Author Topic: Worsetest movies ever (Read 12370 times)

Narcissus · « **on:** October 28, 2005, 10:16:11 PM »

since there must be balance in the universe... I'm talkin movies u saw that made u want to gouge your eyes out with a spoon

Power Rangers (all)
Titanic
2 fast 2 furious
Pocahontas
Rollerball
Street Fighter (not the anime)

Carigamers · « **on:** October 28, 2005, 10:16:11 PM »

New Era Outlaw · « **Reply #1 on:** October 28, 2005, 11:19:36 PM »

Hm...let's see.

Hudson Hawk (WORST acting...EVER.)
Street Fighter (Dear GOD, that was bawls.)
Batman and Robin (See comment above..I mean, come ON. "Always winterise your pipes." Just....DAMN.)
Cowboy Bebop (That anime movie actually put people to sleep in Anime City 3.)

Queso · « **Reply #2 on:** October 29, 2005, 12:48:35 PM »

hear nah all yuh, PUNISHER, that is the worst movie ever

here let me describe it to u, imagine, u buy a roti, and it's stale, u put it in fridge for a 3 days and then eat it, u see the rip roarin shit u'll have, that was punisher

greyfox · « **Reply #3 on:** October 29, 2005, 01:14:16 PM »

the worst movie i ever seen was Catwoman. I really didn't think it was gonna be that bad. "evil make up companies" what will they think of next?

TinyGrasshopper · « **Reply #4 on:** October 29, 2005, 04:01:17 PM »

The Resident Evil sequel was the first one that comes to memory.

Carigamers · « **Reply #4 on:** October 29, 2005, 04:01:17 PM »

shivadee · « **Reply #5 on:** October 29, 2005, 08:29:21 PM »

flicking House of the Dead....o lord. First movie i ever walk out the cinema for

actually its in the guiness book or world records as one of the worst movies of all time. I think its thirty-something.

Narcissus · « **Reply #6 on:** October 29, 2005, 08:54:26 PM »

i did not know guiness had records for that kinda thing

Flip · « **Reply #7 on:** October 30, 2005, 12:56:38 PM »

Worstest movies ever made. hmmm..I have a long list but I'll call out the "top" ten

10. Bringing Down the House
9. Daredevil
8. Batman & Robin
7. The World is Not Enough
6. Shakespeare in Love (Gwenth Paltrow looked hot though)
5. Street Fighter (I hate Van Damme)
4. Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets (the book was beter)
3. Alien versus Predator
2. Battlefield Earth

and the award for worst movie goes to...
1.Jason X

AIDS · « **Reply #8 on:** October 30, 2005, 06:40:28 PM »

Hold on Alien Vs Predator wasn't that bad.

All the Harry Potter movies were crap though.

Chronicles of Riddick

and Every Batman movie since Michael Keaton stop acting in them.

Batman begins try a thing but it still didn't come good enough.

Flip · « **Reply #9 on:** October 30, 2005, 08:00:53 PM »

AVP was balls beyond balls, it totally suck.

Crixx_Creww · « **Reply #10 on:** October 31, 2005, 12:02:37 AM »

Spiderman 1+2
Hulk
Batman forever was level ballz ..das de one with mr freeze right?

Cross roads, Britney spears needs to not ever act... ever again...

AVP wasnt that bad for real
Daredevil wasnt bad! Buh electra was better for sure

Ah man dissin ah bond movie??? WTF ~!!!!

Street fighter....
just for the record, ryu was not in that movie.. he could never be associated with such level ballz...

REZ EVIL 2 WAS REAL BAD! WDAAAA AN 3 GOIN AN BE SICKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hudson hawk may actually have the worst acting ever for real lol.

oh and all the movies to ever come out of jamaica
the end

shivadee · « **Reply #11 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:35:14 AM »

I personally had like HULK....but i could see why ppl eh like it. I find the CG hulk very mad.

Harry Potter movies were all very mad, me eh give f*ckall what ppl say. The last one eh follow the book so good, and yes the book always better, but the movies were still good. I REALLY expecting them to bring down the house with GOBLET OF FIRE. Its possibly the best book in the series.

and although the best Batman was prolly the first one the BEST ACTOR for BATMAN is VAL KILMER hands down NO BS!!! the MOVIE was complete sh!t but you see THAT man.....THAT man portray Batman the best-est-est. Watch the first Batman again, you go laff your @ss off how short Keaton is. No the Freeze one is BATMAN AND ROBIN..... i walk out in the middle of that.

