Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?

[SeXiE_ToY]

I was watching a series on TV lastnite called "DIRT" starring Courteney Cox, and she was doing the 'nasty' with this guy in a limo and after she left him, he stopped the limo and he was coughing up blood. And when the limo drove off, they showed the blood and it had multiple maggots swimming in it!!!!!!!!! ewwww WTMC

[W1nTry]

I was watching a series on TV lastnite called "DIRT" starring Courteney Cox, and she was doing the 'nasty' with this guy in a limo and after she left him, he stopped the limo and he was coughing up blood. And when the limo drove off, they showed the blood and it had multiple maggots swimming in it!!!!!!!!! ewwww WTMC

*W1nTry throws up all over desk, laptop and co-worker* .... DID we REALLY NEED TO HEAR THE SPECIFICS? wouldn't the name/time/channel of the show have been enough.... 0_o

[SeXiE_ToY]

I was watching a series on TV lastnite called "DIRT" starring Courteney Cox, and she was doing the 'nasty' with this guy in a limo and after she left him, he stopped the limo and he was coughing up blood. And when the limo drove off, they showed the blood and it had multiple maggots swimming in it!!!!!!!!! ewwww WTMC

*W1nTry throws up all over desk, laptop and co-worker* .... DID we REALLY NEED TO HEAR THE SPECIFICS? wouldn't the name/time/channel of the show have been enough.... 0_o

Well i guess without the details, i wouldn't be using this thread correctly. Because the details is what made me go WTMC... and i think it made you say the same as well LMAO

[Apprentice]

LOL....When a guy think that the whole point was read yuh bible..lmao..the wholepoint was..in trinidad, tazer is for noobs....name one bad man da u know jus by name at least that has a "tazer"......thought so....
If u hadda waste yuh money cause u wanna be a bad man or u feel that u gonna be safer..doh buy sh1t....

[Cross]

LOL....When a guy think that the whole point was read yuh bible..lmao..the wholepoint was..in trinidad, tazer is for noobs....name one bad man da u know jus by name at least that has a "tazer"......thought so....
If u hadda waste yuh money cause u wanna be a bad man or u feel that u gonna be safer..doh buy sh1t....

LOL that's a wtmc right there

I'll take a page out of w1n's book here

Picture this
Remember the wtmc about the ppl who caught the guy in their car who come out and bawl.."is a cool scene"

Guy comes out of the car closes door, walks by
"Is a cool scene family..."
Girl whips out her trusty amped up taser and shoves it in a place where no taser should go
All the bad man he is......he will sh*T his pants


A taser isn't for show it's just an legal way to shock the 'f' (not friend or female or food) out of someone who tries to do you something.....a gun would be better but we need to work with what we got..

[Apprentice]

 

LOL....When a guy think that the whole point was read yuh bible..lmao..the wholepoint was..in trinidad, tazer is for noobs....name one bad man da u know jus by name at least that has a "tazer"......thought so....
If u hadda waste yuh money cause u wanna be a bad man or u feel that u gonna be safer..doh buy sh1t....

LOL that's a wtmc right there

I'll take a page out of w1n's book here

Picture this
Remember the wtmc about the ppl who caught the guy in their car who come out and bawl.."is a cool scene"

Guy comes out of the car closes door, walks by
"Is a cool scene family..."
Girl whips out her trusty amped up taser and shoves it in a place where no taser should go
All the bad man he is......he will sh*T his pants


A taser isn't for show it's just an legal way to shock the 'f' (not friend or female or food) out of someone who tries to do you something.....a gun would be better but we need to work with what we got..

When ppl think that u cud jus go and buy a tazer for $600 as was the price given..lol...u show me which part of the constitution legalised the purchase of tazers by the ordinary citizen for it to be qualifed as legal and i'd recant my statement before.

 U have to be real stupid for a girl to whip out a tazer on u...from d time u see her diggin in d bag , pockets, panty w/e it is...he was to start sharin blows buh wa did he do.....w8 an c what she had in store for him so he get wa he deserve...

[pablo_tt]

wtmc at girl in office making yuh cup of coffee drink it down and got an unusually large craving for more of d coffe and yuh padnuh raise d issue of sweat coffee O_o

wtmc at this!!!!

[Saxito Pau]

- WTMC at missing out on being the bearer of the 100thpost (attended a funeral today)

- WTMC at that damned car!! that would not get past customs if it came here... It'll park right next to the Gockings cars!! Even if it did..It'd probably flip on hitting the first pothole.

[Synchronomyst]

LOL....When a guy think that the whole point was read yuh bible..lmao..the wholepoint was..in trinidad, tazer is for noobs....name one bad man da u know jus by name at least that has a "tazer"......thought so....
If u hadda waste yuh money cause u wanna be a bad man or u feel that u gonna be safer..doh buy sh1t....

