Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?

[Reaper2051]

[Saxito Pau]

Trying to aid a student in the computer lab with printing a document and getting accidentally ELBOWED in the 'nuts' by one of two students playfighting in the nearby seats.


*owwwwww*

[Arcmanov]

When someone named 'isabelle' tries to scam you over MSN.  I kid you not.  Take a gander at this convo...

Arcmanov:  dammit EA/DICE...are you trying to steal my SOUL as well as my wallet!!?   says (22:30):
hi
isabellehallack47@hotmail.com says (22:30):
hey, hows it going?
Arcmanov:  dammit EA/DICE...are you trying to steal my SOUL as well as my wallet!!?   says (22:30):
may I ask who this is?
Arcmanov:  dammit EA/DICE...are you trying to steal my SOUL as well as my wallet!!?   says (22:31):
I'm sorry if I didn't catch the name
isabellehallack47@hotmail.com says (22:31):
Gabrielle is my real name but all my friends call me Gaby
Arcmanov:  dammit EA/DICE...are you trying to steal my SOUL as well as my wallet!!?   says (22:32):
Nice to meet you Gaby
isabellehallack47@hotmail.com says (22:32):
i'm 21/f your a male right?
Arcmanov:  dammit EA/DICE...are you trying to steal my SOUL as well as my wallet!!?   says (22:33):
So how did you find me?
lol
yes
isabellehallack47@hotmail.com says (22:33):
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
Arcmanov:  dammit EA/DICE...are you trying to steal my SOUL as well as my wallet!!?   says (22:33):
beats me...I just answered the request to add
isabellehallack47@hotmail.com says (22:34):
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?    <------  thinks about seeing some titties
Arcmanov:  dammit EA/DICE...are you trying to steal my SOUL as well as my wallet!!?   says (22:34):
don't have one yet
isabellehallack47@hotmail.com says (22:34):
Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...   <------ starts looking a bit suspect
Arcmanov:  dammit EA/DICE...are you trying to steal my SOUL as well as my wallet!!?   says (22:34):
but i'm supposed to be getting one soon
isabellehallack47@hotmail.com says (22:34):
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
Arcmanov:  dammit EA/DICE...are you trying to steal my SOUL as well as my wallet!!?   says (22:35):
lol
isabellehallack47@hotmail.com says (22:35):
Ok go to http://twurl.nl/0xpe3o accept the invite on the page baby   <------ RED FLAG!!!
Arcmanov:  dammit EA/DICE...are you trying to steal my SOUL as well as my wallet!!?   says (22:35):
be my guest
ok, one sec
isabellehallack47@hotmail.com says (22:36):
sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear
Arcmanov:  dammit EA/DICE...are you trying to steal my SOUL as well as my wallet!!?   says (22:36):
let me log off of this PC, and go to the 'private' one   <------ starts 'counter chain-up' operation   
isabellehallack47@hotmail.com says (22:36):
its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.
Arcmanov:  dammit EA/DICE...are you trying to steal my SOUL as well as my wallet!!?   says (22:36):
no prob
isabellehallack47@hotmail.com says (22:36):
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...   <------ WTF!!?  Contemplates seeing titties again, but snaps back to reality
Arcmanov:  dammit EA/DICE...are you trying to steal my SOUL as well as my wallet!!?   says (22:37):

isabellehallack47@hotmail.com says (22:37):
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me to do!
Arcmanov:  dammit EA/DICE...are you trying to steal my SOUL as well as my wallet!!?   says (22:37):
really now?
isabellehallack47@hotmail.com says (22:37):
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.

...and with that, I promptly clicked 'Block and report abuse'.

WOW...just, WOW.

They get SO brazen now?

This one is definitely a first.

[Redfish]

It's like the norm now for me to get add me requests on msn with ppl that have a number looking like  ------->425426 after their email addresses. The thing is the just block and report abuse, it seems like they've managed to hoard ppl's emails so the spamming is fast & furious......

