Memorable and/or funny game lines and quotes

[Red Paradox]

Some video games has funny @$$ lines and quotes. They may be cheesy or seriously catchy. Nevertheless.....post quotes which you find funny or intimidating...

Samples:
"You must defeat master Sheng Long to stand a chance" Ryu (Street Fighter II)
".....neither enemy nor friend, I am back from a world where such words are meaningless." Grey Fox (Metal Gear Solid)
"The moon will shine and we'll still be waiting on your @$$" Cid Highwind (Final Fantasy VII)
"You weak pathetic fool" Shao Kahn (Mortal Kombat II)
"Keep up mother****er!" Ryder (Grand Theft Auto San Andreas)
"Women have more hiding places than men..." Meryl Silverburgh (Metal Gear Solid)
"If it pleases you" Krobelus (Warcraft 3 DOTA)

[Crixx_Creww]

" I am a DREAD LORD not a DRUG LORD" -Nevermore WC3 FT DOTA lololololololol

"Do not run, we are your friends" Squee and spleen, dota lol lol

"Its time to kick @$$ and chew bubble gum, and iam all outta bubble gum" Duke Nukem

[vivman1107]

Jak II

[after Krew gives Jak an mission in the sewers]
Jak: Great, more mucking in the mud...
Daxter: I hate to burst your bathtub bubbles baby, but that ain't just mud down there.

Pecker: I am Pecker! Yes, yes, I know, my mother, she was... very vindictive.

[Arcmanov]

The Avengers (arcade)

Red Skull: 'YOU CANNOT ESCAPE!!!'

Avengers: 'YOU will be the one escaping!!!'   

1st time i saw that, i was like 'WTF!!?' and burst out laughing.

[AR!Ø]

After a monk has been brutally impaled through the head and torso, then set on fire by baraka:
Liu Kang : "Are you all right??"

Zabuza :"Yeaaahhhh!!" (in d game)
Sarutobi: "whaaaatt!"   (in d game)
ten-ten : "ok!"     (in d anime)

Kratos, after killing the hydra boss: "I didn't come for you"
-Anything that Gordan Freeman says
Yoshimitsu : Namu namu namu namu namu!
Colonel Volgin :"Hmm? Major, what are you doing here? I thought I told you to wait in my room...Hmm? You're not Ivan!"
Luis Sera : 'I see the president has equipped his daughter...with ballistics"

[spinner]

"Hmm? just a box...'' - any random solider that sees u in a box- Metal Gear Solid
''I...dont usualy do this''- Queen of Pain WC3
''The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference'' - G-man HL2
''In politics, today's friend can be your enemy tomorrow'' - The Boss MGS3
''It is my turn to protect you'' - Ninja Raiden MGS4
" Raiden, whats going on? Raiden? RAIDEN!?!!!" - Snake after Raiden dies or fails an objective MGS2 Substance
"There....try recharging now, sparky!" - SpiderMan 2 (PS)
"Believe it!" -Naruto (game)

[rb]

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice.

[Imperial_X]

LMAO

[Arcmanov]

Yeah, well I think 'all your base are belong to us' is the most famous, but I think the thread starter was referring to games that YOU actually played.

[greyfox]

from mgs 1 for the PS1

GrayFox : Snake, we're not tools of the government or anyone else! Fighting
                was the only thing... the only thing I was good at, but... At least
                I always fought for what I believed in... Snake... farewell.


Solid Snake and Liquid before the fist fight

Liquid   : Isn't it reason enough? For warriors such as us.

Snake    : I don't want that kind of world!

Liquid   : Ha! You lie! So why are you here then? Why do you continue to
           follow your orders while your superiors betray you? Why did you
           come here?

Snake    : ......

Liquid   : Well... I'll tell you then. You enjoy all the killing, that's why.

Snake    : What!

Liquid   : Are you dnying it? Haven't you already killed most of my comrades?

Snake    : That was...

Liquid   : I watched your face when you did it. It was filled with the joy of
           battle.

Snake    : You're wrong!

Liquid   : There's a killer inside you... You don't have to deny it. We were
           created to be that way


And just one more mgs quote from the top of my head

Snake     : I never forget a lady.

Meryl     : So there's something you like about me, huh?

Snake     : Yeah, you've got a great butt.

what a smooth talked snake is with the ladiesXD

[rb]

and what makes u think i didnt play zero wing arcman ? i ain't no fanboy

[AR!Ø]

"I heard it was amazing when the famous purple stuffed rabbit in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on hara kiri rock. I need scissors. 61!" Colonel Ray Campbell (Arsenal Gear) - MGS2

[New Era Outlaw]

" I want to know about bears and RABBITS." - Batman, Batman Begins-The Game. LAWD, I had a field day on that one.

[TrinireturnofGamez]

'' Rise and shine mister freeman ,

Not that we wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job ,

no one is more deserving of a rest,

and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste unless..

Lets just say your time has come again,

the right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world..

So..

Wake up mister freeman , wake up , and smell the ashes '' - The gman ,  Few games could come up with an ominous sounding intro thats totally relavent to the story , its like poetry.

[AR!Ø]

"by the gods! there's a psycopath on the loose!" - civilians after being attacked for no reason, elder scrolls IV oblivion

[Red Paradox]

from mgs 1 for the PS1

GrayFox : Snake, we're not tools of the government or anyone else! Fighting
                was the only thing... the only thing I was good at, but... At least
                I always fought for what I believed in... Snake... farewell.


Solid Snake and Liquid before the fist fight

Liquid   : Isn't it reason enough? For warriors such as us.

Snake    : I don't want that kind of world!

Liquid   : Ha! You lie! So why are you here then? Why do you continue to
           follow your orders while your superiors betray you? Why did you
           come here?

Snake    : ......

Liquid   : Well... I'll tell you then. You enjoy all the killing, that's why.

Snake    : What!

Liquid   : Are you dnying it? Haven't you already killed most of my comrades?

Snake    : That was...

Liquid   : I watched your face when you did it. It was filled with the joy of
           battle.

Snake    : You're wrong!

Liquid   : There's a killer inside you... You don't have to deny it. We were
           created to be that way


And just one more mgs quote from the top of my head

Snake     : I never forget a lady.

Meryl     : So there's something you like about me, huh?

Snake     : Yeah, you've got a great butt.

what a smooth talked snake is with the ladiesXD

Snake is a boss...

here's another fave..
Lance Vance "no one can save your @$$ now eh Tommy?"
Tommy Vercetti "You going down you backstabbing p****!"-Grand Theft Auto Vice City

[Qloxx]

Dont     go through that door - Barry Resedent evil1 ps
Cor blimey -Angus from Dragon quest 8 ps2

[Red Paradox]

"'The things that I want' by Max Payne...
a smoke...a whisky....for the sun to shine....for me to forget...
for my wife and baby girl  back....unlimited ammo and a license to kill....
but now more than anything I wanted her..." Max Payne narrating (Max Payne 2 The Fall of Max Payne)

[wesleigh]

FULL THROTTLE

whenever u try to make him pick up stuff that worthless he wud say:
 "i dont collect art....and i dont collect whatever dat is"

[Crixx_Creww]

"Brave are those who know everything and fear nothing" -Eldar DOW dark crusade

"Heresy grows from idleness"-Eldar DOW  Dark Crusade

"Walk softly and carry a big gun" Human Commander dude. DOW