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« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2003, 09:27:00 PM »
wait wait wait

u coulda hear it??

she didn't feel shame??                    

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« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2003, 09:44:35 PM »
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wait wait wait

u coulda hear it??

she didn't feel shame??



yes...... i wanted to laugh so bad and the fella next to she on the other side was biting he lip .                    

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« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2003, 09:48:13 PM »
hahaha but it was smelling stinky?

or was it bearable?                    

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« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2003, 09:54:37 PM »
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that happen to me already. it was a sweet red gul and she was only leaning to left and squeezy them off. they was sounding like a m4 with plenty base. is was only ......poom poom poom poom poom poom and perrrrrrrrrrrrrrr perrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............and the maxi was full too with all the windows closed because off the rain. i wanted to dead that day

NAH tha real funny jed, OH LAWD, i nearly fall of my chair dey oui                    

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« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2003, 09:55:57 PM »
it was like eggs and gas                    

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« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2003, 10:01:22 PM »
>_<

eggs and gas??

omg i doh care if it was me i woulda take the rain and run out that maxi                    

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« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2003, 10:09:58 PM »
i cry wit joy after i jump out that maxi. because of that i does only go in a maxi and have them single seats                    

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« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2003, 12:24:19 PM »
:lol:
me aint know what it is wit people and fartin in maxi when all the windows close
Endless maxi woes for me this is one...

coming home from school ah day me and my cousin jump in dis maxi going diego
only school children in the maxi and he take off
he going good all d time but as soon as dat man hit d highway if you see zest.
maxi all over d highway, he driving inbetween two cars dat side by side and going over hump without slowing down so the maxi flying up in the air and slammin down
I sit down in there with my eye wide open and thinking WTF!!!!
when i look across at my cousin she laughin and ting
i ask she what d hell wrong wit you
she say dis maxi mad and lauhgin
now dis little boy sit down in d back by the big window and the driver take one sharp turn and half d boy body outside d maxi my cousin grab he foot and pull him back in. and d ting is BOTH AH DEM LAUHGIN LIKE IT WAS AH JOKE!!!
I sayin to myself buh wha d mc!!!
when he reach on d main road and slow down everybody in d maxi start to clap and goin blow blow
i was still holdin on to my seat and my eyes so -> :shock:
when people dropin out dey givin d maxi conductor 5 and bounce
when i run out d maxi i turn to d conductor and say all yuh is mad mofo's

like everybody in dat maxi was high except me.                    


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« Reply #28 on: December 08, 2003, 12:36:35 PM »
dred i know the feeling . when i leaving school and the maxi on the main roda them men does squeezz bettween cars soo close . and when they making them corners they does pull that wheel HARD causeing u to squezzz up ppl                    

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« Reply #29 on: December 08, 2003, 09:04:28 PM »
anybody know what it like to get run from the 'guard' on platform 2...
...he does feel he have rel rank cuz he holding a walkie-talkie jed...                    
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« Reply #30 on: December 09, 2003, 01:28:57 AM »
yeah, i learn to work AROUND the guard... is like whenever u at the back of the platform, he'll rush you into a maxi or carry u upstairs, but if u up in front he'll pass u straight...
so well, i used to be liming and stuf strong strong in the back leaning on a pole, but i used to have look-outs and stuff tellin meh if he comin or not. so when we get the signal, the whole group used to move like clockwork and disperse into smaller factions each in turn moving briskly into positions between a clip of old people on the stand...... then we'd wait until we get teh clear adn he left and re-assume the position on the post.....
dread eh? is like ah only get catch once and he was carryin me and four girls from meh clip - along wit sum other unlucky dude,  upstairs to take our names and schools such as to inform them.......
well if u see, is like it had some maxi's that were lined up but the doors were closed cause he tell them close it nah.... when lo and behold, two maxi men start to cuss and get on(ah talkin BIG fight eh) and the gurad start to rush off an tell us to stay there - YEAH RIGHT!!! is like histeria maxi conductor open up the doors and let we in (all cept the other fella cause he actually stand there waitin...dumb...) and the maxi man drive down to the end to load......
so well, even though ah get catch we still get off...... THAT is skill!!!! or luck....same difference                    

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« Reply #31 on: December 09, 2003, 12:54:14 PM »
yeh jed had a time on platform 2 wit dat man. i fell he drawers tight or sumin.he carry me upstairs an a fat lady come out to talk to meh sayin sumin bout how i would fail in life blah blah blah for limin on d taxi stand.shetell me if i doh go to skool i go end up havin a $#!++y job an ting na.i jus say 'what u talkin bout jed? look where u workin' afta dat she lemme go.                    

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« Reply #32 on: December 09, 2003, 01:06:43 PM »
SUPR3M3 boy that is pressuah

them maxi men does real drive crazy but if i was u i woulda tell him smething                    

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« Reply #33 on: December 09, 2003, 02:06:27 PM »
Another one..

We jump in a maxi to go home but it didn't have plenty people on d stand so it was just had me, my cousin and her friend
We going down d road good good den just so d conductor turn to we and say
heat wha nah, we hatta go down in d police station so all yuh hatta get out here
mind you this is by flower mills when everybody going home
how d hell we suppose to get transport from there?
we come out d maxi and stand up in front flower mills
when we look across d road now d same maxi going back in town and give us a signal how he coming back for we
we say scene so we waiting
a few minutes later he come back up d road maxi full and he speed pass we and laughin
we feel real shame
we aint get nuttin til' after 6                    


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« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2003, 02:09:31 PM »
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Another one..

We jump in a maxi to go home but it didn't have plenty people on d stand so it was just had me, my cousin and her friend
We going down d road good good den just so d conductor turn to we and say  
heat wha nah, we hatta go down in d police station so all yuh hatta get out here
mind you this is by flower mills when everybody going home
how d hell we suppose to get transport from there?
we come out d maxi and stand up in front flower mills
when we look across d road now d same maxi going back in town and give us a signal how he coming back for we
we say scene so we waiting
a few minutes later he come back up d road maxi full and he speed pass we and laughin
we feel real shame
we aint get nuttin til' after 6


dat is REAL wickedness!!! lol!!! i cyah believe allyuh fall for that.. ah maxi man try to do me that once but i MADE sure they oranize ah next one for me one time cause they LOVE to mess wit young children....                    

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« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2003, 02:09:31 PM »

 


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