Does any1 belive in Santa Clause?!evr believed?

[orginalvexman]

If I caught a fat white man in red creepin around my mc house in de night is level chop.

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[SUPR3M3]

I use to believe in Santa until I was 8.
I sleep all day christmas eve so I will be able to stay up all night.
I pull up one of my gallery chairs and sit down in the gallery and look up at the sky for hours.
I watchin all d stars to see which one moving so I could say daz him.
Hours pass and I aint see nuttin. Parents gone and sleep and ting and I still lookin at the sky.
Sunrise and d man cyah reach yet. I get kinda vex, but I come up with this excuse that he probably cyah reach yet becuase is the whole world he have to travel and I use to get late presents sometimes too.
So christmas night now I setup again lookin for dis man.
NUTTIN!!!
I get blue vex. I tell my mother Santa is a fake, she say "True? But tell me one ting. How yuh neck feelin?"
I get one bad stiff neck after dat.
I still have the medicine bills for ole saint nick d cross.                    

[Evangelion_01]

If I caught a fat white man in red creepin around my mc house in de night is level chop.

ENT! Level mc chopping from a side. Friday After Next scene IYMC. That's prob why he stop comming to Trinidad. He musta get nuff planass from everybody and we eh have no fireplaces                    

[Zero-X]

*looks around thread room*
oh boy, this is seriously out there, but anyway, at least some houses doh have chimneys, but u hadda wonder, how the @$$ a fat man could fit through a small space, fall down, get a fire goin, deliver the gifts and go back the same way...it's phenomenal...but anyway                    

[ARCH_ANGEL]

i would say that j@#u# is the devil before santa or would that get me flamed on the forums lol.... But what can i say i dont believe in santa the folk law one that is If you ask me if i believe that St. Nicholas once lived yes is my answer because if he did not then he would not have been given Saint hood by the roman catholic church

Bishop of Myra in Lycia; died 6 December, 345 or 352. Though he is one of the most popular saints in the Greek as well as the Latin Church, there is scarcely anything historically certain about him except that he was Bishop of Myra in the fourth century.

Some of the main points in his legend are as follows: He was born at Parara, a city of Lycia in Asia Minor; in his youth he made a pilgrimage to Egypt and Palestine; shortly after his return he became Bishop of Myra; cast into prison during the persecution of Diocletian, he was released after the accession of Constantine, and was present at the Council of Nicaea. In 1087 Italian merchants stole his body at Myra, bringing it to Bari in Italy.

The numerous miracles St. Nicholas is said to have wrought, both before and after his death, are outgrowths of a long tradition. There is reason to doubt his presence at Nicaea, since his name is not mentioned in any of the old lists of bishops that attended this council. His cult in the Greek Church is old and especially popular in Russia. As early as the sixth century Emperor Justinian I built a church in his honour at Constantinople, and his name occurs in the liturgy ascribed to St. Chrysostom. In Italy his cult seems to have begun with the translation of his relics to Bari, but in Germany it began already under Otto II, probably because his wife Theophano was a Grecian. Bishop Reginald of Eichstaedt (d. 991) is known to have written a metric, "Vita S. Nicholai." The course of centuries has not lessened his popularity. The following places honour him as patron: Greece, Russia, the Kingdom of Naples, Sicily, Lorraine, the Diocese of Liège; many cities in Italy, Germany, Austria, and Belgium; Campen in the Netherlands; Corfu in Greece; Freiburg in Switzerland; and Moscow in Russia. He is patron of mariners, merchants, bakers, travellers, children, etc. His representations in art are as various as his alleged miracles. In Germany, Switzerland, and the Netherlands, they have the custom of making him the secret purveyor of gifts to children on 6 December, the day on which the Church celebrates his feast; in the United States and some other countries St. Nicholas has become identified with Santa Claus who distributes gifts to children on Christmas eve. His relics are still preserved in the church of San Nicola in Bari; up to the present day an oily substance, known as Manna di S. Nicola, which is highly valued for its medicinal powers, is said to flow from them.                    

[~*Ashiee*~]

If I caught a fat white man in red creepin around my mc house in de night is level chop.

ENT! Level mc chopping from a side. Friday After Next scene IYMC. That's prob why he stop comming to Trinidad. He musta get nuff planass from everybody and we eh have no fireplaces

so allyuh would not invite him in for milk and cookies??

shame on allyuh

shameeee!!!!!!! :-?

lol                    

[Chaos]

There is No santa.                    

[androsovic]

Santa is a mc                    

[Chaos]

A fat white man, in a a red costume flying around on a sleigh????come on.                    

