Freestyle thread.

[Imperial_X]

You're serious?  Really serious?
You really ARE serious?                    

[Evangelion_01]

GEEZAN RICE.....

Now yo listen up, I mignt'nt be that skilled
But I me got nuff survival to not get my @$$ killed.
The ghetto I missed, but I didn't care,
Cuz I me got more stealth than you mama's got pu$$y hair.
I watch that grenade and then laugh at your @$$,
Cuz I know my M40 will spread your blood on the grass.
Now aim your pistol all high in the air,
and shoot all them n00bs- who yell 'This game nah fair!!'
Now I ain't stupid, but I am the bravest.
Cuz I just went and slept with yo old Aunt Mavis.
She said I was good...yeah I had me some style
She gave me her number: "Yo big boy...Call me sometime..."
Now I musta been drunk to do some sh!t like that.
But I seemed f_cked up more to come to this place called GATT.
Now lay off my case as I finish my rhyme,
I'll be back for my b!tches at some other time.
Shoot me all you want and make me your pawn,
You stupid fool...

I'll just hit 'Respawn'...                    

[Imperial_X]

Baww @ Respawn.  That was sick.                    

[Evangelion_01]

-Insert Coin-

*Pacman music*

Now thank you there man, I'm feel all honored
That I'm on my own here and I ain't getting smothered.
But this ZK fire...he just ain't going out
So put away them parties and starting to pout.
I'll be here for a while-that I won't deny
But I seem to be out of some rice men to fry.
I'm getting bored already, my legs are starting to hurt.
And I'm getting real sick of just watching Ernie and Bert.
I'm thinking wether to raid the X-man's stash,
Or finding some one of his parties to crash.
I know he got hoes and that ain't a doubt.
Now where does he keep em...to figure that out.
I ain't a brain surgeon but I'll do the work
To figure out where his chickenheads get jerked.
Now I'm sitting here just getting a boner,
It's taking a lot outta me to just be a loner.
Now put yo gun back, I ain't ready for YOU.
I'll hafta go back and pick up my crew.
Through yo area we pass, all we guns are a' blazing.
Dropping these bombs and man we 'a shaming.

Now sit back and watch as I raid out yo stash.
Yo hoes, your cars, the weed and the cash.
Whatcha gonna do? You gonna ride with your clip?
Man gimme a break and go play with your sh!t.
Come back when you ready and I'll be a' waiting.
With your b!tches in my arms and my new armor plating.
Go back to school my little man, I won your @$$.
Now watch as I kick it as I smoke out yo grass...

Whew ^^. That was cool. Need to warm up a bit more but that's nuff for tonight. Let's see who's next to fan the lyrical flames of war.                    

[Junior]

wat u need to understand is the dog's off his chain
I'm like santa but instead of presents i pack pain
doh fear me cuz my flow is insane
don't try to defeat me i can't be contained
U want beef i got a team we always prepared
like bonecrusher nigga we ain't never scared
We trying to be runnin this whole gatt place
Step up to the plate let me give u a taste
U doh fear me fear wats on my watse
And don't post give me a challenge to my face
That is unless u think u chicken
We can run ur game anytime no stickin
U niggas can't be trying to get ridda me
U kidding me                    

[LoonyToon]

Mafia in da house and we are always feared
we choppin up niggahs nobody is ever speared
I'm loony toon yer done that know im da boss
and if u choose to play me then you've already lost
GA GA u gay little @$$e$
come around MA we will leave u in stiches
de only skill u got is rapin other guys
now we gonnna kill u so u best say your good byes
gangstahs ha ha thats a good joke for true
f**kin michael jackson is more gangstah than u
MA the baddest clan in the world
is bein apposed by theses stupid three year old girls
so next time u dis ma remember this
let me hear that dis and u will taste my fist
ma is hear now and forever
now be gone GA u stupin mother  f**kers                    

[LoonyToon]

i have a mistake in de third line it is suposed to be
I'm loony toon yer done know that im da boss
 hard luck there                    

[~M@kaveli~]

