Freestyle thread.

[ShinIori]

People with common sense should know what this means.
I`m too tired.
I`ll let someone else start.                    

[Imperial_X]

I need some dollars, so I got to think cents.
Sit here to meditiate a bit, so I lit some incense.
Think fast, think quick, think lyrical sick sh!t,
My pride just sinks, so I pay shrinks visits,
If I knock on your door don't ask who is it?
The Imperialist fool, don't ask why, when or how,
Beatch I'm here so get down and bow,
to a God of lyrical mischief,
if you read late please keep up, don't miss sh!t,
I'm just a Realist,
You can't just be all this,
So right here, right now, beatches try to follow this,
I got clips upon clips and
there is no restriction,
on how many hollow tips,
fit the insides of those lips.
Lyrically and physically,
how dumb can these nitwits be?
Harass me for sh!t that's hereditary,
Ya heard straight from me, don't need more family.

Eek, too cold to think.  I'm done...for now.                    

[bAnDiT]

Hmm nice try
But like dem lyrics yuh buy
Talk dat sh!t round me and yuh just might die
Doh sigh
Matter fact don't even start
'Cause wit dem fake mc's like moses ah go hadda part
I hope by now that allyuh ketch mih gist
'Casue ah might hadda dis crappy men like imperialist
No wait  partner doh get vex
Or ah go take it out on yuh gyul wit ruff ruff sex
Besides why we here tryin to be freestylers?
When this website is about serious gamers?
PEACE                    

[SHiZZ]

I step in the arena
like I am a mutha F---- gladiator
I ate schoolboys like yu
at michael jackson's dinner

King of the ring y'all gonna call me hater
I be bitch slapping man with lyrics
I'm a pimp star with a mp3 player
get me a glass let me drink some water

Dunno why I freestyle
I am a rapso man a best
but I think sometimes I need to
get some hip hop off meh chest                    

[ShinIori]

Good work bandit, Tryin to add some spice,
The only sound I`m hearin though is negative mice,
By the way things sound you bandit tuna and rice,
To feed your hardback bitch when she throws you out twice,
In the same same day cause you f**ked your ass with ice,
Don`t get me wrong though, I`m not a pure blood hater,
Though I may trip on your ass and be branded a manslayer,
I think we all need to relax, and maybe take things down,
Or I might just go mafia and put you ten feet underground.                    

[Imperial_X]

Listen Bandit, just hand it to me, I just friggin top you,
One of us is better here and trust me its NOT YOU,
You and Shizz should start using your brain and better behave,
You all couldn't be off the chain if you were runaway slaves,
No competition, don't even bother trying,
What's the sense trying to fight it when you're lyrically dying,
I'm a verbal cancer,
There's no herbal answer,
For the Lives that I rip to pieces,
I'm gonna go get some Rieses,
That's right beatches, you all friggin bore me,
I'm lying in the dirt here and you STILL can't floor me,
This here is 70% fury and 50% vengance,
Don't try to do math, to you it won't make sense,
Challenging this just signs your own death sentence,
Don't seek me out if you need repentance,
The end is near ,the future uncertain,
Damn well fear me, I'm behind your curtains.

Bleh.                    

[New Era Outlaw]

Hmm...let me take a swing at this:

I'm the New Era Outlaw
But you can me New Era
When it comes to gaming
I'm a serious player
You better hide when I come to you
I totally rule in MvC2
If you think you can take this boy to class
I will Rock, Roll and kick your 'Bonne' fide ass
A Consort Mall Graduate
Can't be beat
When you face one
You will feel the heat
Bring it on in Smackdown!
Here comes the pain!
I will give you the Last Ride
or chokeslam you with Kane
Don't talk about Chaos
I'm a virtual hero
Fear the Triple Rod!
I'm talkin' 'bout Zero
And when it comes to the Deadly Alliance
Against me, you have no chance
I'll spear you
And wear you
And tear you
To pieces
I'll shout 'I'm king of the WORLD!'
And eat fancy cheeses
In CvS2, I'll hear you rant and rave
How you got old schooled by a Kaiser Wave
But if you take me
For all I got
I'll school you some more with a Tiger Uppercut
So this is it
Prepare to be WHAPPED
Who said this white-boy cannot rap?


