Author Topic: Judge orders God to break up into smaller deites (Read 5080 times)

Bob · « **on:** December 26, 2003, 08:00:56 PM »

This is serious guys I cant decide who to pray to.

http://www.theonion.com/onion3803/judge_or...orders_god.html

Carigamers · « **on:** December 26, 2003, 08:00:56 PM »

mangoseed_89 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 26, 2003, 08:20:04 PM »

i find that rather disturbing

bAnDiT · « **Reply #2 on:** December 26, 2003, 08:30:33 PM »

It isn't disturbing it's just thtat one question has to be answered. Has one of those to whom you used to pray betrayed you?
Or was simply a revelation?
These wise hints from some one without a clan holla back at me FOAK or SHADOW SKILL

perfectdrug · « **Reply #3 on:** December 26, 2003, 11:33:03 PM »

...thas rel funny...
...allyuh cyah be takin that seriously...

CRaZyAnGeL · « **Reply #4 on:** December 26, 2003, 11:53:54 PM »

sometimes i does wonder mehself eh Ferpect drugs
i find it hard to believe dat a judge wud actually go an do dat....it jus doesnt make sense unless d judge real bored i guess...or disturbed by god or sumtin...

Carigamers · « **Reply #4 on:** December 26, 2003, 11:53:54 PM »

Bob · « **Reply #5 on:** December 27, 2003, 12:21:39 AM »

LOL its a joke

i really hope none of u took that seriously cuz if u did then i call your intelligence into question

butter_knife · « **Reply #6 on:** December 27, 2003, 12:24:16 AM »

BAH...i wount bother, i'm atheist(spelling?)
i dont believe in GoD
But i believe in CoD

Polios · « **Reply #7 on:** December 27, 2003, 12:24:31 AM »

it is fake, that's real funny
want proof, check it, they interviewed Zeus?? and in Olypia??
but they brave to put it

CRaZyAnGeL · « **Reply #8 on:** December 27, 2003, 02:05:10 AM »

lol everybody shud kno its a joke
who wud trust a site called theonion.com ? LOL
d solid snake one was level jones im serius lol

orginalvexman · « **Reply #9 on:** December 27, 2003, 02:21:29 AM »

is this signs to come of tstt to break up

TrinireturnofGamez · « **Reply #10 on:** December 27, 2003, 02:29:24 AM »

HERESY!!!! i call for any INQUISITION! all who like to bun men alive please join!

/me ties bob to a stake and lights a fire under him.......

Bob · « **Reply #11 on:** December 27, 2003, 02:20:17 PM »

Im immune to fire because of a little pact I made with a certain deity try something else.

Anonymous · « **Reply #12 on:** December 27, 2003, 06:20:03 PM »

very thought-provoking

Bob · « **Reply #13 on:** December 27, 2003, 07:24:09 PM »

Come on people lighten up

I mean even god has a sense of humour look at the duck billed platypus!

perfectdrug · « **Reply #14 on:** December 27, 2003, 08:22:23 PM »

LOL@duck billed plat...

...u shoulda leave it...
...jus to see how many ppl would start to 'lose their religion'...
...man...
...that would have been fun...

~Psycho^Dunpeal~ · « **Reply #15 on:** December 28, 2003, 12:10:52 AM »

drugs... doh even start..... i doubt people would have started to lose their faiths..... come on....

CRaZyAnGeL · « **Reply #16 on:** December 28, 2003, 01:05:25 AM »

u wud b surprised lol
buh for me bein a delinquent catholic i shudnt talk lol
*tinks of other ways to bestow violence onto bob**throws away lighter one time*

Bong53 · « **Reply #17 on:** December 28, 2003, 02:28:06 AM »

The Onion is a parody US newspaper posted by what I think is a college group, a friend of mine once brought a print version to me and I thought it was rather funny. C'mon guys do you think that that could really happen? Check this link and tell me if it is real Jesus dreads his 2003rd birthday

I believe in and folllow Jesus but know that he didn't come back to tell a couple people that he is unhappy about turning 2003.

CRaZyAnGeL · « **Reply #18 on:** December 28, 2003, 02:56:30 AM »

LOL@2003 bday article...."I don't even want to tell you how much water we turned into wine that night"

bored college students lol
nun of those stories r real....its too obviously fake

perfectdrug · « **Reply #19 on:** December 28, 2003, 02:51:16 PM »

drugs...doh even start...

...BLAH BLAH BLAH...
*rolls eyes*

"I can't believe I'm actually turning 2,003 soon. I am seriously getting up there."- Jesus

...and i thought i was getting old...
...damn...

Carigamers · « **Reply #19 on:** December 28, 2003, 02:51:16 PM »

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