Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?

[Arcmanov]

why anyone would compare himself to a f4g king is beyond me....

No need to get so emotional hoss.  If you knew me, you would know that its a joke.
That aside, you DO realize its a joke right?

[rb]

lol yes i do

[Berzerk]

when this happens....


http://episteme.arstechnica.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/39309975/m/689004584831

[W1nTry]

When Sax thinks someone else rebuttal 'easily' dispatched my reply (inspite of him agreeing with me as well in certain cases), pulease...
When ppl think is a big deal if I name a pic *enternamehere*isgay when is kix and Arc and I cool (speaking of which, GOW tonight?)
When Arc hadda point out is kix to ppl....

[BloodWar]

- When i dont even know arc and i could tell is kix he on lol
- When Musicspot online better than i thought
- When Musicspot online have no button to click " show new replys to your posts " ( someone please explain to apprentice how to do this as im lazy XD )
- When a man stickin with gettin my final fantasy XII i done gettin it late as is

[rb]

when people  cant pick up on sarcasm

[BloodWar]

- When someone doesnt realize that u cant use a sarcastic voice while typing
- When i just found out money is the root of all evils and im prepared to cleanse all gatt members so please feel free to give me all your money

[Synchronomyst]

- When someone doesnt realize that u cant use a sarcastic voice while typing

Of course you can't pick up a sarcastic tone while typing. Whatever would make people believe such a thing? I mean, s**t, it's not like things like diction and context can ever possibly assist in emboldening sarcasm via text. That is just simple impossible! ABSURD EVEN!

 

[BloodWar]

now certain sarcasm is easily made clear

[Nephilim]

when yuh go by ah man, see ah BESS game and ask for a bligh and..

he hand you a greasy grimy controller...

GOOD GOD MAN, KEEP YUH $4!T CLEAN!!!

haven't you heard of preventative maintainence?
i.e. use a f---ing wet cloth or sum to clean it nuh and upkeep yuh property so i doh have to shame yuh in front yuh gyul yuh nasty mofo

pet peeve? yes.

[Gambitt]

@ Gambitt see post 1906 and use another color besides green next time, its catch @$$ to read against this color background.

@W1nTry:

Colour changed, if maroon does not suit, please feel free to edit to suitable colour other than yellow. I saw post 1906 however it still referred to an apartment complex (as opposed to a row of town houses, where they did not actually live) and did not, in my mind, adequately deal with the questions posted in 1905 as well as the subtly, but usually significantly, different responses posted in my reply. The request for hard facts as opposed to opinions still stands.

And you'll notice that we ALL agree in certain areas, but each of us would have a different method of dealing with it. I like mine the best.

It helps boost community awareness (of who that crazy fella is cussing out everyone in the road, and who them two bobolee is who getting cuss out so), encourages communication (at the top of my lungs for as long as it takes to have someone come and drag me back in my house and offer me a drink to clear my head... or at least shut me up while I'm swallowing), prevents crime (I am less likely to do something criminal to them when everyone out in the road watching me cuss them out) and generally causes the j*******s down the road to have nothing to do with me.


BTW... WTMC @ requests for Pix of Sexy Women (NSFW)?

Someone teach that man about the wonders of the internet, please. LOL.

[Netizen1]

- When it appears that your significant other's last name is blacklisted on MoH website...


I serious, it not allowing her to use her last name or even her ID#

Just to test, I put in several different last names, including my own, and it would not let her put in her correct Last Name...

WTMC!!!

[Berzerk]

Netizen1 try the site again sometime in future. me and gf was having same problem a few months aback. but eventually we got through. the site has issues, it could only update the database one name at a time or some such.

[pablo_tt]

-When a customer for where u working continously flirst with u over d phone in between a company order for three days straight

-When the said customer requests you to personally deliver goods

-When you relaize d customer is the IT Manager

-When she pulls u aside from the regular area and pulls you into a seculded area of the company.

I will leave it at there.

