caused my toe to bleed]

deep sea leapruchauns 0wn j00 , the secret is to drink a 250ml bottle of rubbing alcahol in less than 10 minutes, before you start frothing you can see the leapruchauns.                    
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« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2004, 01:24:53 AM »
no 8. kinnah wrong. the most destrutive force in the universe is Dante from Devil may cry                    
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« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2004, 01:56:46 PM »
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deep sea leapruchauns 0wn j00 , the secret is to drink a 250ml bottle of rubbing alcahol in less than 10 minutes, before you start frothing you can see the leapruchauns.


Actually, those are deep sea GREMLINS you would be seeing. They appear when you drink Rubbing Alcohol. Believe me, ANYBODY can see a deep-sea gremlin, but seeing a deep-sea leprechaun is rare indeed.

I told you, it involves mayonnaise.
If you want me to give the secret away.....okay, I'll be a bit lenient here.
You also need some Turtle Wax.

...wait a minute.....what the FUDGE are we talking about again??                    

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« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2004, 02:00:26 PM »
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no 8. kinnah wrong. the most destrutive force in the universe is Dante from Devil may cry


No. The most destructive force in the universe is an army of man-eating cucumber sandwiches. Thanks for playing, though, and here's your prize!
(hands Mugsy a half-eaten cookie)

...yep.
And it only took me a couple of minutes to brush off all of those roaches too- EEP!  :shock:
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« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2004, 02:22:35 AM »
ahaha                    

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« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2004, 09:39:49 PM »
17. NROP is good for the soul :)                    
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« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2004, 09:49:31 PM »
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17. NROP is good for the soul :)


Why, yes....yes it is.
PORN ain't half bad either.  :)                    

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« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2004, 12:06:23 AM »
no.18 number 17 is bullsh!t                    

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« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2004, 11:55:43 AM »
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That's pretty deep, hidden.
Only one that bothers me is number three, though.
It's going on the assumption here that just because I chase after deep-sea leprechauns in my spare time, it automatically qualifies me as insane.


........what?
Don't tell me you've never heard of deep sea leprechauns.
What???
You...HAVEN'T?
(gasp)
You poor, poor soul living such a sheltered existence....

.....no, I won't tell you the secret to finding them.
That's MY little secret.
Okay, okay, you've convinced me.....it involves MAYONNAISE.
Happy hunting!!!  :)


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