Your flow is useless, Like a lotto ticket with no winning numbers
I push power like I pulled up with about 100 hummers
Don't cross my path, if u do feel my wrath, and have the Sando CID askin who responsible for this bloodbath
I'll Mash U Up like a 200 pound b$tch sittin on a bag of crix
Cuzz, U don't impress me with your childish antics
I heard you wanted to smack your girl caus she asked for my number,
Do that and I'll introduce u to my chrome number 1 stunna
Don't get excited caus U got one hot freestyle caus if u had a album, The whole thing would sound whack
I'm like gangstar Blood I got that Mass Appeal, But I'm not tryin to be like Nine, A ovaconfident Lyin King, Just tryin to do this freestyle thing
Put all u conceited fools in your place, Pull the rug from under u and lay u flat on your face, Cau like shady, I'm feelin like a rabbit in a turtle race
I wanna be the Muhammad ail of gatt rap, caus If U step up with that whack rap, I'll do like ja rule and clap back
And don't question my flow caus If I said I meant it,
They will take these words and cement it ,
Put it in a museum or some Sh!t and say these are the words that true Freestylers spit
So for now All I'll say is this, called me the bus driver I'll take dat ass to class


I sleepy so I'll be back                    

[Anonymous]

I hear, is see a bunch of mc's
Running they mouth about what? dont ask me
Blah blah blah is all i hear
Why not step up to the plate, If you dare
Talk like ah gangsta
Mother F**kin Wangsta
Your One big prankster endin up in disaster
Skills!! What skills? That i have yet to see
Show me your skills and then i will know
If to laugh at your disgrace or call you daddy
But when that time comes
I wont care about all this bitch
Cause i know your one piece of sh!t                    

[SamBlaZ!ng]

I step in the arena  
like I am a mutha F---- gladiator
I ate schoolboys like yu
at michael jackson's dinner

King of the ring y'all gonna call me hater
I be bitch slapping man with lyrics
I'm a pimp star with a mp3 player
get me a glass let me drink some water

Dunno why I freestyle  
I am a rapso man a best
but I think sometimes I need to
get some hip hop off meh chest

THIS IS AH ALOT OF HOOTNNAY                    

[Setsuko]

You're serious?  Really serious?
You really ARE serious?

u'd like to know that, wudn't you?
but i'm not saying if it's true...
sorry, i only give inadequate info,
cuz that's for you to find out, and me to know...                    

[Evangelion_01]

Now what's going on here? What with all this crap?
Don't people know to spell? Goddam...all these hacks.
Get a dictionary PLEASE-it'll be of some use.
But you probably can't even read Mother Goose.
Back to school for you kids, Dick and Jane for yuh tail.
Read about the rabbit, the turtle and snail.
Nursery rhyme for you uneducated lil louts.
Doh skin up yuh face and dry up like grout.
Now learn to spell before you come in this place,
Before I smack every word back up in your face.
Now when you graduate, you can come back and TRY...
But hey, who says then I'll be a much nicer guy?
 
Now G_Pinkie's the white boi-no doubt about that.
But the name's still as gangster as Aunt Mabel's Easter Hat.
A change of name man, or you rather it stay?
Cuz' I know some fools gonna bawl that 'that name gay'.
Leave dem to they ways-it doesn't matter.
Its a man's words that should raise up the platter.
No silver, no gold, just plain in your face.
Knock off these half hacks-they wasting good breath space.
Plain as the day, put your words here.
Cause you got nuff compy from the men from F.E.A.R...

*Pacman dying song*

This game ain't over yet...                    

[ShowTime]

Tch, I ain't a rapper
I write rhymes as a hobby.
But I'll still leave ya mutha f*ckin ass stretched out in the lobby.
That's my career choice
I do it better each day.
Ya'll cats really not serious
coming 'round my way
This a joke to you?
What?! You think this is a game?
I could tell just by lookin at you,
You thought this was a game.
You used to talk sh*t
nod ya head and just smile
cocky son of a b*tch, won't be walkin for a while.
Cause now you all castrated,
confined to a cast, hate it.
The beatins was all X-rated,
like f*cked up in the ass, ain't it?
And all you could say now is "life's a b*tch"

You really wanna fight me over a b*tch?
from Dr. Jeckal to Mr. Hyde I'll switch
and roll out on you like the Incredible Hulk
I get head in bulk
can't do a DAMN thing but sulk
and hope
and wish
and pray
that you woke up on a different day
in a different neighborhood
in a completely different state
wearing different clothes
and different shoes
and had a totally different face
so I couldn't recognize you
when I see you
and beat you
and leave you
now that's two
people
I left unhealthy in Ward 2                    