You real brave to even entertain convo, jus block and report abuse man, yuh horny bastard lol

[Archer]

Wtmc!! I got 2 of those type of emails trying to add me this week. I don't accept ppl idk plus their email addr looked weird. BLOCKED their a$$ 

[Saxito Pau]

so it is a good thing i keep blocking those strange add me requests... up to an hour ago i block one again...

[Crixx_Creww]

omg
you just had a pervy convo with a bot!
insane
i spot them right away
i say hi
listen to their retarded reply
then immediately blitz them with outta timin shit
LIKE YOU ^%&^^& tBOT WHY THE F(*&(*&^(*&u(* ARE YOU TALKIN TO ME!!
and recently they have been going bot ? like a robot? how weird
or bot? like a transformer robot?
then i go SAY ORANGE YOU PICADILLY WHORE OF BABALON!!
and they say check me on cam at this site
and i block and delete their whore bot asses

[Redfish]

Oooook Crixx, take it easy it's only a bot 

But yea just keep hitting that block button heheh

[Crixx_Creww]

hmm this is a convo i just just had with one of these damn bots

I am become death.. destroyer of worlds says:
 hmm
latishalockman49@hotmail.com says:
 hey, hows it going?
I am become death.. destroyer of worlds says:
 bot?
latishalockman49@hotmail.com says:
 whats a bot?
I am become death.. destroyer of worlds says:
 f&^*&^g bot
latishalockman49@hotmail.com says:
 whats a bot?
I am become death.. destroyer of worlds says:
 your a f8*king bot you f**king bot
 f*ck i hate you
latishalockman49@hotmail.com says:
 Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
I am become death.. destroyer of worlds says:
 i wish i could cock slap the stupid f$%ker than made this bot
latishalockman49@hotmail.com says:
 whats a bot?
I am become death.. destroyer of worlds says:
 say orange you f()king bot
latishalockman49@hotmail.com says:
 whats a bot?
I am become death.. destroyer of worlds says:
 say orange
latishalockman49@hotmail.com says:
 i'm 21/f your a male right?
I am become death.. destroyer of worlds says:
 you @$$ gargler
 die!

 nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
I am become death.. destroyer of worlds says:
 lolz!! arc look your whore bot@!
latishalockman49@hotmail.com says:
 there's no whores here!
I am become death.. destroyer of worlds says:
 LOLLLZZZ
 ctrl c  ctrl v
latishalockman49@hotmail.com says:
 I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?

[Arcmanov]

...and here I thought I was gonna see some live tiddies. 

[Q]

LMFAO @ cyber-bot-tief-head titties. OGADOOOOOOOOOO!!! XD

[AR!Ř]

yeah got this a while ago and got one yesterday as well

[haterforever]

hmm, i added one cuz the name looked familiar. so ummmmmm....no tiddies??

[Preston786]

LOL @ Crix convo ahahhaahah
is not me alone then in the past week i get abt 20 adds but i didn't accept any allyuh crazy yes @ Arc and Crixx lol level blk & del

[Berzerk]

apparently this is kinda widespread.

http://www.frihost.com/forums/vt-42637.html


the type of bots seem to be related to the type of site u frequent as well.

[SPK]

- WTMC @ my car axle slipping out of alignment....just outside my front gate, when it was supposed to be carried in for maintenance tomorrow morning....this really sucks.

[suzieboy]

lol those bots an them gettin smarter.......skynet perhaps......lol

[Arcmanov]

WTF!!?

Someone send me the memo where it said that Feb 2010 was 'get money from Arcmanov' month.

Just had this handy little chat with someone in Skype...

