Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?

[W1nTry]

When yuh leave home @ 6am and reach to work 8am, but leave home 7:05 and reach @ 8am.... 0_o
When yuh cyah email someone cause their address have '-' in them as in angered@coworker-are-idiots.com (that email for yuh dougla!)
When yuh MC XBOX 360 START GIVING YUH THE RROD (Red Ring Of DEATH) after a Live Update WTMC!!!!! Masterchief know wha I talking bout!!!

[Cross]

It take it you will have a particularly good day today...bar the whole office against you..... lil b***h could pwn you even when she's not there!! NEVER!!

lol nah man i have a lil plan for her.......i going to send her  a hand over for tommorow cause tommmorow is my day off......so i jus have to send the post and cc it to our supervisor

[Qloxx]

EK you real badlucky i living trincity my whole life and never get jacked and my hours all messed up.
Dougla it should ah be me.
CO workers-So you make the gyal sick 
Me- yeah so if you know what good for you you go stay on my good side.

[Red Paradox]

*when you go to sleep at 3:30 to wake up at 4:30 in the m****f**** morning
*when you're so tired and sleepy, you accidently pour salt in your coffee (thinkin' it's white sugar) and you hurrily gulp it down. Only to gag and briefly throw up the scrambled eggs and toast that you ate 5 minutes before.....jah boy!

[Saxito Pau]

whay!!! damn, Flip... that's jus hard!! salt in yuh MC coffee?!?!

- when by the corner of Diego Martin Main Rd and the Wendy Fitzwilliam (frmrly Diamond) Boulevard, as the light turns green, you see a small maxi pull out from behing a big maxi that just moving off (south direction along tehmain road)... overtake the big maxi and TURN LEFT on to the boulevard, with big maxi still moving!!  Now when the small maxi completes his mad-a$$ turn, he end up on the wrong lane of the boulevard. Just IMGAINE if a car had stopped at the end of the boulevard for the red light... his MC lucky the bouldvard wide enough for him to even pull off such a stunt.

keep in mind a Police Station right on that very corner. Not surprisingly, is a maxi that caters to the jnr sec children...

[W1nTry]

And we're surprised when we see 4 car smash up like this morning @ the traffic light after Trincity (heading west). Geezus.... I have another one. The Gov gonna have a public forum (after REAL MC protest I might add) to discuss the Smelter matter and take appropriate action after. AKA JUST TO SHOW WE IS MCS we gonna hear your valid points AND STILL BUILD A MFing smelter on yuh land. WTMC Patrick need LIHIXX!!!!

[Red Paradox]

oops forgot to mention this:
* when you get "provocative" text messages from someone that you know. Unfortuantly you learn that the chick is MARRIED, and your faced with a serious choice!
-Go 'through' with it and feel 'good' about yourself
-Go 'through' with it, and feel horrible, because you're a horner man and homewrecker.

[W1nTry]

Don't be a homewrecker. They have real negative consequences of that.
1. Husband could go psycho and kill both ah allyuh
2. She could be 'making home' with plenty other ppl yuh doh know about and spreading 'her love'
3. Both of the above

[Red Paradox]

Don't be a homewrecker. They have real negative consequences of that.
1. Husband could go psycho and kill both ah allyuh
2. She could be 'making home' with plenty other ppl yuh doh know about and spreading 'her love'
3. Both of the above

Fair enough....I'll pass on the offer then

[Saxito Pau]

indeed...

- when you in town and you get a call from your mom saying her dog (a half-sheperd) caught an iguana in your yard
- when by the time you reach home the dog has EATEN the upper half of the iguana... somehow, you mom was able to distract the dog long enough to get the remainder
- when you finally get your AGP GF6800, the MC board starts to act up after installing the card and you spen over half hour frantically tyring to get 2 512MB DDR sticks (that was working fine all the time with no issue) to work

see iguana here:



IGUANA for lunch tomorrow.... never ate it before. I gonna finally find WHY my dog ate half an iguana alive/raw (incl head! damn dog even stood outside the backdoor in the rain waiting for the rest)...

[New Era Outlaw]

*points and laughs at Flip and his salty coffee*

[Arcmanov]

- when you finally get your AGP GF6800, the MC board starts to act up after installing the card and you spen over half hour frantically tyring to get 2 512MB DDR sticks (that was working fine all the time with no issue) to work

Almost the same thing happen with my new 7900.

The damn PC just WOULD NOT BOOT!!!  I was like 'WTFMC!!!?'

I nearly CRY, because I thought I got a bad card.  I start to pull out cards an devices like MADDD!!!
FINALLY get it to boot when I take out a dialup modem from the last PCI slot.
Apparently this 7900 dont like to co-exist with any PCI cards in the last slot.

Wow. A learning experience for sure.

[W1nTry]

When yuh hear they have a patch to fix the MESS the last Xbox 360 dashboard patch do to yuh 360 only to reach home and the damage like it was already done. The 360 TOTALLY DEAD....FCUK!!!

[Saxito Pau]

- When after they bat and field so beautifully duirng the tournament, In the ICC FINAL, Lara go decide to bat first and after reach 50/0 in the first 6 overs, West Indies get bowled out for 139 runs in 30 overs!!

[Saxito Pau]

- when Saddam Hussein get sentenced to hang for war crimes...i'll start a thread in News or Politics for that one

[Cross]

-when you've spent 2 days and some minutes of your life on the GATT website

-when you gone to check your main squeeze (used loosely cause we more than friends but not bf/gf) and moms benning around 10pm

-when men getting vex with you cause the girl they like  seems to like you more than them....what i supposed to do....can't help it if she find i 'rel cool'

-you go to underwash your car and it dragging on the ramp....

-after you underwash your whip and the stinking rain decide to fall heavy right afterwards....

-when a girl practically ask you to ask her out to the company dinner and then when you do......she say she'll think about it......(i mean ok fine she's 4 yrs older than me but small thing ....)

[Saxito Pau]

-when a girl practically ask you to ask her out to the company dinner and then when you do......she say she'll think about it......(I mean ok fine she's 4 yrs older than me but small thing ....)

She'll THINK about it? and worse yet, she's and older woman... Sir, I'd say something like, "You'll think about it? I'm sorry, everything other than an absolute "yes" is a "no". I'll ask someone else."

I bet ya she makes up her mind one time. From your posts I determine that she's not the only girl you can ask to that dinner. Doh let dem mess with you. Take control!!

[Cross]

LOL nah she's jus one of many........see why cast a line when you can cast a net...

[Qloxx]

When you and some friends make plans for a beach lime and we leaving for de beach at 3:30 i get so pissed eh.
When you see a Ps3 on Amazon for $1200 us no lie $1200 check it out.

[Saxito Pau]

Flip, your eye will drop out at this one Amazon as well

Playsation 3 (60GB) US$2149 --- freaking scalpers!!

and the "official" retail price of teh base model is US$499, eh!


- when you see a person uisng a cell phone in a NP gas station boldface
- when the car driven by the said person has a big "NP" logo on the side (white wingroad, PBR2434... yes, I embarassing them.. thas real nonsense!)