Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?

[Cross]

-jus when you figure it couldn't be worst.........your co-worker goes and ups the ante "Yea by now allyuh should know who i talking about"

-when your co-worker volunteer to do a job over the phone with you supervisor then....hangs up and decides YOU should do it...after repeated attempts to get you to comform......she tosses her hair (i roll my eyes) beings to walk out of the office but on her way mentions to the LAN Admin (whose the manager of IT at the office) that you does give rel trouble........BUT he was like "well he don't give any trouble maybe is just you!"

Score one for making friends with the right ppl

[Arcmanov]

WTMC AT THIS THREAD HAVING OVER 400 REPLIES!!!

Allyuh have NUTTEN to do!!! 

[Cross]

Nah Arc this is the thread where fellas does get to exhale

-when a girl (you mess around with one a school trip some years ago and then dump cause you was bored) father is one of the big managers in the company you currently work for

[pablo_tt]

/\ dat is a hard luck



How bout this, ready to leave for work and your PC reboots jus so. WHen it starts back up only to hear asus post reporter tell you that your cooler master jet aero fan failed on you. So u shut down the pc, opent he side and plug the cpu fan into an external enclosure for power and switch it on only to see the light light up and the fan not spinning. Then u hafta hope d volcano 11 u have still working adn only hope & pray that the 3200 xp chip ent friend

[Saxito Pau]

You KNOW the girl that you go out with on a first "date" (i'm averse to suing that word) is NOT for you when:

- she is half-hour late, given she set the time and place for the event
- she begins undoing her ras at the table
- she begins to adjust her bra strap and pass her hand under her armpit at the table (doh ask WHY. I sat there like, "WTMC is she DOING?!?")
- says "i'm tired" and rests her head on teh table forthwith, school chle stlyle. (yes, you came straight from work, tired but dammit a lil courtesy/decency is good!)
- if she says she is tired, why did she mention that she was goin Macuerepe beach (with 1 girls and 2 other guys) after our meeting?

moral of the story... I did  "data gathering" on her at the cost of $80 (all we had were a couple of cocktail drinks), the conversation went fairly well but them subtle things turn me off.. NEXT!!!

[Cross]

LOL CHECK PLEASE!

try this one

-Your main squeeze (see earlier threads) gets a call yesterday from some unknown person claiming to be your girlfriend.......who then proceeds to cuss up your main squeeze......you call her in the evening and she's like wtmc......i honestly thought them thing finish when i had left secondary school

-Everytime you call a girl and she has a cell from the 'other' network ppl ALWAYS (regardless of time all 1 in the morning) calling...

[Arcmanov]

lol @ 'data gathering'.
Tha 'data' probably get deleted REAL quick, from the Recycle Bin too. (lol)

'Undoing the ras'!!?   DAYUMN!!!

If she had fix the bra to show yuh a tittie, ah BET yuh wouldna mind ent.........ENT!!?
Where did this debacle take place, might I ask?
'Inquiring minds' would like to know.

[Qloxx]

Dude $80 damn first date for me is meet in a public place and take in a movie, depending on how it goes we move from there saves time and money .

[Saxito Pau]

lol @ 'data gathering'.
Tha 'data' probably get deleted REAL quick, from the Recycle Bin too. (lol)

'Undoing the ras'!!?   DAYUMN!!!

If she had fix the bra to show yuh a tittie, ah BET yuh wouldna mind ent.........ENT!!?
Where did this debacle take place, might I ask?
'Inquiring minds' would like to know.

Mangoes on de Promenade... balcony side

and if she HAD show a tittie, while as a man i'd not mind for SEEING, but I would FORMAT the data I gathered! LOL

[Synchronomyst]

...so arm. SaxMan.


Which ghetto you pick up that one from?






EDIT: Wait nah? That is Arouca GYAL? WTMC!!!!

[Saxito Pau]

yes Synchro. She say she from Arouca

[W1nTry]

Honestly apart from the apparent ghetto part, that sounds like she intentionally tried to disuade you from taking interest. Girls tend to over-emphasize their worst qualities if they want to indirectly turn you off without having to say %^&* off. FORMAT repeatedly and nuke that HD with a large magnet dude...

[Cross]

OK.......fellas i know allyuh probably hear enough about me and this girl in the office but this one is the last straw.....

-30mins to a BIG Managers my supervisors elect tha I go and setup 2 machines and install software one 12 machines..with the instruction that i be out of there by 9 sharp...small thing.....5 to 9 I realise i need to get a DVI adpater for the monitor....call 'the girl' and politely ask that she makes haste in asking someone else (cause i know it would take her to long anyhow) in the office to drop off the adpater for me..she complains but obliges in the end

9:02am I see no one.....so i decide to call the office....the guy was like 'Yea i jus spoke to her......(mind you he called her)....she didn't say anything about any adapter"........


honestly i flip out

[Qloxx]

Boss i am totally opposed to hitting women but i am all for shaking the $#!t out of the biatch ah mean who she know or F*** to get that job because it's apparent that she knows jack $#!t about the job.

ok hear this on i does lime with a pardna in his store and help him out, well on this day i sending a ringtone to this school girl phone and she tracking me hard no lie smallie in form 3 for the most and is hard track but ah dont think them silver bracelets would look good on me.

[Cross]

LOL that is not all you will get eh

Isn't it ironic....in prison they will beat and rape you for committing statutory rape...

[New Era Outlaw]

Mangoes....food's a bit pricey over there, but they're the only place that's got pancakes. And cheese. Pancakes with cheese. Delish.

Well, Saxman, what more can I say?
At least she wasn't Captain Caveman, right?

[W1nTry]

That woman sounding like she out to get yuh offed dread. I think its gone beyond the stage of pressure and making who look bad. Time to ask for a meeting with ur heads and flat out discuss your problems and highlight you plight. Worse case is she plays victim and you look bad. However I am sure and speak for most of us here reading your problems you have a case ans should shoot her  @$$ down cause clearly she is a WASTE OF %^&*ing time that is making your job that much more difficult.

[Saxito Pau]

Mangoes....food's a bit pricey over there, but they're the only place that's got pancakes. And cheese. Pancakes with cheese. Delish.

What kinda cheese they using on dem pancakes? Sounds interesting...

anyhow...

- When you get a phone call from someone asking you to give a job reference on the b***h who still owes you $1100 for nearly 2 years. You are so shocked that she didn't even have the f***ing courtesy to call and advise you of such that you stumble all over your response.... Needless to say, I doubt she got the job.

- when a couple of hours before the 'date' with "Ms. un-prim and un-proper", you get a call from Courts debt collection department. The $1100 girl apparently has not been making her downpayments and again used you as a reference without telling you. Lie to the ppl giving a past workplace address/contact for her other reference. WTMC?? Feeling a bit nasty, you decide to tell the caller where her last known (and I believe current) place of employment is and even what time she'll be there as is a shift job.

Payback for abusing people's generousity!! (I have "written off" the debt btw) When I remember that the last two time she's called  me was becasue she needed $omething I had, I hope they 'move in on her... No doubt she'll call me begging for help again... 

[choxlate_saltfish]

- that local movie called backlash

[Qloxx]

Look ah little pic for alyuh