*looks up at ShowTime's comment and yawns, throwing him a rose**AWWWYYANNWWNNN* And I think you're cute too...*collapses and goes back into inebriated slumber*
Now now ShowTime. Its not his fault he`s gay........ scratch that man... SPK - Hmmm...... Your probably right.
I AM TWEETY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mr. Ed: Errr....no you're not.Me: Am too!Mr. Ed: Right, You only LOOK like a 6-inch yellow cartoon canary constantly being stalked by a cat without the common sense to realise that a canary won't fulfill the USDA daily recommended requirement of vitamins and minerals. [winks at camera]Me: Well, I can prove it.[dresses up in a gigantic bird costume]Yeah...uhmmm....I tawt I taw a putty tat.Mr. Ed: Ooooohh. Convincing argument, young 'un. [sarcasm]Me: Wow. you really think so? Cause I was thinking I should get into movies-[gets ambushed by hundreds of hungry cats who just happened to be reading this post...don't ask me how or why]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!!Get OFFA ME!!!! MR. ED! TOSS ME A SPEAR!Mr. Ed: Can't. No hands.Me: I hate you. [continues to fight off the starving kitties]Mr. Ed: [holds up a small package saying Mentos] Sponsoring of New Era Outlaw's poor attempts at humor are sponsored by the USDA Dietary Association and Mentos, the Freshmaker!Me: Hey....guy's gotta make a living.[/i]