[Saxito Pau]

so.....


here I go once again:

- when you have to work whole day driving that wretched van (and miss all your appointments)

-when you query your boss about you salary cut. I jokingly tell her that she made a mistake in writing my check and it's $B (20% cut) instead of $A. Her reply?

"That was for working overtime. You trying to rob me or what?" in a joking tone.

So...um, wait. You mean to say my ACTUAL salary was B the WHOLE time i working  for you and I only get $A on account of overtime??    WHAT MC overtime? You never TELL me about any overtime!! HOW de F*** you calculate this 'overtime'?? What maths you do?? Don't make me run riot on you!!  F*** You never even tell me my salary was $B to begin with!!!(and had I known, [I didn't ask - my fault], I'd have never taken the job!)

 - when driving in the fast east bound along the highway, near Courts Mega store. You are still fuming over the salary cut.. and all of a sudden you have to slam brakes full to narrowly avoid running clean into a bright red Mazda 3... with PCD plates. (yeah a BRAND NEW CAR fresh fro the factory!). In slamming brakes the van instantly begins to skid and 'dance' and were it not for you releasing the brakes at the last moment.... the van would have slammed into the median

(remember kids.... NEVER mash brakes too hard when driving a panel van!)

I sat in shock at what I nearly cause for about 10 seconds while the van, having cut off due to me releasing the clutch pedal the same time as the brakes, idles forward at 15kmph. I just ketch myself, throw in 2nd gear, start the van and move off.... decide to pull to the shoulder to air my head. I apparently zoned out in rage and it was probably because the car was red I was snapped out of the rage-induced genjutsu.

rest of da passed on.. thas all I can say...

but despite my last rant about resigning, I decided against it  because I ent fix the dents I put in the van. But his time no messing around...
Get van fixed this weekend and then decide how to resign the job. Whatever I decide, on the 14th of May a letter HAS to end up on their desk! (maybe I should create a thread for that purpose?)

-When a customer for where u working continously flirst with u over d phone in between a company order for three days straight

-When the said customer requests you to personally deliver goods

-When you relaize d customer is the IT Manager

-When she pulls u aside from the regular area and pulls you into a seculded area of the company.

I will leave it at there.

O_O

WTMC!!! I though these thing only happend on TV!!    PABLOOOOOO!!!!  If I ever meet you in person a Stag in on me!!
*pats Pablo on back*

What Pablo most likely got in secluded area of company----->

(Line above edited in response to W1nTry's twisted interpretation in the post below mine.)


What Pablo most likely did with the IT Manager in secluded area of company ------->     

Pablo leaving secluded area of company -------> 

LOL y'know i jes wildin yuh

[W1nTry]

Whats a little disturbing is that the smiley used for 'what Pablo got in secu...' would suggest that Pablo get something from behind... I say that cause Pablo would be the one with the ? above his head (seeing as this person just request all these things and thus would better be in the know of what she wants)... on the other hand it could be taken in the context of she had no idea what she was getting.... ok forget it...

[Saxito Pau]

- the most likely reaction of my boss when I deliberately take long to arrive with van to office this morning after being called at 7am to come to the office "now", call the other driver to tell him I nearly reach (9:30am) just jumped out the van (leaving Key in ignition!) and walked back down the road.


You can say I "walked off the job". I forfeit any salary I earned between May 1st and 11th. They can use it to fix the dents.

[Qloxx]

Although i do admit that you put up with a lot of $#!t I wasnt leaving them with any money but i supposed fixing the van would probably cost that much. Well something better will come along soon.

[W1nTry]

SaxMan Shippunden Chronicles begin... POST time skip... 1 day....

[Saxito Pau]

LMAO @ "Saxman Chronicles Shippuden"

@ Qloxx.. well considering is 'just' $500 I effectively walking away from, pfft!! Go fix the van with it! I have the number of a straightener who can do it in half day. Hell you might only need a damned hammer to fix bumper dents!!

I don't need another other job, nuh. I have my own registered company. It's time to devote 100% of my attention to making it a success.

- when since you 'walked off' the job the blimp seems to be following you everywhere: San Juan, POS West Mall, D/Martin Main Road, HOME.... too weird