Things that make you go WTMC?!?!?

[Nephilim]

you go to the dvd store and d lady ask u if you looking for gay porn?!?!?!?

say what? i cannot even imagine how that convo went, how do you bring up, gay porn???

[Synchronomyst]

you go to the dvd store and d lady ask u if you looking for gay porn?!?!?!?

say what? i cannot even imagine how that convo went, how do you bring up, gay porn???

"Hey, young girl. You know what? You look like you like men...a lot. I dunno... there's just something about you that tells me that you're in love with the male form; you know, like a real baddest. You must be looking for gay porn."

[kiya]

"Hey, young girl. You know what? You look like you like men...a lot. I dunno... there's just something about you that tells me that you're in love with the male form; you know, like a real baddest. You must be looking for gay porn."

i sure as hell was not! i mean i was in the blody anime/cartoon section with my little sis and she was showing me a my little poney dvd that she wanted. your just sick man...sigh oh well no harm done.

[Synchronomyst]

your just sick man...

Glad you noticed.

[Saxito Pau]

Oh well I made an impromptu trip to Tobago. Here are my both good and bad WTMCs:

- when you get a call a 4pm Thursday afternoon from a client telling to find your butt in Tobago the next morning...
- when you have to tote a whole computer tower and UPS in your hand in Tobago.
- the price of computer parts in Tobago:
DVD Burner: $600
Floppy Drive: $100
512MB DDR RAM: $500
80GB IDE Hard Drive: $1000

- My friend's reaction to me wanting to stay on Tobago to lime and party, yet having no place to stay for the night.
- eventually finding a place to stay for the night for just $130
- taking a shower to go party and the room has no soap
- Have thevbest time ever inva  long lime clubbing at The Shade with the staff of the company i went to do my job for.....*reminisces with a smile* 
- WTMC at some ghetto idiot who sees the girl sitting next tome on the plane (she was one of 5 girls I had a ball with at Shade just last night)  and decide to site in the row right in front of us.. and constantly harassing the girl for the entire flight...Watching his condition made me wonder which tourist he robbed to pay for the flight...
- having to sing to the passengers on the flight back to Trinidad... Apprentice hopefully can make a VERY educated guess what I sung.... this was required after answering some competition question to win....

A free rituals smoothie voucher!! (Stewardess even asked me if I sing for a living.... yeah right! just a computer guy who likes slow songs)

-having to see a client as soon as I touch down in Trinidad.. good thing they living St. Helena

[Arcmanov]

lol @ 'rituals smoothie',

sssstttteeeeuuuupppssss.......

and PLEASE tell me you didn't sing tha bullerman 'What-What.....' song!!?

[Saxito Pau]

oh good grief Arc, of ALL the thing you could suggest!!! I;m offended....

As you mention it, the trip to Tobago cleanse me of Kazien's nastiness

This is what i sung:
"I got this ice box where my heart used to be.....got an ice box where my heart used to be...so cold (I'm so cold, so cold, so cold)"

[Apprentice]

Damn....didn't get to post in time ....that song so bad eh...u know what makes me laugh wen u singin that song...girls does be like...nooooo, u muss not say that......

Stewpsssssssss, when they wanna move stoosh an still want ppl to have feelings...and them who sayin not to sing it is your "friends"...chups man...FRENZ IS A TV SHOW..talk done

Saxman...the girl from shade.....like u get sum digits..make sure is a digi...free calls after 10 mins ISMC..lol

[Saxito Pau]

Saxman...the girl from shade.....like u get sum digits..make sure is a digi...free calls after 10 mins ISMC..lol

Yes, apprentice, I got digits, but the green kind...

anyhow...

THIS IS Level 3 NSFW:

http://delutube.com/

basically contains videos that YouTube removes for violating their terms of service... one look at the home page had me going WTMC??. (one girl with the ability to bounce each butt cheek independently in one case)...

this is going to get edited... I know it...

[EmpireKing]

-300....i was like WTMC @ the brilliance of this movie....

