Author Topic: Just a Joke (Read 214458 times)

Narcissus · « **Reply #280 on:** March 02, 2006, 02:13:10 PM »

HOW TO HANDLE A CUSTODY DISPUTE:

A Rasta and his Empress are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.

The Empress jumped up and said, "Your Honor. I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody."

The judge turns to the dread and says,"What do you have to say in the matter?

The Rasta sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose and
said, "Yow...Your Honor, If I and I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi come out, a who fa Pepsi ...'I and I' or the machine?

Carigamers · « **Reply #280 on:** March 02, 2006, 02:13:10 PM »

BeoBear · « **Reply #281 on:** March 08, 2006, 05:34:12 PM »

Ahem....this link is a dubbing of an x-men episode featuring the juggernaut ....it is extreeemly vulgar and no one should view it....

http://www.wimp.com/juggernaut/

but it is funny.

Red Paradox · « **Reply #282 on:** March 09, 2006, 02:50:03 PM »

LOL
That was great!!

greyfox · « **Reply #283 on:** March 09, 2006, 05:43:56 PM »

lol yeah i seen this like 2 days ago, got the vid on my psp now. lol

Narcissus · « **Reply #284 on:** March 10, 2006, 02:41:28 PM »

Carigamers · « **Reply #284 on:** March 10, 2006, 02:41:28 PM »

Arcmanov · « **Reply #285 on:** March 10, 2006, 05:54:15 PM »

lol, you had me there.

Heady · « **Reply #286 on:** March 15, 2006, 12:30:46 PM »

stteewwwwwwpppppsssssss

W1nTry · « **Reply #287 on:** March 15, 2006, 02:16:57 PM »

I figured this belonged here so consider it MOVED.

Kaizen · « **Reply #288 on:** March 17, 2006, 10:05:46 AM »

D3lls new logo
for the gaming pcs

W1nTry · « **Reply #289 on:** March 21, 2006, 11:23:15 AM »

Obsessions....

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers
and their small children...

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even
named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it
manifests itself in your child's name,Penny."

He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too mani
fests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the
hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

New Era Outlaw · « **Reply #290 on:** March 22, 2006, 10:24:50 AM »

Oh my freaking GAWD. Obsession with the twig and berries for the WIN. Chakura for you!

Netizen1 · « **Reply #291 on:** March 23, 2006, 06:56:00 PM »

It's no joke anymore...

http://www.xbitlabs.com/web/display/20060322213356.html
http://gearlog.com/blogs/gearlog/archive/2006/03/21/8212.aspx
http://wiki.onmac.net/index.php/HOWTO

It was just a matter of time...

Narcissus · « **Reply #292 on:** March 24, 2006, 07:15:46 AM »

Steupsssssssssssssssss.....

Narcissus · « **Reply #293 on:** March 24, 2006, 04:32:25 PM »

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the
Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red
vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy
lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Haagen-Dazs Ice Cream and Pizza
Boys Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said,
"Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles."
And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that
Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and
sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size
14.

So God said, "Try my fresh, green salad." And Satan presented
Thousand-Island dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side.
And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said, "I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil in
which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep-fried fish and
chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more
weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.

God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake,"
and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it
"Devil's Food."

God
then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those
extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would
not have to toil changing the channels . And Man and Woman laughed and
cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with
nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy
center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still
satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double
cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes!
And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And
Man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

Then Satan created the Port of Spain General Hospital.