[14:24:33] ..........JULIET..............: hi.... (handshake)
[14:26:26] Jeremy Archie: hello
[14:26:41] ..........JULIET..............: its a long time
[14:26:47] Jeremy Archie: yes
[14:26:48] ..........JULIET..............: how is the baby?
[14:26:57] Jeremy Archie: our schedules never seem to match
[14:27:03] Jeremy Archie: oh she's grand
[14:27:06] ..........JULIET..............: ohh ok
[14:27:11] Jeremy Archie: eating, sleeping and pooping
[14:27:18] Jeremy Archie: just having a grand time
[14:27:24] ..........JULIET..............: hahahaa
[14:27:33] ..........JULIET..............: how is work?
[14:27:41] Jeremy Archie: tiring
[14:27:44] Jeremy Archie: hectic
[14:27:49] ..........JULIET..............: ok
[14:28:05] ..........JULIET..............: please take care of the baby and mum ok?
[14:28:21] Jeremy Archie: oh for sure
[14:28:28] ..........JULIET..............: ok
[15:17:08] ..........JULIET..............: are you there?
[15:17:49] Jeremy Archie: yes
[15:17:59] ..........JULIET..............: ok
[15:18:14] Jeremy Archie: fixing another computer here
[15:18:44] ..........JULIET..............: please can you now help me with the entry exam because i have been able to raise some left with $50
[15:18:46] ..........JULIET..............: ok
[15:19:18] Jeremy Archie: tell me how
[15:19:38] ..........JULIET..............: you mean how i had the money?
[15:19:54] Jeremy Archie: i'm confused
[15:20:04] Jeremy Archie: what exactly do you need help with?
[15:20:41] ..........JULIET..............: in writing a scholarship exams
[15:21:14] ..........JULIET..............: we need three out of five so we are to wrte an exams
[15:21:44] Jeremy Archie: ok...so how can I help?
[15:22:28] ..........JULIET..............: please by sending the money through western union
[15:22:39] ..........JULIET..............: to me or to the head master?
[15:24:06] ..........JULIET..............: which ever way i must give you an information
[15:24:32] Jeremy Archie: how much?
[15:24:52] ..........JULIET..............: $50
[15:25:27] Jeremy Archie: what currency though?
[15:25:44] ..........JULIET..............: dollar
[15:26:00] Jeremy Archie: * laughs
[15:26:13] ..........JULIET..............: but in my countries currency is 80ghc
[15:26:18] Jeremy Archie: i know, but which country's dollar?
[15:27:02] ..........JULIET..............: US  PLEASE
[15:27:08] Jeremy Archie: ok
[15:27:25] Jeremy Archie: give me all the info on how to send it
[15:27:43] ..........JULIET..............: please are you going to send through me or the headmaster
[15:27:48] ..........JULIET..............: ?
[15:27:59] Jeremy Archie: the headmaster
[15:28:05] ..........JULIET..............: so i can give you the information you need
[15:28:07] ..........JULIET..............: ok
[15:28:09] Jeremy Archie: how do i go about sending it to him?
[15:30:50] ..........JULIET..............: Name:Akasi Asare
Country:Ghana
City: Kumasi
ZipCode:00233
[15:31:43] ..........JULIET..............: but please i have to give the address of the school so you can write to him and tell him you are sending money to pay my bill
[15:32:14] Jeremy Archie: ok...i can go and do it right now
[15:32:25] Jeremy Archie: we'll chat later when I've done it
[15:32:36] ..........JULIET..............: ok
[15:32:41] Jeremy Archie: I hope you do well in your 'exams'
[15:33:05] ..........JULIET..............: i will have this scholarship i promise
[15:33:14] Jeremy Archie: see that you do
[15:33:20] ..........JULIET..............: ok
[15:33:20] Jeremy Archie: later...
[15:33:31] ..........JULIET..............: thanks
[15:33:36] ..........JULIET..............: ok later

I tell you...

If THIS one is a bot, well I think its time to get frightened yes. 

[woodyear99]

Lol yuh know we should have a scambaiter thread, the art of wasting these scammers' time and money.....doing a public good.

[Spazosaurus]

WTMC @ driving to Sando bmobile branch (from town) to get tstt $500 curve.

wtmc @ me getting lost TWICE, even while having a guide in front of me.

Why the f Sando so damn confusing?

I swear it 2ce as crowded (and busy)as town oui. No lie.