Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?

[Qloxx]

Boss you do not get involved in family affairs , You call the police and explain the sitation then you kick his ass because i mean what small man could do to deserve a punch to the face

[Saxito Pau]

Boss you do not get involved in family affairs , You call the police and explain the sitation then you kick his ass because i mean what small man could do to deserve a punch to the face

ditto... and doh rush in by yourself on top of that..

- when you 'Kill' an Asrock motherboard by connection the chassis speaker connector and try to boot the computer. Instant death. Now I have to rush to town to buy a MSI replacement board.
Yes Iplugged it in correctly. I made sure to read the manual first.

[Netizen1]

How the hell that happened? plugged in the speaker... jeezanages, and we thought your luck was changing

[SeXiE_ToY]

WTMC when the immigration was supposed to send me something for my passport (which i can't leave the country without) since last week and on receiving that, i was supposed to be in Trini TODAY !!!! When i called them, they said that the document is STILL processing and that they'll send it whenever they can !!! And to add to that, my brother called  me this morning asking what time am i coming home TODAY!!! Now THAT got me even MORE angry !!!

WTMC- when i was listening to the radio yesterday when all i could hear was... "HOT WUUUUUUUKKKKKK" lol.. i was like o_O

[Saxito Pau]

when a friend of mine tells me that  some techie neighbours 'asess' her computer and tell her that is it too slow, she needs to upgrade her OPERATING SYSTEM.

Mind you, I was the last person to work on her computer and I installed Windows XP and upgraded it from 256MB to 512MB RAM. I sold her said computer 4 yrs ago and it working well still.

[Crixx_Creww]

upgrade de os to dos 5.1 or something
lol

[Qloxx]

LOL at 5.1 dos yo sax what corse de fella take $+ because that doh sound like something an A+ or even a reputed techie would say

[Saxito Pau]

well the said techie is skilled enough to share his dsl with her via cable (and one ore two other neighbours) and have her paying minimal $$ per month

[SPK]

lol...give her Vista and watch her squirm .

[kiya]

WTMC when u pay 1200.00 for driving lessons.
When i go for my driving test like 2/3 of d ppl use bribes to pass. And  not even shame and telling me bout it and when i go for my test i fail (because i did not pass a lil thing under d table so to speak!) This lil girl tell me she didn't even have to mash d brakes or anything like that and i see she driving like a lil chile learning to ride a bike! and SHE PASSED!!!!!! She say she pass a lil 500.00 and another one say he pass 900.00
Good God some of them even knock down d pole and mash d white line while reversein! Realy WTMC!!!!!

[BloodWar]

- When you find out heroes not showing tonight again it has been pursponed until next week

- When people actually believe the line above

- When they rename pokeblocks puffins

- When u trade your kadabra via wifi and it evolve

- When u realize that team galactic reminds u of star trek xD

[Spazosaurus]

Corruption down in licensing is neither new or is is it a secret. I know two people personally who are functionally and completely illiterate people have permit and taxi badge! Before long we'll have 13 year olds driving around the place with bribed permits or altogether fake permits.

[daniboy79]

well this happens everywhere at least here is cheaper in venezuela you have to pay like 500 US$ or drive like michael schumacher 

lol ...cool! ppl actually watch F1!

WTMC @ things ALWAYS goin wrong at work when yuh on vacation, and iz yuh fault when yuh wasn't even der

[pablo_tt]

-when a woman's child comes tapping his hand on your car

-when while playing a small game of cricket, the child slaps the ball and rebounds off the car door frame stopping your heartbeat for two seconds

-when the little girl she has wants to go to the bathroom, undresses the girl, goes at the right side of the car (full view in wingmirror) and urinates very very close to the car

-when the woman minding the kids light a spliff (not a cigarette, but a freaking spliff!!!!!!) and lets one of the little boys take a hit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

-when after finishing the spliff the same said woman goes to the bathroom at the side of my car again, while proping up on my trunk

[Saxito Pau]

-when a woman's child comes tapping his hand on your car

-when while playing a small game of cricket, the child slaps the ball and rebounds off the car door frame stopping your heartbeat for two seconds

-when the little girl she has wants to go to the bathroom, undresses the girl, goes at the right side of the car (full view in wingmirror) and urinates very very close to the car

-when the woman minding the kids light a spliff (not a cigarette, but a freaking spliff!!!!!!) and lets one of the little boys take a hit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

-when after finishing the spliff the same said woman goes to the bathroom at the side of my car again, while proping up on my trunk

Out of PURE wickedness I'd have

1. Jump out and photograph her in the act, or
2. Start engine and drive off leaving her exposed

to miss urinator lady. Don't pee by my car, woman!! 

(I'd STRONGLY suggest doing #2 right after #1, lest you get your glasses knocked off again.)

- when your dog pees on all 4 tyres of the van every single night I bring it in the driveway... this going on for months now

[Qloxx]

He just marking his terrotory, Piss piss piss piss this van is MINE B!@TCH lol 
(Man I love these new smileys  )

[pablo_tt]

I was in so much shock is like I couldn't react

[Nephilim]

I was in so much shock is like I couldn't react

yeah ah mean we could understand that...is not every day people use your car as a public restroom....0_0

[rb]

allyuh fellas have some jumbie following allyuh yes

jumbie jumbie dey!

[Cross]

lol this thread is cursed..

-oneway phone and no Wireless...no gatt......the suffering....the unbearable suffering