Inmates in american jails get PSPs for good behavior

[TrinireturnofGamez]

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/gaming/2006-03-14-prison-arcade_x.htm?POE=TECISVA  WTF!!! i wanna got to jail!

[New Era Outlaw]

...they spoil those prisoners. Shouldn't they, oh, I don't know....be feeling punished in jail?



EDIT: I now catch myself. -240 Chakura?! Just how in the blue hell did you accomplish that, Trini?

[TrinireturnofGamez]

   it involved time , space and crixx  .

[Gambitt]

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/gaming/2006-03-14-prison-arcade_x.htm?POE=TECISVA  WTF!!! i wanna got to jail!

I dunno, as I see it the choices are:

Staying out of jail and spending all yuh hard earned money on a PSP

OR

Going to jail, behaving good and getting to "earn the right to buy" a psp after 18 months of good behaviour while some man makes you his "girlfriend"?

And you say you WANT to go to jail? As I understand it the prison version of 0WN3D is slightly different to the ones most of us are used to.

[TrinireturnofGamez]

  actually a study shows that sex in jails in america is mostly consentual.. a high percentage like 98% or so :p  , and your allowed to bring in women  in some states for a night  :p .

[W1nTry]

   it involved time , space and crixx  .

LMAO @ crixx!!!!!

[Gambitt]

  actually a study shows that sex in jails in america is mostly consentual.. a high percentage like 98% or so :p  , and your allowed to bring in women  in some states for a night  :p .

Yeah, and the police have always maintained that they only get consentual confessions, not by beating the crud out of someone until they scream "ok ok gimme the paper I go sign". Ent?

But hey, if someone wanna sound like "Og Loc" in San Andreas when they come out, that's thier prerogative. Maybe they could get a real "cool" tatoo saying  "0WN3D by Tito" or "I got PWNT" or maybe even "I went to prison to get my PSP but all I got was owned" or a "My girlfriend used to visit me in prison every couple of weeks until she dumped me for a guy named Tito".

[Crixx_Creww]

was de fascination wit tito doh....

hmmmmmmmmmm some deep seeded experiences coming to the surface dey?

[Narcissus]

ROFLMAO...yea buh crixx wha u do tha man chakura boi? is becuz of the AMD vs Intel thing nah

[New Era Outlaw]

Well, if people want to fly into jail to get a PSP, and risk ending up like a Cream Goodie in a Kiss cake factory, that's their bweesness.

[Gambitt]

was de fascination wit tito doh....

hmmmmmmmmmm some deep seeded experiences coming to the surface dey?

Well I was looking for a molesterish name, but Michael Jackson never make it to prison, and I lazy to think up a name. So I figure stick with names close to the Jackson theme. First choice was Jermaine, but das a long name to spell and Joe is too generic, so Tito it was. And why come up with two molesterish sounding names when one will do?

I guess I coulda just say Bubba, but das a "prison name" just been overused at this point.

Next time I could just use the totally fictional "C_C", meaning some Convicted Criminal of indeterminate crime, age, etc., etc. and having nothing at all to do with a local biscuit, if you like.