Riddick.....me eh know i liked it.. But DARK FURY was very very mad. I liked that too bad.

BATMAN BEGINS was very decent.

and for the RECORD ppl. WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH was the first NEW bond movie that stay TRUE to the Sean Conery style Bond stoyline and plotline. AND it show we the "new" BMW M5 at the time in full rocket launcher action.

Narcissus · « **Reply #12 on:** October 31, 2005, 05:40:00 PM »

shivadee it was a 7 series... and this is a worsetest movie thread not movies that was ok and not too bad and i kinda like it... i'm talkin movies that was downright awful to watch... like the DBZ movies
*waits for level bottle peltin and cussin*

Flip · « **Reply #13 on:** October 31, 2005, 05:50:26 PM »

just to set the record straight...

The World is not Enough is the worst James Bond movie ever...in fact it was worse than Die Another Day...
the best James Bond movie ever made is Goldeneye.

shivadee · « **Reply #14 on:** October 31, 2005, 08:08:46 PM »

actually the worst was Die Another Day.....next was maybee THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS. O sh!t wait....i mixing up....it was TOMORROW NEVER DIES that was the biggest Pierce Brosnon bond and THAT one had the M5....the boxy beema.......but World was not enough wasnt THAT bad......it was forgetable....but not bad. Some Roger More Bond movies were worse.....boy that man was a pu$$y....always gettin he @ss cut. But the Lotus in Octopussy was mad.....ploi

Goldeneye was totall S H I T. The game was mad, but the movie....oh geeeeeed. Biggest problem was in EVERY BOND they HAVE TO HAVE A CAR.....yuh eh see one @ss in that one....me eh like atall. na. TOMORROW NEVER DIES is my fav Brosnon Bond....the one with Terri Hatcher.

QZA · « **Reply #15 on:** November 01, 2005, 07:08:13 PM »

The harry Potter movies arent that bad, granted they stray from the straight and narrow of the books. In the last movie Prisoner of Az... they had prolly the best presentation of a paradox loop in modern movies. People who are into time travel will know what I am talking about

Men in Gray : Flght of the Ibis is the worst Local movie , no wait , the worst local film or tv presentaion ever

Flip · « **Reply #16 on:** November 01, 2005, 10:40:26 PM »

Quote from: shivadee on October 31, 2005, 08:08:46 PM

actually the worst was Die Another Day.....next was maybee THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS. O sh!t wait....i mixing up....it was TOMORROW NEVER DIES that was the biggest Pierce Brosnon bond and THAT one had the M5....the boxy beema.......but World was not enough wasnt THAT bad......it was forgetable....but not bad. Some Roger More Bond movies were worse.....boy that man was a pu$$y....always gettin he @ss cut. But the Lotus in Octopussy was mad.....ploi

Goldeneye was totall S H I T. The game was mad, but the movie....oh geeeeeed. Biggest problem was in EVERY BOND they HAVE TO HAVE A CAR.....yuh eh see one @ss in that one....me eh like atall. na. TOMORROW NEVER DIES is my fav Brosnon Bond....the one with Terri Hatcher.

Dude...no...I can't believe my ears...or eyes in this case...You say Goldeneye is $#!t ! you must perish!!!!!

AIDS · « **Reply #17 on:** November 05, 2005, 12:04:29 AM »

Quote from: QZA on November 01, 2005, 07:08:13 PM

Men in Gray : Flght of the Ibis is the worst Local movie , no wait , the worst local film or tv presentaion ever

Worse than what? How many local movies we have?

And untop ah dat it reach cable so it must have had some sort of merit. How often you see Jamaican or African movies on cable?

QZA · « **Reply #18 on:** November 05, 2005, 04:50:01 PM »

dancehal queen on cable years now, the movie with ninja man was on cable, ah movie with shabba ranks was on cable. and note i didnt limit it to movies i said film or tv and there has been lots of local tv presentations. from calabash alley to westward park. flight of the ibis was worse than all ah them

Narcissus · « **Reply #19 on:** November 05, 2005, 05:58:48 PM »

westwood park was rell bad, wham to u boy? an calabash alley was the shyt... it had another one too from tobago i cyar remember the name, my great aunt starred in it as some woman named Tiny

Carigamers · « **Reply #19 on:** November 05, 2005, 05:58:48 PM »

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