[ShowTime]

The first?
That ended up being the worst
cause when I smacked 'em down,
his whole f*ckin head burst!
made his brain cells rewind and press play
so he could reminice whole day
and see me
just who I am
and exactly how I be
would you believe me?
If I told you I didn't do it?
and I sat there with a box of matches and some gas fluid?
If i cocked the 9' and added a gatt to it?
If I pulled the pin on the bomb and threatened you to use it?
eatin sugar from the f*ckin box, now startin to abuse it.
messin up my mind, once again, I'll start to lose it.
cause all these empty soda cans is startin to confuse sh*t.                    

[SHiZZ]

I don't need a whole book to spit some rhymes
several million lyrics y'all got a lot of time
hit yu back with some unorthodox finds
I spit so powerful my teeth gonna grind

Down where its at meh knuckles on the floor
this thread becomes inflated when shizz is at the door
call me out people I am just getting started
trying to bring me down is just so retarded

an old bastard I fight without style
everything yuh spit is as nasty as byle
I don't -_-ing care what b!tches believe
scratch mah Deyyaahh if this is what am gonna leave

for now... atleats
y'all rap like beasts
wish I had beats
to put your words on the streets

ZIGWA live people
shizz gone again.                    

[Evangelion_01]

And Elvis has LEFT the building!!!

I repeat:- And Elvis has LEFT the building!!!                    

[Mercusho_Arazi]

This dude fault gon try diss arazi
All he did was practice stupidity
I don’t know who ras is, so let me see
A-RAZ-I, so RAZ is me
You just gon upset me
If you gon diss dawg diss correctly
Next ting I wasn’t signed by killa
Far as I remember
I’m an original member
Matta fact without me they won’t be f.i.a.
You huffin’ and puffin’ thinking you mad sick
You probably as dangerous as your avatar pic
Nah I think you probably weaker
Piglet could still call on tigger
I hope this send the message and shut you up
Cause if you speak again I’m gon cut you up
Now you should breathe a sign of relief
Cause for now I’m gon rest the beef

The unknown assassin strikes                    

[Junior]

There ain't goin to be no more MA when i'm done
I be jumping m203's just for fun
 Y ur clan backing from a two on one
U got mouth and no game i can't stand yuh
U call urself a clan leader but u just a spammer
Y can't u realise u could  never be victorious
Cuz it's GA and we notorious
Me crushing you will be glorious
Making challenges u can't take
Your clan is weak and your skill is fake
Wat u don't understand b4 u take the big clans
Heat is the one defeat
Beat u so bad got u peeing ur pants in ur seat
I ain't gonna stop till MA is no more
Till u FAGs pack up and use the door
Till u admitt we're better than yall for sure
(ma)ybe if stand and take ur lube like a man
I'll let u step up and join a real clan                    

[New Era Outlaw]

[claps]
Impressive lyrics.
I must admit, you guys have a way with words.
But I truly hope with all of the things you guys have said, you can walk the walk as well as you can talk the talk.
Because all I've been receiving so far is 'yakety-yak-yak-yak-yak.'
Well, I may suck at Freestyling, but I can certainly walk the walk.
I'm hoping that when I do get my match with Imperial, it'll be a drag-down battle...otherwise, it'll all be pointless.

Say what you will about me from here on in, but remember...
I don't really give a damn what is said about my ability as a gamer, unless somebody volunteers to step up on my turf and PROVE me wrong.
I'm fed up of mere talk.
I want ACTION, and LOTS of it.
If you can't deliver...[huffs] you aren't worth my time.
I'll leave you all to ponder that.                    

[Imperial_X]

WTF!!!!!!

This was a perfectly cool thread.  Why do you have to mess it up with things you take personally.  At the end of a freestyle, if you get angry at your adversary, you're less of a man.  It's a freestyle thread.  Disrespects MUST pass left right and center.  If you can't handle that then DO NOT participate.

If you take offense easily, DO NOT participate.  This is as you say, talking the talk.  But what you fail to realize is that this is a thread for verbal expression.  So in itself, THIS IS walking the walk.
No need to get all friggin defensive over things like this.  GET REAL.