Author Topic: Just a Joke (Read 213428 times)

W1nTry · « **Reply #300 on:** April 10, 2006, 09:24:17 AM »

Anatomy class
Students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.
They are all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. Then the professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that it is necessary that you don't get disgusted."
The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the butt of the dead body, withdrew it, and then stuck his finger in his mouth and sucked it.
"Go ahead and do the same thing" he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently taking turns, sunk their finger in the butt of the dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them: "The second important quality is observation. I inserted the middle finger and sucked the index. Pay attention people."

Carigamers · « **Reply #300 on:** April 10, 2006, 09:24:17 AM »

W1nTry · « **Reply #301 on:** April 10, 2006, 09:26:44 AM »

MEMO:
Please note that at all future office parties and company picnics/functions there will be only one drink per person. Please bring your own cup.

The Management

New Era Outlaw · « **Reply #302 on:** April 10, 2006, 11:10:51 PM »

Oh shi-

This one WINS. Chakura!!!!

spinner · « **Reply #303 on:** April 11, 2006, 08:35:45 AM »

ROFL......dat was bad!!!

TrinireturnofGamez · « **Reply #304 on:** April 11, 2006, 12:26:45 PM »

it was dread.. i remember that episode of xmen , whats her name brother or something wanted to take over the empire or something and kindap her .... Juggernaut get owned by gladiator , i don't think gladiator ever lost a fight except to Pheonix .

Carigamers · « **Reply #304 on:** April 11, 2006, 12:26:45 PM »

W1nTry · « **Reply #305 on:** April 11, 2006, 01:23:46 PM »

Cause i'm the juggernaut BIA..... yuh get the point. LMAO that was funny $hit man... shouldn't this be in the just a joke section? well consider it moved.

TrinireturnofGamez · « **Reply #306 on:** April 11, 2006, 07:52:35 PM »

Quote from: Narcissus on July 03, 2005, 09:46:53 PM

Funny Questions

Why isnt the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

yes they do.. my brother Pr0wl worked for lipton once.. Lol!

St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven.

"Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?" he asks one of the men, who had been a butler.

"I was a good father," he answers.

"Yes, but you were a drunk all your life. In fact, you were so bad you even married a woman named Sherry. No admittance."

St. Peter then turned to the next man, a carpenter, and asked him the same question.

The carpenter replied that he had worked hard and taken good care of his family.

But St. Peter also rejected him, pointing out that he had been an impossible glutton, so much so that he married a woman named BonBon.

At this point the third man, who had been a lawyer, stood up and said, "Come on, Penny, let�s get out of here."

New Era Outlaw · « **Reply #307 on:** April 11, 2006, 09:49:20 PM »

......I liked the one that was posted earlier. This one seems so tame compared to that one.

BeoBear · « **Reply #308 on:** April 12, 2006, 08:52:43 AM »

i want the same thing they want

Jdcrys_Shinkuu · « **Reply #309 on:** April 12, 2006, 11:19:59 AM »

a king once had a beautiful daughter and wanted her married before she reached 25. so on her 24th birthday he decided to have a contest. he dug a deep moat around his castle n placed sharks n alligators and some pirahnas for good measure. he declared that the first man who can make it across the moat without any floatation devices before 6pm would get his daughters hand in marraige half the treasury and the title of king in 5 years. all sorts of people gathered for the event. amongst them were a trini, jamaican and a local englishman. the englishman went first. he jumped straight into the water and was eaten instantly. the jamaican started next. he danced and sang reggae for the alligators and whilst walking on their backs was eaten by a shark. many others throughout the day dove in to the same fate. around 557pm the trini came out of the water on the kings side. the king rushed to congratulate the man. son you have won my daughter wealth n title!!! how do you feel about that to which he replied.... "boss man me eh no bout all dat nah, i jes want to see the man who push me inside d damn water...."