Freestyle thread.

[Chedder]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
hey
u forgot gay

lol lol lol lol lol lol

(the post before the last one)                    

[LoonyToon]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
hey
u forgot gay

lol lol lol lol lol lol

(the post before the last one)

damn i knew i forgot somethin                    

[Imperial_X]

The level of dumbassery just keeps multiplying exponentially around here.                    

[Chedder]

i fine people use too much big words an they should put a little key saying what all the big words mean
keep da in mind!!!!                    

[nytemare]

I gots money, money I got
so its a 100 grad or better when I'm going to cop/
I never hold the toaster cause I use my little soldier
And my down b*tch as a holster, like I'm supposed ta/
heavy pistol sales for living
my gun rip through lungs and tear through tissue/
while  I'm out for the ends, you out for a rep
thats the same thing that have yo mama in a black dress/
see me in a black benz, hard-top
My mean drop-top, fresh out the carlot/
I got the gift of raw pugilist speeches
So I'm gon sell like the box office features/
These pussy cats in the hood can't see me moving!
but deep in they heart they wanna be like nytemare, crusin!
cause we got them three b's: benzes, burners and b*tches
and plus we on the road to the riches                    

[carlsberg]

ERH.. ERh . . .EM
[clears throat]

*starts up Barney sound track*

I hate you
you hate me
lets play s0me SOF
so I can RApe u
with my AK or mY M590
it doh matter u gonna die anywaY                    

[CrashKid]

Guess whose back back again Crash is back tell a friend guess whose back guess whose back guess whose back guess whose back guess whose back guess whose back guess whose back

I created a monster there is no one dats wants 2 see Crash no more they want Rubberducky am chop liver well if u want Rubberducky dis wat i'll give u a lil bit of me n dat well make u shivern some hard liquor 2 jump start u quicker ahhhhhh i know u got a job Miss Rubberducky but ur son heart is flubby who so d F.C.C won't let me be o let me be me o a trini d tried 2 shut me down on gatt can' t u c but it felt so empty without me so sign in 4 a bit get a avator dat fit n ha ha ha ha wiggle ur hips n get ready dis thread is bout 2 get heavy i jus settle a other lawsuit f**k u Rubberducky                    

[Sith]

i have a cat
my cat is fat
it lays ona mat
next to my cat
i sat
and pulled out a bat

and killed it                    

[MASTER_RAGE3]

hi im ChickenNBeer
i eat chicken and i drink beer!

like wow                    

[MASTER_RAGE3]

i have a cat
my cat is fat
it lays ona mat
next to my cat
i sat
and pulled out a bat

and killed it

hahahahhahahahahahah   NOT FUNNY


P.S Please log off and try again                    

[MASTER_RAGE3]

ERH.. ERh . . .EM
[clears throat]

*starts up Barney sound track*

I hate you
you hate me
lets play s0me SOF
so I can RApe u
with my AK or mY M590
it doh matter u gonna die anywaY

now this guy says "Rape" now i know mainly fellars does play sof so that make u "GAY"  lol                    

[MASTER_RAGE3]

ok so some of u might think i just dissing ppl and i not free styling so here i go



  yo im sip n surf
watching this fine nurse
grabbed her purse and i was gone
u could only see dirt
so i ran in the road
got hit by a herz
then i died and god said to me
get the f*&&^ out of here
u squirt
u tried to rob a nurse


the moral of this is not to rob a nurse thank u                    

[foroe]

u can't rap
i'm gonna take a nap
next time u will be slapped
listen to every body clap


for me that is
hahaha                    

[MASTER_RAGE3]

u can try
but ill make you cry
so shoo u fly
go rest on a horse behind                    

[Imperial_X]

Damn it fools, is there no end to this insanity?
Must I accentuate and punctuate my use of profanity?
Don't think you're all that anyway man, its vanity.
Prepare for bare misery, pain and calamity.
You've never written as good as this,
Look into my eyes and stare at the abyss,
I'll fill it with herds of words when this thread goes amiss,
Like now, like quick, like, your rhymes are frightening,
Put sh!t together twice as fast as lightning,
Soon I'll be righting the wrongs of the mess you have made,
You took real diamonds for what is a spade.
This here is to end you pointless charade,
Your time is gone and drifted out,
The powerless like you'll be sifted out,
Now take your arse and lift it OUT!!!!!!!!                    

[ShowTime]

Fck this world, fck this music
Fck your gun you cant even use it.
Abuse it, but its just a dead front
Ya'll pssies, get fingered like a wet cnt.
Dun duh da, and thats how the story goes
I got hoes down to yo toes
hope nobody knows
keep in on the downlow in these area codes.
I got these area hoes on lock
Show'll go blow for blow on the block
We just went dough for dough, I'm on top
Cause I run this game
Can't nobody do fortune and fame
i got ur man takin off his chain
im'bout to get some brain,
and that's just 5 minutes after the party
u drive a sudan, i rock a ferrari.
Got a cold on my wrist and it's pepsi blue
Either way u put it im just better than u                    

[DeadEyes]

These people Rhyming like it's nusery Time Can't u people read?
here lemme draw the line___
it goes straight from the barrel of my lyrical gun, to that shit you be saying to the breath in your lungs.
People jabber all on about "LOOK AT ME I'M BAD"
But when the shit hit the fan you look like a dirty rag
cuz your ass just got spread out on the dirty floors
and now your body bag's passin through the Coroner's doors.
But someone tell the Doc that the autopsy can wait cuz there's a whole heap a muthaf kas left in my wake
I don't wage war with jewellry, f kin bitches or guns
I burn your muthafkinass to ashes... Flaming sword.... my Tongue
Now the streets don't knwo me cuz i stay outta sight
cuz all the bullshit that be happenin makes niggas fear for their life
you can't step too heavy these days on brotha's thread....
he's gonna beat your ass stupid... u end up dead
Cuz the shit they be promotin is the Money is ALL
the Human race Stagnated, Made to crawl..... on hands and knees ground bloody,
the muthaf kin pushers callin you out.....hey buddy,
I got the shit that you need to make it all all right
and now you that stupid ass bitch ending it all with a knife.... its blade..cold, sharp
takin your ass to the lonely dark,
what's become of your life huh bitch? who'd you leave behind? a Wife?
a  daughter a son?
what you leave to them?
your knives your guns?
Or the empty life you've lived
what kinda messages we sending these days to our kids
so I gave ya'll something to think about
Don't be runnin round mouthin...SHUT THE FCK UP don't shout....
Just sit your f kin asses down no doubt, that if you listen... shut the fuck up, just listen
maybe half of you bitches won't be in jail or in prison
or lying in the streets dead
with the bullet of another misguided soul in your head


that's just my attempt at it