Author Topic: What If (Read 72457 times)

Saxito Pau · « **Reply #300 on:** February 16, 2007, 07:10:41 PM »

Quote from: Apprentice on February 16, 2007, 02:29:28 PM

lol nope d man THOUGHT he had gas but there was more...dude messed himself yo...an was so sad cause d man feelin bad and didn't move jus stinking up d place an d whole clase on d corridor laffin so all of us dat went outside and laughed got detention..what a day that was..lol

Sounds like something that would happen in Fatima College based on what I've heard of the school.. Thas real crap..I'd have brought my parents to challenge that bs.... I not taking no MC weekend detention over flatulency!!

Carigamers · « **Reply #300 on:** February 16, 2007, 07:10:41 PM »

Apprentice · « **Reply #301 on:** February 17, 2007, 12:32:14 PM »

yea well...i mean went St Anthony's so was more of a lime really...u came wrote lines and that was the end of detention....only dull part was havin to be travelling on Sat in your school clothes but no scn neways cause like I said..was St Anthony's....da was a style...we wanted to come back next week as well

Prob should have asked the guy to mess himself again???

Cross · « **Reply #302 on:** February 17, 2007, 12:38:17 PM »

What if you deck out (dress up nice) in yuour newest levi jeans and white t-shirt with your new suede (which ever brand you like) and going to meet someone special......and a drunk man in a bar run outside and vomit on you?

what if yuh back seize up trying to buss a 'hott wuk'.....whine

daniboy79 · « **Reply #303 on:** February 17, 2007, 01:27:24 PM »

Quote from: Apprentice on February 17, 2007, 12:32:14 PM

yea well...i mean went St Anthony's so was more of a lime really...u came wrote lines and that was the end of detention....only dull part was havin to be travelling on Sat in your school clothes but no scn neways cause like I said..was St Anthony's....da was a style...we wanted to come back next week as well

Prob should have asked the guy to mess himself again???

Jesus!! lol ...I remember when suspension in St. Anthony's was 'internal suspension'

...waz de sense breakin biche den gettin call back for suspension (St. Anthony's way, steups)

...what if yuh used to break biche before de bell even ring by jumpin dong in de river behind St. Anthiny's, and ah teacher spot yuh? should you really get in trouble? cuz you leave before de Firts bell even ring?

Apprentice · « **Reply #304 on:** February 17, 2007, 02:08:24 PM »

What if yuh duck school in St Anthony's spot d teacher commin tru the bush...hide in d drain under d road before he could see you and d man go park on top of us and say come out for under the road...Clark Kent??? I eh know how he saw us to this day..cause we saw him through the bush and he park on top us in d road an tell we come out...real heights

Carigamers · « **Reply #304 on:** February 17, 2007, 02:08:24 PM »

SeXiE_ToY · « **Reply #305 on:** February 17, 2007, 02:14:05 PM »

Quote from: Cross on February 17, 2007, 12:38:17 PM

What if you deck out (dress up nice) in yuour newest levi jeans and white t-shirt with your new suede (which ever brand you like) and going to meet someone specail......and a drunk man in a bar run outside and vomit on you?

what if yuh back seize up trying to buss a 'hott wuk'.....whine

I would beat his drunk @$$ senseless, till he gets sober and clean me up

- and about that 'hot wuk'..dammm lol i would jus pretend to be doing ah different dance
-what if your significant other called your phone and changed his/her voice, and you're thinking was someone else and start talking
stuff you shouldn't be talking about with a friend...

Cross · « **Reply #306 on:** February 17, 2007, 02:33:40 PM »

Quote from: SeXiE_ToY on February 17, 2007, 02:14:05 PM

I would beat his drunk @$$ senseless, till he gets sober and clean me up
- and about that 'hot wuk'..dammm lol i would jus pretend to be doing ah different dance
-what if your significant other called your phone and changed his/her voice, and you're thinking was someone else and start talking
stuff you shouldn't be talking about with a friend...

lol then you should complain about him being a fool and say you knew it was him and yuh was testing him and he should never do it again or he will become the significant other......happened to me once..

