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Topic: Just a Joke (Read 214098 times)
New Era Outlaw
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Re: Just a Joke
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Reply #900 on:
May 22, 2009, 06:50:57 AM »
GET OVER HE-
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Re: Just a Joke
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June 18, 2009, 10:51:10 AM »
Villager on hot date
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Re: Just a Joke
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Reply #902 on:
June 18, 2009, 11:09:04 AM »
WTF!! ROFL! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A Goat Backpack! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! OMG!!!
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Re: Just a Joke
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Reply #903 on:
June 18, 2009, 11:16:24 AM »
This gives new meaning to "pack animal" right?
Or is this just the new way to keep delivery food fresh?
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Re: Just a Joke
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Reply #904 on:
June 18, 2009, 11:27:45 AM »
hahahahahahahahahahahah @ goat backpack. that win
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Re: Just a Joke
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June 18, 2009, 11:41:45 AM »
why does the guy in red look like a skinny imperial x
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Re: Just a Joke
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June 18, 2009, 02:17:44 PM »
lol @ goat backpack
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Re: Just a Joke
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Reply #907 on:
June 18, 2009, 02:26:01 PM »
Its true though, the man probably tie the legs together and put the Goat on like a backpack going to school...or in this case, his house for a cook-up....O_o LOL
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Re: Just a Joke
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Reply #908 on:
June 18, 2009, 02:28:57 PM »
wow lol thaz some funny shizz yo.... and the new fad "Goat Backpacks"
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Re: Just a Joke
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Reply #909 on:
June 20, 2009, 09:15:20 PM »
Got this gem in a recent email...
Wal-Mart Cake
It took me a second, but make sure you read the story under the picture.
Keep in mind this actually really did happen.
This cake is for someone who was moving from an insurance claims office
Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:
Walmart Employee: 'Hello 'dis be Walmarts, how can I hep you?'
Customer: ' I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'
Walmart Employee: 'What you want on da cake?'
Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.
STOP LAUGHING!
You can't fix stupid.
WTF!!?
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Re: Just a Joke
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June 20, 2009, 09:31:59 PM »
hahahahahahah epic fail
Try this on for size...
From our old friend engrish.com
I’m sick of all these dam rules…
By
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at 2009-06-20
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Re: Just a Joke
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June 25, 2009, 08:15:05 PM »
FINE! I'LL TAKE MY GARBAGE AND PLAY WITH IT AT HOME! HA-RUMPH!
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Re: Just a Joke
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July 06, 2009, 12:16:17 PM »
Daniel Tosh Animation
tosh man have some good s***
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License Agreement Win
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July 13, 2009, 12:19:13 PM »
Minding my business installing Hashtab, then I pull up on this...
License Agreement Win...
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Re: Just a Joke
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Re: Just a Joke
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Reply #915 on:
July 22, 2009, 07:14:07 AM »
Kinda NSFW but hilarious all the same:
http://www.filehurricane.com/photo-viewer/2108
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Re: Just a Joke
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Reply #916 on:
July 29, 2009, 01:28:18 AM »
A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman,' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs that she could do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50 ?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house ?'
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it ?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50, and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.
"And by the way" the blonde added, "It's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
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Re: Just a Joke
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Reply #917 on:
July 29, 2009, 10:05:46 AM »
A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to
the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment
next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation
with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that
she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain
eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
'Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.'
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and
leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best
feature?'
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be
your ears.'
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these
breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is
firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere.
How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'
Clearing his throat, he stammered .... 'Outside, when you said
you heard someone coming.... that was me..
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Re: Just a Joke
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July 29, 2009, 10:56:07 AM »
Ok that is just wrong.
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Re: Just a Joke
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Reply #919 on:
July 29, 2009, 11:16:00 AM »
...but it feels so
right
.
GOOD ONE!!!
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