...Man...that was hard....
How do you guys do it so easily?                    

[Fault]

You wanna know who said it? It was me, I did!
Go pee and get in bed! heh! dumb little kid!
You see this area here? It's for real men, not punks,
I'll eat you up and then spew you out in chunks,
Hear what, Mr. socially ranking with Ras, NEO,
I'm renaming you, from now on I'm gonna call you Nada, Zero.
That's your big game talk? with your gay-a$$ game plays?
There's inanimate objects with more skill than you, ash trays!!
FEAR's got goods no-one in Gatt can touch,
The best there will ever be, thank you very much.
Shizz no offense but you're an old phogie,
That's your skill grandpa? Your shi*'s gotten mouldy,
Whether it be games, life or lyrics, you don't want nothing with this,
To all of you whitless idiots who keep coming around,
I got some good advice for you, step back and LIE DOWN!                    

[ChickenNBeer]

hi im ChickenNBeer
i eat chicken and i drink beer!                    

[ShowTime]

it's so sad
u need a man this bad
to lace the body bag
and tie the toe tag
Matrix?
shi*, that's for kids
and NEO could eat his food with a little baby bib.
Playin games with little girls
like Tron and Roll
strugglin to be me?
Stop tryin to pose!
I don't suppose,
you wanna oppose the ShowTime
if ya don't think twice
I'll confuse ya mind,
break ya neck
and damn near break ya rhyme
leave ya speechless
in these critical times...
like a stable.
Serious?  You think you able?
to deal with a dred crew
like the FEAR stable?
won't see me on the tv if ya dont have cable
cause I spit lyrics that make the girls expose the naval.
Because I gets mine
when comes to ryhme
I get the chedder
ya'll cowards been out for years
and i still do it better.
Cause if you lookin at FEAR
you betta clean out ya ear
cause you ain't listen to the n*gga tellin you
"Dont go there!"                    

[Mercusho_Arazi]

peeps wanna second guess raz
and the skill he has
i'll rip it up from sydney to la paz
confused, check your geographical
complex, i'm too original
f.i.a's own master subliminal
i'll thief yuh head like a criminal
you gatters too cynical
my rhymin' so clinical
shout out to angel and my boy killa
redeye and ninja
i'ma 'Smash' you cowards like ultra
half of you be who's this fella
Arazi's who he is
word up to shizz
and like FEAR i ain't just fizz
nex' time don't back out of bizz
cause you don't wanna be disowned by your kids...
I'm out                    

[Junior]

GA pull through without a sound
U MA cowards i know yall quick to back down
These gangster can not be tamed
No matter wat GL it's all the same
u can thank our skill for our fame
i know u ain't tryin to mess wit heat
homey i will leave u leaking blood under a seat
GA we the reasone paramedics cleaning the street
When we done wit u u gonna need so much doctors
cuz me and my team get around wit so much choppas
so MA think twice b4 u mess
u cowardly niggas from the west
Cuz u could name the place
the time
th game i will be there spitting my same rhyme                    

[mangoseed_89]

im the nigga from the east that has just been freed
they call me daddy some others call me mangoseed
i dont usually like to get into brawl
but when i do i make them b!tches start to crawl
you can meet me in hq whenever i feel to rumble
when some people play me there spirits start to crumble
they fraid that when we battle
 that they gonna die
they aint no where it from
is it land, sea or sky?
but dont worry
i might give you a chance
yeah right
you can just kiss my @$$..                    

[Shogun]

YAAOOOWW!!!

