“The plot consists primarily of a group of manly men with big guns poking around in the dark with banal dialogue. Every once in a while, they would have an encounter with a monster of some sort and proceed to blow the sh*t out of it.” –Zorknostrakon the Vengeful, Your Freakishly Enormous Head[KULA: So just to recap, the plot is one of “manly men” with “big guns” poking around in the dark and … blowing the shit out of things. Sounds a little like gay porn – until you remember it stars a guy who calls himself “The Rock,” at which point it sounds A LOT like gay porn.]