LOL that's a wtmc right there

I'll take a page out of w1n's book here

Picture this
Remember the wtmc about the ppl who caught the guy in their car who come out and bawl.."is a cool scene"

Guy comes out of the car closes door, walks by
"Is a cool scene family..."
Girl whips out her trusty amped up taser and shoves it in a place where no taser should go
All the bad man he is......he will sh*T his pants


A taser isn't for show it's just an legal way to shock the 'f' (not friend or female or food) out of someone who tries to do you something.....a gun would be better but we need to work with what we got..

When ppl think that u cud jus go and buy a tazer for $600 as was the price given..lol...u show me which part of the constitution legalised the purchase of tazers by the ordinary citizen for it to be qualifed as legal and i'd recant my statement before.

 U have to be real stupid for a girl to whip out a tazer on u...from d time u see her diggin in d bag , pockets, panty w/e it is...he was to start sharin blows buh wa did he do.....w8 an c what she had in store for him so he get wa he deserve...

...I could get a stun gun/taser for that price. In this country. Also, people take it for granted that the average/untrained human mind sometimes processes things really slowly...

...things like "aye...whatever she has in her purse is possibly going to make me s**t my pants."


Are they legal?

Hell no.

Are they, to a vague degree, accessible?

Somewhat. Handguns moreso, though, and handguns are obviously more effective...

...but I'm much more likely to get away with (legally) shocking your ass and kicking in your teeth while you writhe in pain on the floor.

Are they easier to pass through checkpoints inconspicusouly?

Definitely.

Do they inflict terrible debilitating pain on an adversary and are potentially lethal?

Very Yes.

Listen. you don't need to be a badman to make somebody your b***h.

[Spazosaurus]

- WTMC at that damned car!! that would not get past customs if it came here... It'll park right next to the Gockings cars!! Even if it did..It'd probably flip on hitting the first pothole.

5 mpg? omg. 9.3l engine? omgx10. 2200bhp? omgx1000. 0-60 in 1 Sec? omgx100000

[rb]

a friend of mine has/had a tazer i remember when bob got tazed....and well I got tazed too...then I tazed both of em back. 

[Saxito Pau]

a friend of mine has/had a tazer i remember when bob got tazed....and well I got tazed too...then I tazed both of em back. 

MTV Jackass, I see...
Reminds me of an online video i saw where a guy tazered himself or was tazered by dumb@$$ friends in his penis.... Oh, did HE writhe in pain!!

[pablo_tt]

- WTMC at that damned car!! that would not get past customs if it came here... It'll park right next to the Gockings cars!! Even if it did..It'd probably flip on hitting the first pothole.

5 mpg? omg. 9.3l engine? omgx10. 2200bhp? omgx1000. 0-60 in 1 Sec? omgx100000

AND IT'S BUMPCLARK STREET LEGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


wtmc at this tooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://hazelmanning.hi5.com

[W1nTry]

Yuh know there are ppl that are quite resilient to a tazer eh! I rem watching this show on comedy central... distraction I think the name was... a game show where you had to complete a task all the while being abused in some for or fashion. This 1 episode I watched the contestants were required to arm wrestle and elderly woman, whilst answering questions AND being tazered. Well tazered if they started to beat granny in the arm wrestling or if they couldn't answer the question. Granted it wasn't no 5+ second shock but still being tazered can't be nice. So anys, there was this skinny @$$ nerdy looking guy and his opponent was a BIG red neck surfer. It was funny that the nerdy looking guy couldn't answer most of the questions and as a result got shocked quite a bit... his reaction was funny... he'd flinch and make weird sounds... most consistent with getting shocked. THe big surfer looking dude answered MOST of his questions and only get shocked bout 3 times. Thing is he didn't even FLINCH, he just stood there with a smile, after a while the guys with the tazers were like wtf.... I think they used it on the other guy just to make sure it wasn't defective LMAO. Point is, you'd have to not just get a tazer, but a pretty decent one... with some serious JUICE! cause let's face it they gots some big n1ggaz out there that may laugh it off before hitting your head backwards so you can watch ur @$$ while they rob you....

[Saxito Pau]

-- When your mom calls you to your bedroom to account for some liquid on the floor...
-- when said liquid appears to be urine..
-- when on pondering, said urine was placed there by her DOG, next to your JEANS!!

At least me mom and I get a hell of a laugh over it. Her opening line when she saw it first was "Yuh pee in de bedroom?!"

BAD DOGGIE..OWT-SIDE!!

[Qloxx]

Laugh at you hit you rob you and tazer your @$$ for fun to see you beat up on the ground. OMFG that Hasel Manning hi5 sh!t is halarious friends Bas and Sadam. LOL

[Cross]

Oh you could taser them somewhere how should i say....is a pretty nasty place to be tasered (between the legs eg)

[pablo_tt]

btw, the blimp in hazel friend list too eh.

[disciple]

study who the Quote of the Day from... lol

[Saxito Pau]

they can't be referring to Imam Yasin, surely...