Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?

[Saxito Pau]

-when you have a printer of your dreams... wtmc! a printer hoss? men does lust after them ting?? lol

Yes, Crixx... I lusting for a MC printer. I take up up photography a side hobby and have photo paper and need my bess prints. Nobody does tell yuh anything about your fanboy-ism over Conroe, and even i will admit it is #1.

-when you jus looking for things in your life to add to this thread

So what? As I come across things in my day to day living that I think worthy of posting as a WTMC incident, I go post it. As a matter of fact I have 3 more for today...chut, man!

- when you see a store in S/Grande with a sign saying: "DVDs $10; CDs $15"  Since when DVDs get cheaper than CDs?

- When dis forking West Indies cricket team have yuh sprinting from a Bus Route maxi In Arima to a Bar on Green St. to see the last over of today's game...once again WI make an easy game and make it into a game that go cause heart attack...fom 200/3 to 224/7 in 5 overs... lucky MFs!

- that HEAT of the sun when you out on the road, and that goin on for how long?.... I mean is tropical weather we in, but still... WTMC? It have to be THAT hot?

- dougle taishou's useless comment  (just to rub it in)

[wesleigh]

WEST INDIES!

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lol saxman my post wasn't targeted at you it was meant to highlight everyone who does post on this thread

-when ah man feel you talking about him and attack you

OH GOSH I GET A REL GOOD ONE TODAY

-when yuh bredren link up with a girl you previously link up with but swore he wouldn't cause "she is your leftovers"

[Saxito Pau]

ok fair enough.. I will also note that certain posts recently have been..wEaK.... and I didn't mean to jump at you, kunai in hand... the wording (damn english language) and timing of the post did seem to imply that. no harm done.

lol at "leftovers". damn, we of teh male species does still refer to women we been with like that? does sound sooo bad....

- when Akatsuki's plan (see latest manga) is finally revealed

mod edit: now we have less wEaK posts

[Qloxx]

When you lend a man yuh Chappelle show season 2 Original and disk 2 come back with a big scratch. I know is my fault for lending him but now everybody go have to pay i not even lending my copys now.

When yuh hearin how some men does fall in love every other day and does wake up the very next day and make the same mistake i mean come on WTF,WTMC yuh learning curve flatline or what.

[Red Paradox]

-When West Indies came dangerously close to losing again.....I tell yuh the game created serious anxiety in the pit of my stomach...it was awful.

-When after 3 f***in' years you acquire a copy of Max Payne, and install it on your system only to get m*****f***in' cyclic redundancy check at 95%.....GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

[Saxito Pau]

-Has ANYONE heard this rap/RnB song on the radio?:

"Chicken noodle soup..... chicken noodle soup........"

WHO de [insert preferred expletive] let that get public!! Who thought it would be actually be a GOOD idea to make a song with chicken noodle soup as a chorus!!!

Every time I hear that it does drive me insane! worse yet if I in a maxi or taxi becasue I can't change the MF station!!

I ah even see it even have a MC !!! (NSFW warning! You co-worker will ask you WTMC you listening to!! If you ent hear it yet, prepare to be greivously disturbed!)

[W1nTry]

When to upgrade to Nvidia's latest greatest Video card yuh HAVE To change yuh case (unless yuh already own a Lian Li or something else equally LARGE) cause the MC card is 24-28cm long and 12.4cm wide.... 0_0

[Saxito Pau]

when the day before yo are to attend you friend's wedding she calls you to say that the wedding off until further notice:

Bride-to-be give birth to her son last night.

qualifies as a WTMC topic? yes. but congrats to my dear friend the same time.

[Synchronomyst]

when the day before yo are to attend you friend's wedding she calls you to say that the wedding off until further notice:

Bride-to-be give birth to her son last night.

qualifies as a WTMC topic? yes. but congrats to my dear friend the same time.

Was she premature or does she just  have the ishiest concept of timing ever?

[Saxito Pau]

LOL

I initially thought it was the former, but it quite literally is the latter.... sis tell me she was actually due

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ok this a bit nasty but small thing all of us big

-when you go the the washroom and while using the urinal........you hear your supervisor's cell phone go off in one of the toilets

-same as before but this time.........another fella starts talking to his insurance company

-again using the urinal........and ah man like he eat some bad food letting it ALL out regardless of who hear...lol i run out and use the one downstairs...

[choxlate_saltfish]

-wen u have to work on halloween night and day, after buying a dred costume

-wen u have to work on sunday to

-wen u hear some youth boy get bounce down cuz of some ca-ca hole driver.

-wen ulimate spider-man refuse to run, after u spend 2 days downloading it

-wen u hear ah man now getting max payne (i must be play that game 5 times over by now)

-wen this tread just refuse to die down.

-saxman life stories

[EmpireKing]

-wen ah fella buss he files @ ultimate spideyman
-wen ah man buyin halloween costume

[Saxito Pau]

-saxman life stories

LMAO... oh gorm.  I should publish a book... I'll call it, "My Life. WTMC?" by Saxman

- when a girl confess to you that she had like yuh since last year (up to August this year) and you never notice and now she currently has a man
- when on hearing said info you remember that you yourself had like the girl and decided not to pursue becasue you didn't think she'd be interested.
- when you also remember that you inadvertenly kill off said girl's interest in you around August when you ranted to her about being fed of relationship 'mishaps' and needing to "enjoy the single life" for a while....

[W1nTry]

When yuh boss only coming down on yuh cause some customer keep calling about a problem that you ARE working on, HAVE been working on and WILL CONTINUE to be working on as long as necessary and they STILL insisting yuh work on it...

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When yuh boss only coming down on yuh cause some customer keep calling about a problem that you ARE working on, HAVE been working on and WILL CONTINUE to be working on as long as necessary and they STILL insisting yuh work on it...

lol whey i seriously hate the customer service area of IT

[Qloxx]

Typical day in IT land
Is this IT - Yes
My printer not printing - Ok sir is it pluged in
well yes  - ok is it on
oh shucks sorry hangs up - Jack@$$
LOL

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lol nah is more like

You-IT good morning
Client-Yes it this my computer refuse to come on
You-Did you put it on?
Client-Yes and the greed light on and everything but i not seeing anything on the screen just come and check it nah (sounding irritated)
You then take your time from browsing the GATT website or reading up the latest on soccer and walk across into the other building.......reach and realise......the monitor was off...

[Saxito Pau]

- checking a 'bad' floppy drive for a guy, you find a girl's woogie stuck right inside, up to the back.

- when customers doesn't want to pay you the $150 (standard minimum labour charge, am I right?) for fixing problems similar to what was described in the last 2 posts above. They does fine the fix was too simple. It does be especially vexing when you have to go by them to fix it.

(One guy refuse to pay me $150 to change a CPU fan, given that I had to travel to cunupia then walk for 20 minutes to reach his house, becasue he fine the jobs was "too simple". That and the fact that he consistently disrespect me and my service in both blatant and subtle ways.... I ain't NEVER going back. Next time he calls i will tell him off and hang up)