What?

daniboy79 · « **Reply #307 on:** February 17, 2007, 02:34:54 PM »

Quote from: SeXiE_ToY on February 17, 2007, 02:14:05 PM

-what if your significant other called your phone and changed his/her voice, and you're thinking was someone else and start talking
stuff you shouldn't be talking about with a friend...

Naughty NAUGHTY!!

...what if yuh had NO gas in yuh car, and you had to stay home all weekend

not me! cuz i ALWAYS fill up before the weekend! (for the very latest Friday mornin)

Cross · « **Reply #308 on:** February 17, 2007, 02:42:42 PM »

Quote from: daniboy79 on February 17, 2007, 02:34:54 PM

...what if yuh had NO gas in yuh car, and you had to stay home all weekend
not me! cuz i ALWAYS fill up before the weekend! (for the very latest Friday mornin)

Punk.....only punks fill up whenever there isn't a gas shortage...real gangstas wait till there is a shortage to line up in a loooooooooooooooooooooooooong line to get gas......lol jus playing man you should've told me that a while ago....who knew them ppl would choose this of all weekends to strike.....grrrrrrr........

What if you walking outside licking an ice cream and see a dog peeing on your new set of 18" high reflection chrome rims?

daniboy79 · « **Reply #309 on:** February 17, 2007, 02:46:12 PM »

Quote from: Cross on February 17, 2007, 02:42:42 PM

Quote from: daniboy79 on February 17, 2007, 02:34:54 PM

...what if yuh had NO gas in yuh car, and you had to stay home all weekend
not me! cuz i ALWAYS fill up before the weekend! (for the very latest Friday mornin)

Punk.....only punks fill up whenever there isn't a gas shortage...real gangstas wait till there is a shortage to line up in a loooooooooooooooooooooooooong line to get gas......lol jus playing man you should've told me that a while ago....who knew them ppl would choose this of all weekends to strike.....grrrrrrr........

What if you walking outside licking an ice cream and see a dog peeing on your new set of 18" high reflection chrome rims?

HAHAHAHA!! my man, i ALWAYS expect NP to strike on de weekends, lol ...so i make sure to beat dem at dat game!
whole weekend i drivin 'round in A/C

EmpireKing · « **Reply #310 on:** February 17, 2007, 03:32:11 PM »

ah wud pelt d dog wit d ice cream

what if you found out thta choclate was really dog sh1t

Cross · « **Reply #311 on:** February 17, 2007, 03:51:47 PM »

Quote from: EmpireKing on February 17, 2007, 03:32:11 PM

ah wud pelt d dog wit d ice cream

what if you found out thta choclate was really dog sh1t

WHY CADBURY WHYY!!!!!

Spazosaurus · « **Reply #312 on:** February 17, 2007, 04:13:19 PM »

Quote from: Apprentice on February 17, 2007, 02:08:24 PM

What if yuh duck school in St Anthony's spot d teacher commin tru the bush...hide in d drain under d road before he could see you and d man go park on top of us and say come out for under the road...Clark Kent??? I eh know how he saw us to this day..cause we saw him through the bush and he park on top us in d road an tell we come out...real heights

Something similar to that happened to a bunch of u when we went Anthony's too. A teacher name Mr. Roberts. He does do all them kinna mad ting.

Apprentice · « **Reply #313 on:** February 17, 2007, 07:14:23 PM »

What if it had a war between teachers and students after a fella in yuh class real fight with Mr. Mark and Mr. Roberts try to part it and get real blows too(that really did happen tho)...

What if it really had a war tho...cause a man real scratch Mrs Daniels car as well

What if I see Mrs Daniels for Carnival an tief ah small wine..cyah get detention nemore now can we...

Spazosaurus · « **Reply #314 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:52:28 PM »

Quote from: Apprentice on February 17, 2007, 07:14:23 PM

What if it had a war between teachers and students after a fella in yuh class real fight with Mr. Mark and Mr. Roberts try to part it and get real blows too(that really did happen tho)...

What if it really had a war tho...cause a man real scratch Mrs Daniels car as well

What if I see Mrs Daniels for Carnival an tief ah small wine..cyah get detention nemore now can we...

Mrs Daniels was indeed pretty hot, but probably not as hot as Miss Celestin.