Author Topic: maxi taxi stories (Read 9094 times)

DEATH · « **on:** November 08, 2003, 04:36:42 AM »

what is the funniest story you have ever heard toe people talkin about in a maxi taxi

Carigamers · « **on:** November 08, 2003, 04:36:42 AM »

Waggy · « **Reply #1 on:** November 08, 2003, 10:51:52 AM »

I didnt hear anyone say anything funny in a maxi really.
But wome crazy sh*t happened to me once.
A friend and I jump in the maxi in Cane Farm and was heading Curepe.
I went in first and see this sweet girl (it was night eh)
So I sit next to her and my friend gone in de back.
Whole ride I hearin this man snickerin and holdin back a laugh and I wanna know what he laughin at. When we reach Curepe now, we jump out and so did the girl. Then I see what my friend was snickerin at. It was a man, and he went in that funny bar next to Selwyn's. He couldn't hold it anymore. Than man lean up on FPM door and lauhg at me for about 5 minutes. And I hadda stand and take it for bein so blind.

androsovic · « **Reply #2 on:** November 08, 2003, 11:05:53 AM »

WAYYYYYY!!!!
anyways,once i went in a maxi and this woman took it upon herself to rub her belly.i was extremely freaked out man.apparently she was pregnant but still.u had to be there

orginalvexman · « **Reply #3 on:** November 08, 2003, 11:23:41 AM »

ah hear this story from a friend

they tell me when the y was come ing from school
meh friend she is a good looking reds 3 of them went in the maxi allyuh know she fly in the front of the maxi when meh friend ask her why the man who was sitting next to her was "spanking the monkey" meh friend point theat pout to meh other from and they tell me he watch and screw he face and still sit down wright next to the man

androsovic · « **Reply #4 on:** November 08, 2003, 11:25:57 AM »

OH GEEEEEEEED!both of them men need to be shot hoss.that rell mc nasty

Carigamers · « **Reply #4 on:** November 08, 2003, 11:25:57 AM »

dfectus · « **Reply #5 on:** November 08, 2003, 03:17:08 PM »

so was like rel sweet and ting. so i was like hey and she was like what....then i said hi and she was like oh ok........then she was like bye and i was like :-( :-( :-(

CRaZyAnGeL · « **Reply #6 on:** November 08, 2003, 04:23:15 PM »

was limin late in POS after bishops party...an we was waitin for a maxi in city gate afterwards....bout 40 ppl waitin.....1 maxi finally reach...LOL...men jump thru d back windows an ting to get into d maxi an den d rest of dey crew didnt get in so dey had to come out of d maxi anyway LOL

Ninja644 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 09, 2003, 02:45:55 AM »

Hear a story bout a boy an a girl m*********** with each other in the back of the maxi. Meh breadrin was sitting down in the back seat with them. Them thought home boy was sleeping, but in reality, he just had his sockmoff pulled down over he eyes and he watch the whole scene playoff.
NASTY SCHOOL CHIRREN!

vinion2000 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 10, 2003, 02:20:03 PM »

i remember i was in a maxi heading to school. on my ways to school you know there are always the frontseat gyul. well on this particular day a so called frontseat gyul decide she granting oral favours. well all we could do is laugh while the girls sneer and hissed. well appernently after receiving a internal whitewash we reach the school entrance where the girl promptly jumped out, saw her boy friend and give him a loving kiss. proof that woman bad!!!