-WTMC @ the rating of 300 = 14+( Iknow that most children at that age see sum nudity in they life but wey.....isnt it surposed to be 18+) I nuh vex bcuz if it was i wudnt hav gotten to see it big screen but ...i dont know it just shudnt be 14+

-wen i leave spongebob home

-wen i gonnan make ah movie afta CXC ( Idiots EXtreme.....coming to Youtube(delutube) soon)

[Saxito Pau]

When a man is caught with nearly 4000 stolen "pieces of lingerie" (panties) in his apartment:

http://www.ibnlive.com/news/serial-lingerie-thief-arrested-in-japan/35983-13.html

[Cross]

So im here sitting browsing gatt....

*phones rings....private number*

Me:"Hello?"
Caller:"Yea who is this?"
Me:"Who is this?"
Caller:"You calling my woman?"
Me:"probably"
Caller:"Oh..ok then"

*click*

[EmpireKing]

haha...that shud be in d joke section

WTFMAC @ this one..............Since Friday water gone and this morning d tank run out......i cyah bade and i hav English exams in d morning...........I HATE WASA

anybudy else in trincity gettin this prob???

[Apprentice]

So im here sitting browsing gatt....

*phones rings....private number*

Me:"Hello?"
Caller:"Yea who is this?"
Me:"Who is this?"
Caller:"You calling my woman?"
Me:"probably"
Caller:"Oh..ok then"

*click*

lol...u hadda be a shotta cause u tell d man probably yes...see the man go to bmobile an get yuh name..go in the directory get yuh address....den yuh go really say WTMC wen he outside

[Saxito Pau]

So im here sitting browsing gatt....

*phones rings....private number*

Me:"Hello?"
Caller:"Yea who is this?"
Me:"Who is this?"
Caller:"You calling my woman?"
Me:"probably"
Caller:"Oh..ok then"

*click*

Shotta indeed, yes. WDA???

LOL....LMAO you have a knack for interesting answers.... that is what I call "thinking on your feet" - i envy you..

Wish I had that skill to deal with the ghetto idiot who was harassing my friend on the flight... wanted so badly to throw him off the plane. Wish Disciple was on the plane sitting next to the guy for that matter... then again...


A book for those who 'suffer' at the workplace at the hand of their coworkers:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0446526568/ref=pd_nr_3p_th_1/102-5794224-2637733

UPDATE:

3:30am

You are in the bliss of sleep...

something wet and moist causes you to become conscious, but you do not open your eyes yet..

Then you realize: the source of this moistness is on your own lips.... but you haven't dribbled...

you slowly open your eye to see...
















your dog staring you in the eye at very close range after licking you on your lips to ensure you still alive... so shocked I was, I could only pet him and put him outside... at least he ensured I got up to start my day....

[Spazosaurus]

OMG @ dog licking ur lips. Gross, since a dog will eat just about anything. *shudder*

When my passion fruit vine gets so out of hand it begins to grow through my window. You know, I was gonna chop his @ss but I figured i'd see how far this rabbit hole goes.

[W1nTry]

OMG @ dog licking ur lips. Gross, since a dog will eat just about anything. *shudder*

You DO know that a dogs saliva is cleaner than a human right? so once he eh eat... $hit yuh safer than kissing most other humans :p

[Nephilim]

well i for one eh see no prob with that, at least yuh know yuh have a loyal pet that does worry bout yuh, making sure yuh alive and all...which is more than i can say for the birds...*whistles while walking away*

[kiya]

UPDATE:

3:30am

You are in the bliss of sleep...

something wet and moist causes you to become conscious, but you do not open your eyes yet..

Then you realize: the source of this moistness is on your own lips.... but you haven't dribbled...

you slowly open your eye to see...
















your dog staring you in the eye at very close range after licking you on your lips to ensure you still alive... so shocked I was, I could only pet him and put him outside... at least he ensured I got up to start my day....

Wey dat dog love u! That so sweet! Puppy love!


WTMF when
your story bord that you've been working on for years ends up as your little sis colouring book!
u downloading maya for the last too days and it only on 23%

[Spazosaurus]

I dont care what nobody say about dog being cleaner than humans...the point is, there is always nastyness that dog does look for to interfere with before he come by you. Even if he inside, theres always the toilet bowl. If THAT is clean, I guess you wont mind taking a lil sip of some toilet water to moisten your parched lips.