Author Topic: Just a Joke (Read 213302 times)

Spazosaurus · « **Reply #360 on:** June 01, 2006, 09:39:55 PM »

Kamla and Panday and UNC and Manning and Valley all ah them is one and the same. Both sides are guilty of playing the race card, one more than the next, but they all have a hand in the mess that we are in today...and the sad part is that more than likely things wont change...at least not in our lifetime...

Carigamers · « **Reply #360 on:** June 01, 2006, 09:39:55 PM »

Spazosaurus · « **Reply #361 on:** June 01, 2006, 09:41:35 PM »

anyway allyuh hold ah nex one dey...

The Love of Football...

A man had two great tickets for the FIFA World Cup final.

As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he says, "The seat is empty".

"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup final, the biggest sporting event in the year, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't been together since we got married".

"Oh . I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head...

"No. They're all at the funeral"

einstien101 · « **Reply #362 on:** June 01, 2006, 10:36:24 PM »

dat man dutty.

W1nTry · « **Reply #363 on:** June 02, 2006, 05:25:06 PM »

WOW..... daz all I have to say.... gg

BeoBear · « **Reply #364 on:** June 02, 2006, 06:03:46 PM »

waow...now that man ... is a fan.

Carigamers · « **Reply #364 on:** June 02, 2006, 06:03:46 PM »

EmpireKing · « **Reply #365 on:** June 02, 2006, 07:32:52 PM »

its quite funny the first few times u read it........got it in my email a few months ago

Narcissus · « **Reply #366 on:** June 07, 2006, 07:27:54 PM »

imagine this happenin to yuh...

New Era Outlaw · « **Reply #367 on:** June 08, 2006, 08:12:55 AM »

I'd probably never want to play Doom again after that. Good one, Narc-dude.

EDIT: Oh....mah...GAWD.

Jdcrys_Shinkuu · « **Reply #368 on:** June 22, 2006, 03:21:27 PM »

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=8

Crixx_Creww · « **Reply #369 on:** June 29, 2006, 07:13:39 PM »

lol ok so i now hear dis on x play adam is ah beast yes lollll

was reveiwing some gay and he was like

" Chuck Norris's tears have been rumoured to be able to cure cancer.... its just to bad that he has never cried"
LOL LOL LOL LOL ahahah

EmpireKing · « **Reply #370 on:** June 29, 2006, 07:16:18 PM »

lets all laugh at Crixx not his joke

there shud be a smliey that does laugh

Crixx_Creww · « **Reply #371 on:** June 29, 2006, 07:54:44 PM »

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=52

lol @ this one too ahah

greyfox · « **Reply #372 on:** June 29, 2006, 08:24:46 PM »

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=62
for the ppl who played MGS3:se

and for anyone who plays mgo (i might be the only one)
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=190

Spazosaurus · « **Reply #373 on:** July 01, 2006, 06:36:30 PM »

DIVORCE - Polish Style

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange
a divorce for him -- "very quick."

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce

would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."

LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

POLE: "It made of
concrete."

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"

POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."

LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player.
"

LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"

POLE: "No, I always up before her."

LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

POLE: "No, she white."

LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"

POLE: "She going to kill me."

LAWYER: "What
makes you think that?"

POLE: "I got proof .

LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'."

TriniXaeno · « **Reply #374 on:** July 02, 2006, 11:06:53 AM »

hhahhah @ chuck norris never cries and his tears could cure cancer.

Good one indeed.

Narc, that FPS animated gif just mad!

Jdcrys_Shinkuu · « **Reply #375 on:** July 03, 2006, 03:09:29 PM »

TSTT Forum

http://www.motomodders.net/Default.aspx?tabid=55&forumid=72&postid=80581&view=topic

EmpireKing · « **Reply #376 on:** July 04, 2006, 12:02:00 PM »

chek these stories out

EDIT: Whoops. That's a definite NSFW article there, partner.
Link it and tag it next time, please.

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Im almost jealous of this guy

New Era Outlaw · « **Reply #377 on:** July 06, 2006, 09:19:45 AM »

I think this qualifies as a serious 'What the F**K?!' entry:

....Jesus Christ. Old people aren't that senile, are they?

Narcissus · « **Reply #378 on:** July 06, 2006, 03:29:29 PM »

sumbody had fun wit paint and/or photoshop

New Era Outlaw · « **Reply #379 on:** July 06, 2006, 03:53:55 PM »

I know that.
I mean, when was the last time you saw an old guy protesting against rabid picnic apes?

Carigamers · « **Reply #379 on:** July 06, 2006, 03:53:55 PM »

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