I'm too much of an illiterate to read this sh!t
i'd rather put in an eminem CD, and listen to a ken kaniff skit
you just got bit, from me, a rabbid, mangee pothound
i'll bite you lyrically, with verbs adjectives and nouns
from the sounds of it, your a little sick of my style
so sick you be coughin up, your lunch, some blood and a little bile
I AINT PLAYIN NO MORE! the controllers on the floor!!
if you wanna battle, we can go fist to fist and then some more
THERE IS NO TEKKEN, THERE IS NOT STREET FIGHTER!
ALL THERE IS IS MY GASOLINE SPIT AND MY LYRICAL FIRE!!
CALL ME "SIRE"! BOW TO THE SHOGUNATE'S RAP EMPIRE
or prepare for torturous pain, like you balls shredded on barb wire!


YEAH!! judges please? a lil rating?                    

[Imperial_X]

That was boss.

But you forget something.

I'm the Imperial and my style is lethal,
Kill you with tactics that were made illegal,
Beat you like my name was Stephen Segal,
I'm the mutha fu*KING, damn right I'm regal,
There's be no sequel, this here is it,
I have no equal, you fools ain't sh!t,
Oh look, I stepped on your weak ass style,
This pains me coz filth stains for a while,
I'm gettin that evil feeling again,
Get to kneeling again,
When you don't see a damn thing coming,
Get your ass runnin,
The men of FEAR are comin,
No telling who's gunnin',
That ain't the extent of your pain so try to stay calm
FEAR buss in here with lyrical napalm,
If you feelin the room gettin warm,
Damn sure this stalker's preppin and A-Bomb.

I'll lyrically nuke your ass,
Even if I go in the blast,
I would have achieved my mission,
To make the world free of sh!tty ass MCs its a worthwhile decision,
Tactically take you out with military precision,
Cut you to pieces with surgical incisions,
I'm someone you pray to worship and envision,
God is speaking here so sit down and listen,
Feel the wrath of a killers,
Lie down and be dead,
From FEAR verbal blood spillers,
Came shots to your head.
How's life now that you've been killed,
How's the wife now, I got her holes filled,
Dont try to answer back, you're just not that skilled
Behold these shoes that will NEVER be filled.                    

[Fault]

Merusho Arazi? What a dumb-a$$ name. You can haul your a$$ oui!
Hoss if Ras is something to you. You have to be on the level below sh!tong too.
FIA? well I can't diss them on the whole... they're a decent crew.
Killa had to be high and f*cked in the mind to sign a loser like you.
Ha "Smash"? The only thing you'll be smashing is your control in this case,
Cuz, dude, don't bother trying to fight us, we already have the deed to your base.
GA? Oh please, what a bag of wimps.
You guys probably have the collective IQ of one of those chimps.
"Junior" in the same sentence with "skill"? Nah, but maybe fame,
You guys have a really huge rep, for being really lame.
"reasone" Dude you can't even spell, much less to rhyme.
Somebody please tell this hopeless nitwit to go knit and stop wasting my time.
"Mangoseed"? The name's perfect for someone who's such a queer little fruit,
I'm sure it's the boys you're in bed with who call you daddy to boot.
Why oh why do you worthless curs insist on challenging FEAR and me?
Eastside, why'd you let your little monkey free?
Shogun that's the best laugh I've had in a while, call you sire?
I'm the Dark Lord bitch, hobble on back to your little shire!
FEAR's firmly holding down the Empire of these lands,
Hello? Doc? seems I got a bit of a cuckoo on my hands...
Go home to your nest, you fatigued little birds,
Before you become casualties of this war of words.                    

[Imperial_X]

Is anyone that is NOT in FEAR worthy to compete?  I mean SERIOUSLY.  

Somebody up the ante, you know, raise the stakes,
Some skill and invention is all it takes,
Half fools on here don't have what it takes,
Children head on home and eat your frosted flakes.                    

[Imperial_X]

hi im ChickenNBeer
i eat chicken and i drink beer!

Nah.  That was just BOSS.  I done for a while.                    

[mangoseed_89]

SHADOW SKILL...                    

[Setsuko]

o wow shogun you're a lyrical master,
and who don't agree cud just drop dead and fester,
i second imperial-that was boss,
so ahem, can i be ur new hoss?
i know i'm an amateur but that's ok cuz,
ur use of the english language makes me think i'm in love...


btw u ever see the shogun series?