So, there I was, minding my own business. Thinking I've 'been there, done that', I just lazily surfed the net for a while, not expecting anything out of the ordinary to happen. But, boy oh boy. Was
i about to be proven wrong.
(9:09 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: u had gotten through in a similar positon or still in doc wiz?
That's what popped up on my MSN. I thought it was one of my MSN friends, until I saw that he wasn't on my contact list. Thinking quickly, I gave him the wittiest response I could muster in all of 2
seconds...
(9:09 PM) New Era Outlaw: Huh?
........bite me.
So yeah....I didn't know what this guy was talking about, so I stir up a bit of conversation with him.
That's when things got a bit weird....
(9:10 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: u still in doc wiz 4 now or you moved onto another IT postion?
(9:10 PM) New Era Outlaw: What the heck are you talking about?
(9:11 PM) New Era Outlaw: I never worked for Doc Wiz or was ever in an IT position.
(9:11 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: .....
(9:11 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: udocumen wizard?
(9:12 PM) New Era Outlaw: Er....what?
(9:13 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: uve never worked at doc wiz in laventille? is u not the cat man from anime city?
Wait....
what? Terrible grammar I can forgive, but.....
cat man? What in the-
(9:13 PM) New Era Outlaw: Hell no.
(9:14 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: hmm
(9:14 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: i know is not anil aka spk hes a diff email
Well, at least he's got his bearings straight on that one.
So, it appears as if it's a case of mistaken identity. I guess I'll bid him good night and best of luck for...whoever he's looking for.
(9:15 PM) New Era Outlaw: Well, I wish you the best of luck in finidng whoever it is you're looking for.
(9:15 PM) New Era Outlaw: See ya.
All righty. Time to head back on the internet and download some po-
(9:15 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: shiz
What-SHIZZ? You've gotta be kidding me. I mean.....not only does my avatar (which is the same as on the GATT forums and everywhere else) NOT look a thing like Shizz, but I don't recall Shizz ever wearing a cat suit-
.....oh. 'Shiz' as in 'a mis-spelled form of s**t.' Right.
Heh, heh.
(9:17 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: Ur a scary man im sure that ure thatguy imean u were in the interivew an everythin i have ur email cus i used to work doc wiz with kimberly an those guys
I AM YOUR WORST FEARS BROUGHT TO LIFE OOGA BOOGA!!!!!
*ahem*
(9:17 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: we used to play yugioh
I'm sure we did. *rolls eyes for a bit*
Okay. This guy isn't taking a hint. Time to set the record straight.
(9:17 PM) New Era Outlaw: You definitely have the wrong guy.
(9:18 PM) New Era Outlaw: For starters, I have never -been- in an interview.
(9:18 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: oh ic
(9:18 PM) New Era Outlaw: Secondly, I don't KNOW a Kimberly.
(9:18 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: this is gonna be onw of those nights again
Say, what?
(9:19 PM) New Era Outlaw: Look, who is it you're trying to reach?
(9:19 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: i wasn realy LOOKIN for anyone i Thought i knew who u where but u hittin me a matrix so big up for now
(9:19 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: but i will find you
(9:19 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: oh yes...
(9:19 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: lol
Oh...KAY. Getting a bit creepy here. You clearly don't know who I am, and yet you're talking like
that? If you were a bona fide partner that I know, then yes, sure. LULZ to be had by all. Yes.
But here's a situation where I don't have a
clue who this guy is. So, no. Definitely
creepy.
(9:20 PM) New Era Outlaw: Partner, no offense, but I don't even know who you are to begin with.
(9:21 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: so u dont even have an incling of what anime cuty is?
(9:21 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: or the dreaded orange cat man?
Now, I've been to a lot of Anime City conventions.
None of them featured an orange cat man. There was a HUGE lady in a school girl outfit three hundred sizes too small, but it still wasn't as horrific as the thought of a grown man wearing an
orange cat suit. Believe me, if such a person existed, I think
everybody would know.
(9:21 PM) New Era Outlaw: I know what Anime City is. I have no idea who this 'orange cat man' you're talking about is, however.
(9:22 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: u dont memba bein in an interview?? that was like 2 weks ago , if ii still had ur cv i would resend it to show u
Okay, now you're ticking me off. The only logical explanation I can possibly have for you consistently pestering me about an interview I never went to, a person I don't know and a cat man
who does not exist, is if you're stoned off of your ass.
....I
wonder.
(9:22 PM) New Era Outlaw: Son, I have just one question to ask you. Just one.
(9:23 PM) New Era Outlaw: Take no offense to it, I just seriously want to know.
(9:23 PM) New Era Outlaw: ...are you on drugs?
I'm sure he might be a little ticked, or go LOL again. I mean, he can't
possibly be on-
(9:23 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: this wont end well
(9:23 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: um yea actualy
(9:24 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: but marijuana effects dont last this long an i kinda slept it off already
Well, that tears it. Call me whatever you want, but I refuse to entertain this any longer.
This conversation's already weirding me the hell out as it is, and after finding out this, it just makes me pity him.
And now, a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE NEW ERA OUTLAW.
(9:24 PM) New Era Outlaw: Mind if I impart some advice?
(9:24 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: um shoot
(9:25 PM) New Era Outlaw: Get off the drugs, seek help, and do NOT contact me ever again until you are clean.
Don't do drugs. Mm-kay?
(9:25 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu: swith to geico?
We're in Trinidad. We don't
have Geico. Bye.
(9:25 PM) J||-|/-\|)-Manu IUMC has been blocked
Argh. Now my head hurts. And thanks to my commentary, I'm sure yours does as well.
(You're welcome, by the way.) A WTMC moment for you to think about.