[carlsberg]

u must understand.....
dere are differnt time zones
and gliches in d matrix dat allows him 2 do wat he does
u peeps shud watch more TV
and yall u say :SANTA=SATAN
wat bout St. nick
and Cris Cringle
and d other names???                    

[androsovic]

carlseberg quit while u ahead                    

[PapaSmurf]

Andro and Chaos starting to share one brain

I believe in Santa Claus, in the spirit of giving.                    

[androsovic]

what the devil do you mean?                    

[Zero]

Bah Humbug :santa2:                    

[Rock_Angel]

st nicholas.....he brought presents to lil children in his village looooooong time ago and he used to dress in the red and stuff and has deers and stuff and thatz how the legend stayed wit us.....he may be real here still or may not be..........itz all in the uknown to us                    

[InFamOus]

>Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land
>Not a person was sleepy, not even the weed man
>The .38 millimeter was loaded with care
>In hopes that St. Nicholas would soon be here
>
>Out on the front there arose such a clatter
>I ran with the gun to see what was the matter
>Away to the window, I flew like a flash
>This bandit would get hot lead in his ass!
>I opened the back door and went outside
>I crept behind a water tank to hide.
>What I saw brought fear to my heart.
>There were eight flying ramgoats, and an old cart
>When I saw the driver, I said "Oh shite!
>That sonuvabiatch must be St. Nick!"
>
>
>More rapid than eagles the ramgoats came
>And he whistled, and cussed, and called them by name:
>"Now, Spranger! now, Smoker! now Itchin' and Scratchin'!
>On, Beppin' ! on, Cloutin'! on Bitchin' and Naggin'!
>To the top of the roof! So much presents to tote!
>And all of a sudden I feelin' for a smoke!"
>The arrival of Santa was a great dream to me.
>I looked up and shouted, "Aye! What de scene?"
>Santa said, "There's no chimney. I'm all out of luck!"
>I said, " This is Trinidad, you stupid foak!
>Yuh ramgoats better not shit on my roof!"
>Santa jumped down, and fell with a loud BOOF!
>
>When I saw his face, I nearly got a heart attack.
>The rumours were right. Santa Claus is BLACK!!!
>He was dressed in all mink, from head to feet.
>There was gold, silver AND platinum in his teeth.
>He really looked like a pimp for so
>'Cause he was only saying " HO, HO, HO!"
>A bundle of presents he had flung on his back
>He looked like a Boboshanti selling nuts in a pack
>
>His cheeks were puffy, his eyes were red.
>The man had a big afro on his head!
>He had a bullfrog face and a big pot belly
>And he had a silver chain ------- an imitation "NELLY".
>I said, " If this is really Santa Claus here,
>Then tell me all the things I wanted LAST YEAR!"
>Santa skinned up his face and said , " Let's see,
>You wanted clothes, a mansion, cars and money,
>Shoes, a job, a gyul, an XBOX with games,
>A pool, a big stereo and some platinum chains
>And finally, just to sound "Christmasy"
>A partridge in a pear tree, whatever that be."
>
>"You forgot my gifts!" ,I shouted, "You had to be crazy!"
>"I was gonna bring them", he said, "but I was feelin' lazy!
>Anyways, I heard Trinidad have the best ganja.
>So give a little sample to jolly old Santa!"
>I gave him "a sample", nicely rolled in brown
>I told him, "This is the best SMOKE in town"
>"As the natives say", said Santa, "gimme the light!"
>I lit the fuse-----------this would foak him up right!
>"What's the name of this?", said Santa, "I got to have some!"
>"This", said I, "is what the natives call A SCRATCHBOMB!!"
>
>The explosion startled the dotish old elf
>I pulled out the gun and said, "Go foak yuhself!"
>I shot him in the feet, and called out my peeps.
>With cutlasses, we planassed him in the street
>Even the weed man, with happy refrain,
>Shouted happily, "I sprang Santa chain!!"
>
>To finish the job, and feeling real dread,
>We stretched his boxers right over his head.
>We reached for his sack, our hearts filled with glee
>We'll be the richest niggas in the country!!
>My peeps came back with a coalpot, and say:
>"We eating flying ramgoat on Christmas Day! Yay!!"
>And then we all shouted, as Santa ran into the night:
>"Merry Christmas to you. Now get the foak out meh sight!!"


a little comic relief  
 

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[InFamOus]

no i do not believe in santa and i never have                    

[Imperial_X]

I belive.  I believe.  I believe.

Now can this fool enter my house so I can rob him?                    

[InFamOus]

lol@imperial x                    

[mandy]

I never believed in santa
whether I was good or bad I got gifts on Christmas Day