~*Ashiee*~ · « **Reply #9 on:** November 11, 2003, 10:53:01 AM »

when someone on their cell phone and talking real loud about their worries, etc.

when the maxi driver low down the music and talking on his cell phone is even worse lol

Rampage · « **Reply #10 on:** November 13, 2003, 12:56:30 AM »

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so was like rel sweet and ting. so i was like hey and she was like what....then i said hi and she was like oh ok........then she was like bye and i was like :-( :-( :-(

LOL
WAHAHHAAAA
you is real jones oui. i hadda save that quote yes. infact you mind if i put that on the front page quotes?

perfectdrug · « **Reply #11 on:** November 13, 2003, 02:43:09 PM »

soo...
...after 6:30am iz rel pressure to get a maxi in maloney...
...so, is rel rush...and this small maxi pull up...
...i get in after rel ppl and the only seat is in the back...
...so...
...i sit down and there is a bag on the seat...
...so i start to wonder hdmc this bag get here...
...so i say, "who bag is this?"
...and some man from outside the maxi say it was he own...

...hehehehe...
apparantly he throw the bag in to save he seat...
...oh shucks...
...hehehe...

...my fren and i rel crack up....
hehehehe

Loser · « **Reply #12 on:** November 13, 2003, 03:45:50 PM »

there was this one time that i was going to school...to arima... so i late and it raining... i flag down a maxi... had to RUN to get it,push meh way through five or so pplto get in
the door...almost ready to sit down in the nice aircondition offered by that maxi and de conductor say" maloney breds"....

perfectdrug · « **Reply #13 on:** November 13, 2003, 03:51:37 PM »

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there was this one time that i was going to school...to arima... so i late and it raining... i flag down a maxi... had to RUN to get it,push meh way through five or so pplto get in
the door...almost ready to sit down in the nice aircondition offered by that maxi and de conductor say\" maloney breds\"....

that REL kicksee...i fall off mih damn chair laughing...
...hehehe...
...hardluck dey hoss...
...hehe...

gorgonmaster · « **Reply #14 on:** November 15, 2003, 02:49:44 AM »

one time meh padna an me was travellin hom from school...an it only had 2 seats the end seat in front the maxi nex to a sweet girl an one directly behind...so meh padna sit nex to the sweeet girl....an i sit down behind...an the conductor biggin up meh padna an the driver coz the nex to the sweet girl...an when the girl drop out...meh padna an the driver start to cuss an say that stink girl only fartin up the maxi....

~Psycho^Dunpeal~ · « **Reply #15 on:** November 15, 2003, 02:55:39 AM »

yeah.. ah does HATE when that does happen!!! steups......

hiddenagenda · « **Reply #16 on:** November 15, 2003, 07:51:03 AM »

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one time meh padna an me was travellin hom from school...an it only had 2 seats the end seat in front the maxi nex to a sweet girl an one directly behind...so meh padna sit nex to the sweeet girl....an i sit down behind...an the conductor biggin up meh padna an the driver coz the nex to the sweet girl...an when the girl drop out...meh padna an the driver start to cuss an say that stink girl only fartin up the maxi....

AHAHHAHAHAHA
Oh god alya jokey oui
/me only traveled in a maxi 3 times in his LIFE

~Psycho^Dunpeal~ · « **Reply #17 on:** December 07, 2003, 05:22:32 PM »

well uy still do better than my fren... he went back to his frens after a b'day lime by me and he was boastin that he travel to arima....... in a maxi.... on the MAIN road........ TWICE!!!!!!! boastin u know, like string, strong.... an the ting is, he frens and dem was like all in awe an ting... that REAL pitiful.....

SPK · « **Reply #18 on:** December 07, 2003, 06:13:04 PM »

lol.....whey dem ppl living???

Westmoorings???

As if is anything big to travel to arima via main rd....

Unless all the other ppl only accostomed to going where their parents does look to take them....

KillZone · « **Reply #19 on:** December 07, 2003, 07:52:40 PM »

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that stinkin girl only fartin up the maxi....

that happen to me already. it was a sweet red gul and she was only leaning to left and squeezy them off. they was sounding like a m4 with plenty base. is was only ......poom poom poom poom poom poom and perrrrrrrrrrrrrrr perrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............and the maxi was full too with all the windows closed because off the rain. i wanted to dead that day

Carigamers · « **Reply #19 on:** December 07, 2003, 07:52:40 PM »

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